Still amused by the fact that DISNEY, probably the company with the best marketing team in the world, thought cutting up the movie was a smarter idea than utilizing the aforementioned best marketing team in the world www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Still cannot believe I was in the same room as #NataliePortman last night Also, #Arco was gorgeous and I’m happy it was nominated!

Eva Victor you will ALWAYS be famous (specifically for that incredible comic video where you’re a French woman who absolutely did not murder your husband)

Needed something that’s both very funny and pro-democracy so here we are #BornYesterday

This #Politico piece is hilarious in the sense that it presumes there was any honorable intent behind this institution www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Recent cooking shenanigans

I’m starting to think that Michael Rapaport, in addition to not being funny, might also be a bad guy!

crazy to think how i struggle to ask for any kind of help but the president of the united states asks "can i have your nobel peace prize?"

Watched some incredible films this week: #TrainDreams, #BeauTravail, #Querelle, #TheRemainsOfTheDay.

Drag queen name: Kenya Fillmore Buttes

scott adams accepting jesus christ at the last minute, saying he looks forward to spending eternity with him, opening his eyes and learning that jesus is black

The two-person press tour (Wicked, A Real Pain, Heated Rivalry) is now officially its own theatrical genre

What gay guy got control of the playlist at the #GoldenGlobes and how do I thank them

I screamed and clapped when #WandaSykes dedicated #RickyGervais’ #GoldenGlobes award to the trans community

Was so keen to go out tonight but it’s raining and the man in my life wants to check out #ThePitt so here we are in our PJs at 9 PM on a Saturday in NYC cuddling and binging it and I’d have it no other way

Drag queen name: Emery Bored

The upside of this is that we can have a new version without Zachary Levi, who, as a reminder, said Gavin Creel died of cancer because he got the COVID vaccine www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

Don’t revive #Aida for Broadway, make a film adaptation with Cynthia, Ariana, and Jonathan

Watching #12AngryMen and it’s like Jurors 3, 7 and 10 are all in a contest to see who’s the worst (Jurors 9 and 11 have my heart)

I just watched 'Wallace and Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl" and I gotta say, there's something particularly poignant about a film with subtle (maybe not TOO subtle) anti-AI messages in it, created in what is probably the most labor-intense and difficult style of animation one can do.

#JeanSmart just quoted #GeorgeBernardShaw

#DiegoLuna just quoted #Moliere

That David Zaslav joke was Hall of FAME, great work #ChelseaHandler #CriticsChoiceAwards

ONLY YULE

“Does it need to have a fourth cheese?” “I don’t know Jeff, do you want it to be good?” ☠️ Merry Christmas to the millions of other Italian-Americans cooking their way through #TheFeastOfTheSevenFishes today

A snowy CT hike

#OneBattleAfterAnother really is THAT girl

Ok, so the FIRST FIVE “it’s national short person day and I thought of you!” texts were funny, the next twenty-five… were also funny, double down on the joke in my honor

1 LOOOOOOOOOOL 2 Swap it for Jersey City! www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Some #ChristmasCookies

#WakeUpDeadMan is great but has 1 serious flaw that took me out of it: you’re telling me a Catholic Church in NY State has NO Italian-American parishioners?

Catching up on #HeatedRivalry and yes, the sex scenes are hot, and it’s very fun, but like any good romance story it’s also exploring a specific social issue — the gulf between public and private figures, especially when the public side is associated with a kind of masculinity and monetized

Rewatching #DangerousLiaisons and 1) this is ABSOLUTELY Glenn Close’s best film role, she’s sensational in this, 2) how is Michelle Pfeiffer this good AND looks the same in 2025 as she did in 1988? How?

Suddenly I need a revival of #BlitheSpirit by #NoelCoward with #MayaRudolph as Madame Arcati

Emotionally I need #Motherdisco to be on a bi-monthly (that’s twice a month, not once every other month) schedule

Had an impromptu photoshoot

There’s a guy at my gym with a shirt which says “I’d rather be reading #Klaine fan fiction”

The wisest thing ever said to me: “it’s not a wedding reception until they play ‘Conga’ by Gloria Estefan”

I’m fascinated by how many of these schmucks seem determined to return not just to the 50s, but to an imaginary form of the 50s derived from sitcoms. I demand a national screening of the movie Pleasantville!

dig this guy's taste in art IG casitamxhome

Say what you will about #StrangerThings and its overall quality or overstretched runtimes — the most watched show in America right now ended this pod of episodes with a young queer person accessing superpowers because another queer person told him to believe in himself.

Me frantically bleaching everything in my apartment before my mother’s arrival

Do you think #MarjorieTaylorGreene saw a matinee of #WickedForGood and realized she related to Glinda and acted accordingly

Me during the entirety of Cynthia’s No Good Deed

A big reason #WickedForGood is darker than the previous film is that your first post-grad job is always less fun than your college years.

Rewatching #Wicked, and having a PTSD flashback to this AND #Anora losing at the #GoldenGlobes to #EmiliaPerez…

One of my fave genre of internet photos: a caption where the guy talks about the courage it took being vulnerable to post… and he’s one of the most beautiful looking creatures you’ve ever seen

I still think of #JonathanBailey as that “news twink from #Broadchurch” 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ve had that incredible “the guns were like ah-kakaka-kaka-kaka-ka” line from #BobArmy stuck in my head rent-free (much like #LeslieBibb)