me and the guys sitting on the floor and being oh so polite about it

It's the small things in the original Pokemon series that make it hilarious 😆

Spheal is an absolute unit!

Financial Advisor: Do you have any assets? Me:

The first Zubat to evolve must've been like

Giratina be like: °v°

GameFreak announces yet another Kanto Game. Pokemon fans:

I believe in pink shiny Pokemon supremacy

“Your package will arrive at 2:00 PM.” Me at 2:01 PM:

Pikachu got a Happy Meal! 🍔😊

I could get rich and still live for this 😌

Can you imagine the crunch?

I had a weird dream last night

I can't believe they dared to ignore such a awesome design...

I want what they have

He’s perfect in every way 🥰

Let’s appreciate the fact that this woman in the corner has three baby Espurrs sitting in a pram, all happy and content. I just love Pokemon.

Pikachu TCG Art Appreciation Post

They are long-distance best friends 💻💕

Don’t lie to me you bastard

it looks like Rayquaza is laughing at Deoxys falling down the stairs

I love how all Kanto starters evolve into big chubby monsters. We need the chubby aesthetic to come back.

WTF DO YOU MEAN "Mew can turn into two Pokémon at once?!?!?!"

Don't have to worry about responsibilities if you never grow up

When someone asks why I'm spamming A and B when catching Pokemon

thinking about them

So, does Sabrina just turn every trainer into dolls and attempt to kill them? How is she not locked up?

The best Pikachu 🥳

On today’s episode of things I don't need but really want.... Squirtle watering can 💦

Thinking about that face Gengar makes in Pokémon Stadium.

Glaceon sits like a good boy.

“Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.”

come on ash we both know this is bs

I love my teacher 🤣

Wow, these scammers are getting better and better.

"don't stress yourself out" me:

Arceus in real life 😂

I am willing to bet my entire life savings that he spent at least a good, solid hour trying to climb that tree for the sole purpose of looking cool.

When I play a new mainline Pokemon game and it makes me sit through a tutorial on how to catch Pokemon:

If you ignore TCG Patrick, you'll have bad draws all year.

This is a reminder to water your plants.

Give Charmander A Face!

Mr. Mime from the 151 set is already pretty nice-looking, but then you realize... They’re playing chess! ♟️

Are you okay babe? You’ve hardly touched your Dialgumber 🙁

when an enemy uses doubleslap and it hits 5 times

finishing the main pokemon storyline and then running into level 5 trainers that you accidentally skipped

DON'T EVER talk to me or my son again!

November 30th / December 1st

BEHOLD. The Pokemon fan base.

Thinking about that Charizard I gave away when I was 12