Chuck Norris goes up there with Stallone, Hulk Hogan and Mel Gibson. They all turned into fucking kooks and I didn’t support anything they made after 1998. But damn, they made the Eighties fun

Pam Bondi is an evil bitch. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Gaston Movie: He and the awful Prince who got turned into the Beast were besties. When the Prince vanished, he went on a quest and never found him. He swore off friendships and love. There. I tried.

How Monica Lewinsky checked in with any of this yet? Obviously, she is under no obligation whatsoever to go back to this part of her life ... again. But I feel like she could be the funniest thing today.

I hate being told, "Hey, tune into game. Upset potential!" and then getting to it and seeing things like "Alabama 74, Robert Morris 66." It's like blue balls without the fun of getting to that point.

Re: Gene Hackman Anyone wanting to give themselves a caper-movie treat should watch "Heist." Hackman, Danny Devito, Delroy Lindo, Rebecca Pidegon, Ricky Jay. Young Sam Rockwell. The goddess Patti Lupone. Fantastic movie.

So, the Harry/Sally deli scene is back in the news. Can we establish what an annoying date Sally would be? Someone that orders food like that should not be celebrated. Look at the menu. Pick your item. Minimal adjustment "Hold the mayo..." and then move on. THAT is sexy.

Refs about to earn their money

What a depressing day. Can we make fun of stupid kids who don't know how to grocery shop some more?

If Trump manages to get Egg Nog shakes back at McDonald's, I may change some of my opinions on him. If he gets Shamrock Shakes year-round, then I'm OK with that third-term thing.