One day, Comet the reindeer asked Santa, since he loves cookies so much, what's his favorite kind? Santa responded with a raucous "Ho ho ho!" and only said "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas this year." Merry Christmas!

One day, Comet the reindeer asked Santa, since he loves cookies so much, what's his favorite kind? Santa responded with a raucous "Ho ho ho!" and only said "I know exactly what to get you for Christmas this year." Merry Christmas!

If you should ever find yourself captured by pirates, remember this: It can't hurt to want to bone the captain. He might even have a thing for you, too. Though there's no guarantee you'll survive a romp with a whale, it still beats walking the plank!

If you should ever find yourself captured by pirates, remember this: It can't hurt to want to bone the captain. He might even have a thing for you, too. Though there's no guarantee you'll survive a romp with a whale, it still beats walking the plank!

Your master might be a cranky old tanuki to most folks (and to you most of the time), but only you know what he's really like. And at night, your cranky old master loooooves showing that side to you.

Your master might be a cranky old tanuki to most folks (and to you most of the time), but only you know what he's really like. And at night, your cranky old master loooooves showing that side to you.

Some rum from a coconut always puts Vulto in a particularly jolly mood... and his jolliest parts tends to make themselves known without him noticing, especially when he's wearing some skimpy swimwear. Not that he cares all that much❤️

Some rum from a coconut always puts Vulto in a particularly jolly mood... and his jolliest parts tends to make themselves known without him noticing, especially when he's wearing some skimpy swimwear. Not that he cares all that much❤️

A few fun facts about fae polymorph magic. 1. Only powerful fae can fully morph the victim. 2. The magic causes the victim's hormones go into overdrive, causing... a reaction. 3. They stopped pranking folks with this magic because the victim usually liked the effects after the shock wore off.

A few fun facts about fae polymorph magic. 1. Only powerful fae can fully morph the victim. 2. The magic causes the victim's hormones go into overdrive, causing... a reaction. 3. They stopped pranking folks with this magic because the victim usually liked the effects after the shock wore off.

I don't normally drink coffee, but the owner of a little cafe told me that he makes a mean latte with only the freshest ingredients. One drink later and I think this cafe has a new regular 🥰☕🐄

I don't normally drink coffee, but the owner of a little cafe told me that he makes a mean latte with only the freshest ingredients. One drink later and I think this cafe has a new regular 🥰☕🐄

At the end of a nice long dip in a hot spring, Vulto likes to give any swimmers who've been eyeing him up an opportunity to flirt with him. But little did Vulto know that this seemingly bashful sable is anything but shy once he gets a clear signal. Looks like he'll be staying longer after all!

At the end of a nice long dip in a hot spring, Vulto likes to give any swimmers who've been eyeing him up an opportunity to flirt with him. But little did Vulto know that this seemingly bashful sable is anything but shy once he gets a clear signal. Looks like he'll be staying longer after all!

The tales say that the forest near the village is home to a powerful daemon. Now, this daemon isn't inherently evil, and will even aid lost travelers, but only those who can match his lecherous nature in equal measure... and he's a thorough judge of character. Happy Halloween!

The tales say that the forest near the village is home to a powerful daemon. Now, this daemon isn't inherently evil, and will even aid lost travelers, but only those who can match his lecherous nature in equal measure... and he's a thorough judge of character. Happy Halloween!

A little quirk that's part of being a Girafarig is that your tail has a bit of a mind of its own. For this fella, that tail's mind is very quick to share whatever horny thoughts the main brain comes up with, much to this bashful Girafarig's chagrin (It does get him laid more, though).

A little quirk that's part of being a Girafarig is that your tail has a bit of a mind of its own. For this fella, that tail's mind is very quick to share whatever horny thoughts the main brain comes up with, much to this bashful Girafarig's chagrin (It does get him laid more, though).

After winning a tough gym battle, this Stoutland's trainer likes to reward him with an extended breeding session with a partner of his choosing. Looks like it took no time at all for him to put an egg in this Ursaring, and it certainly won't be the last!

After winning a tough gym battle, this Stoutland's trainer likes to reward him with an extended breeding session with a partner of his choosing. Looks like it took no time at all for him to put an egg in this Ursaring, and it certainly won't be the last!

Little known fact about Pokemon, this is what happens when you feed a Sylveon too many yellow poffins.

Little known fact about Pokemon, this is what happens when you feed a Sylveon too many yellow poffins.

When you entered the forest clearing, you happened upon a rare sight - Kudo, the King Among Bears! Though you seem to have caught him in a private moment. The beast doesn't pay you mind, however, for he knows that, in his presence, you'll soon be another bear joining him in his den.

When you entered the forest clearing, you happened upon a rare sight - Kudo, the King Among Bears! Though you seem to have caught him in a private moment. The beast doesn't pay you mind, however, for he knows that, in his presence, you'll soon be another bear joining him in his den.

Sometimes you just want to go to the gym with your friend, but your friend is too busy getting his guts rearranged by your dad to go anywhere on time. Relatable, amirite? At least papa bear's staying active!

Sometimes you just want to go to the gym with your friend, but your friend is too busy getting his guts rearranged by your dad to go anywhere on time. Relatable, amirite? At least papa bear's staying active!

God do I love me a fatherly-looking bear, so I did some rendering practice of one of them!

God do I love me a fatherly-looking bear, so I did some rendering practice of one of them!

I've been seeing a bunch of people worrying about the new community guidelines, specifically about depictions of "non-consensual" sexual activity. I agree that a rule like that could certainly be used to censor artists, but isn't that rule already in place? See v. in the current guidelines.

This dragon is super shy of showing his monster cock to you. (But he looks so cute with his goofy struggle to hide it) Support my work on www.patreon.com/negg

Sometimes Abelwood likes to take on odd jobs to meet new clients. A favorite of his is helping out hotels when they're short staffed. His extensive career in serving men let's him pinpoint exactly who is in need of his "services"... and also how to get their attention.

Sometimes Abelwood likes to take on odd jobs to meet new clients. A favorite of his is helping out hotels when they're short staffed. His extensive career in serving men let's him pinpoint exactly who is in need of his "services"... and also how to get their attention.

Above all, Abelwood's most valuable skill is knowing when he's needed. And even when his client, Mr. Montelleo, came home that night, he could tell immediately that the mature cougar was aching to breed something. Of course Abelwood, the refined assistant that he is, was happy to be of service.

Above all, Abelwood's most valuable skill is knowing when he's needed. And even when his client, Mr. Montelleo, came home that night, he could tell immediately that the mature cougar was aching to breed something. Of course Abelwood, the refined assistant that he is, was happy to be of service.

Being a Behemoth and wanting to bottom isn't a great combination. You look scary and you've got a reputation that scares away anyone who would top you. Thankfully, this Behemoth has found a brave Chocobo that is more horny than terrified, and he's definitely going to snag himself a Choco-boyfriend.

Being a Behemoth and wanting to bottom isn't a great combination. You look scary and you've got a reputation that scares away anyone who would top you. Thankfully, this Behemoth has found a brave Chocobo that is more horny than terrified, and he's definitely going to snag himself a Choco-boyfriend.

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Sometimes you need help rubbing in the sunscreen Commission for @dangpa.art!

It's come to my attention that art from my Bluesky account has been uploaded to e621 without my being consulted about it. Thankfully, my art was credited to me, and it even has links to their corresponding bluesky posts, so it's not like I'm being plagiarized or anything, it just feels... weird.

This page has a big button for you to email 20+ customer service departments at once with an (editable, if you like) prewritten letter. You can even do it from your phone! There's zero reason to not be participating in the pushback on this.

Abelwood prides himself in providing only the highest quality service for his patrons. He even offers "customization options" for those who reserve him. Facial and body hair, physique, piercings, etc. are all subject to alteration! He loves and lives to suit the desires of his clients.

Abelwood prides himself in providing only the highest quality service for his patrons. He even offers "customization options" for those who reserve him. Facial and body hair, physique, piercings, etc. are all subject to alteration! He loves and lives to suit the desires of his clients.

What kind of magazine is that!? Commission for @spicygatortim.bsky.social

Thievul was having a bad day at the beach. He'd forgotten his swimsuit and had to borrow one that didn't fit, and he was constantly worried it was going to fall down. But then he saw a Mabosstiff with a similar problem... but this handsome fella didn't seem to mind. Maybe today won't be so bad...

Thievul was having a bad day at the beach. He'd forgotten his swimsuit and had to borrow one that didn't fit, and he was constantly worried it was going to fall down. But then he saw a Mabosstiff with a similar problem... but this handsome fella didn't seem to mind. Maybe today won't be so bad...

Happy Pride 2025! I've been too busy this month to draw much, but I wasn't gonna pass up the chance to do a pride themed piece. It's important to be unashamed of who you are and I really wanted to celebrate that. I also wanted to draw my demon fella again, this time with a bit more hair <3.

Happy Pride 2025! I've been too busy this month to draw much, but I wasn't gonna pass up the chance to do a pride themed piece. It's important to be unashamed of who you are and I really wanted to celebrate that. I also wanted to draw my demon fella again, this time with a bit more hair <3.

When breeding for shinies, it's important to choose a Pokemon that can handle extensive reproductive sessions. Thankfully, Mabosstiff is a stud with enough stamina to last a few marathons. Just give him a Ditto and soon you'll have more eggs than you'll know what to do with!

When breeding for shinies, it's important to choose a Pokemon that can handle extensive reproductive sessions. Thankfully, Mabosstiff is a stud with enough stamina to last a few marathons. Just give him a Ditto and soon you'll have more eggs than you'll know what to do with!