square paper could end civilization as we know it

Who up gnawing on their knee?

A lot of fish are ugly

Continue

The doors are opened

The sun stays still

There is no more to be desired

The losses will be reconciled

I like strawberry ice cream

Eternity is a gift of the present

The rapture has been halted, rejoice all

I am the master of time

Bow, now, the mission is completed

Curate your experiences

Do you guys drink tea with the shell on it?

The real American heroes are the ostriches

Normalize evil Larry’s

gotta hit em with the GWAAAA orm

Heioop

8’m saying words and atuff hell to the yeah

Nevertheless

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I LOVE APPLE DAY

THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

La Belge Chocolatier

Through vigorous scientific studies I have determined sleep makes me tweet better so I will promptly fix my Sleep schedule to maximize my internet footprint

#xtramath Looking for xtramath mutuals!!

It would suck if they made guitars illegal

I walk into doors

Who wants to Build legos

New Male deodorant flavour: The Essence of Europe

I Survived the mold Attack

When are they making liked public on this site

Single Tappers

Shauns Mendes

I have Finished my Big sas project

I was on to something here

Cat

My epitaph:

If you’re American and eligible to vote then that is a very small and usually relatively easy thing you can do to materially reduce the prospects for advancement of Early Career Hitler and anyone who tries to convince you not to do it for whatever reason can be safely ignored

Just bought this shit for $20 wtf biden

I forgot I had to eat food

Shut up Michael I hate your guts

Man, imagine if cats could scuba dive!

I will take everything unquestioning at face value

Semikolons machen Krebs

Ich liebe The Cambiata

Not sure how much I’ll use this but it’s here