Happy transgender visibility week. YOU WILL PERCEIVE ME 😈🖤🦇

Decided to take a fun pic in my new thigh highs :3

If the natives were fully wiped out, they would never have taught us about them

the white tips of candy corn satiate our desire to eat our teeth

If Jesus was a woman, Christianity wouldn’t exist, or they would’ve just lied and said he was a man

Hey do y’all think this brick of cocoa is still edible?

congress could vote on a bill that would literally ban cancer from existence, and it would still be 50/50 on if it passed

He’s a lucky man thing

I live for Halloween 🎃

Dang I’ve been gone for 4 months and I’ve gained 30 pounds, so much for “weight loss journey” guess I’ll have to gain 70 more to make it even and try again

Yooo finally remembered my password

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Tomorrow is Momma's birthday. Officially going to be hagmaxing this year, putting all my energy into being the plumpest milf around.

man y'all i forgot how good tacos are i got taco bell for the first time in a year and it was gooooood i also had a fun adventure with a stay cat while walking back from it

anyone wanna be mutuals? trying to build up this account so i can use it mainly instead of twitter

they should make more mature movies based on childrens shows like imagine a rugged murder mystery with the scooby doo gang or a sci fi dystopia movie where plankton managed to take over and sandy leads a rebellion

I gotta start keeping more snacks in my dorm, I’m starving rn and theres no food options.

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I need help coming up with a name for this buddy

So this place is basically the new twitter right?