Having x trait isn't enough, I need to look like a drawing. I need to be solid colors and have super simplistic features

Me 'n who?

Thinking of my doctor's appointments as trips to the vet is hella euphoric

I find it hilarious that the Tumblr sphere will debate to the heavens whether or not mspec lesbians are Allowed™, then I go onto YouTube and everyone agrees that BOTW Link and Zelda are lesbians with each other. Healthy reality check. Nobody cares, Link's a he/him lesbain

Inspekta hits the sweet spot of characters where I want to kiss him all over his cute kissable face, but I also want to grab him by the throat and drown/burn/cook him to death in a grease fryer. Feel the life leave his body beneath my grip until he stops and is ready to eat! :) Wuv u, Inspekta! :)

Just had a talk with my dad about a lot of stuff that I've been thinking about lately that I was scared to talk about aloud, and what do you know, she said it sounded a lot like rumination... Like OCD... The thing that I have a repeated history of Mannnn history is a circle, dude GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Learning more about the history of Middle Earth and oh my god Tolkien was so good at coming up with awesome names for things that I would have never thought up. Ungoliant. That is the sickest, most incredible name for a villain that I have ever heard. Like omg that is such a cool name. Ungoliant

Bury me under a tree so the roots absorb my body and I become assimilated with the tree's consciousness, where my superior aura will overpower the host consciousness and I will live forever as a being of mighty wood, bark, and leaf

In making shorthand, I found 3 English letters that are completely useless. X, Q, and C. X and Q I was expecting, but C surprised me. All of its sounds are made by S and K. Except for the "ch" sound, but just make a unique letter for that sound, and you have no reason for C. So I got rid of it

I am against Fionntress because I was a HARD Finntress supporter back in the day, and I'll be honest I don't see anything between Fionna and Huntress Wizard other than "ooh yuri!". Which, based, but I need more than that to forgo my former allegiance

Just learned that the admins in charge of the Hollow Knight Wiki are transphobes. They have completely erased all of the nonbinary characters' identities because they're referred to in the binary in other languages. As if those are more important than the original language? The one it was made in?

"We're in the worst possible timeline". Not true. You and I are still alive. That's enough to light our way

You know it's getting cold when the hand rashes start blooming! Soon they'll be cracking open like eggshells and the crimson yoke will burst forth in abundance, painfully and ceaselessly. Lest you apply the uncomfortable grease cream of course! Woohoo! I love it here, but Ion't like da cold :(

This is the second time in my Zelda campaign that we only get through half a dungeon because my players pick a fight that I absolutely didn't expect them to pick, lol This session wasn't really much fun I don't think. Just a lot of back and forth. Eh, what are you gonna do?

I feel safe with my friends. I can be as nonhuman around them as I want, and I know they'll get it. That's the best feeling in the world, let me tell you. To be proudly weird with friends who are just as proudly weird. Taph matches my freak so hard. I love it sm. You're the best, beastie 💜🐶🫂🐶💜

The original version of The Wicker Man is so unbelievably ACAB, it's glorious. 100% recommend, I loved every bit of it

I've noticed recently that I don't see pudge as a bad thing anymore. I mean, don't overdo it, but there's nothing wrong with being a little chubby. It's good even. It means you're eating well, that you're healthy, that you're fun to hug. And those are very desirable traits I like having a gut :)

I have come to terms with the fact that all of my characters will eventually die. No matter how strong, they will never beat Mr. Rodgers in a Bloodstained Sweater

Fighting every urge in my body to not vent on bluesky because I genuinely feel so much better when i just wait to talk to my therapist about this stuff instead of posting it online

Life is a constant desire to get WEIRDER and look WEIRDER and dress WEIRDER but being scared of scaring people off with your sheer girth of weirdness. Chance is such an inspiration for me. It dresses full big weird queer fashion and that's so fucking admirable. I wish I could do that (collar)

Could I work wearing a collar (name tag, phone number, etc) on the reg? Or is that too faggy for everyday life? Cause I wanna get a collar to wear and I found a website that makes em custom, but is society ready for that? Someone who's outwardly weird in a way that could make folks uncomfortable? 🤔

Pomni, Jax is a repeated, self-aware abuser, and your repeated attempts to befriend him is a betrayal of your friendship with Gangle

The best villains are the ones that use viscous, disgusting demon sludge as the source of their power, yet is also shown occasionally pointedly vomiting up said sludge. Even as it gives them power, their body, on a base, visceral level, violently rejects it. Peak symbolism, istg

Buying a switch 2 is the same thing as paying for harry potter, you know

Lots of thoughts recently that I want to post about, but I know those should be therapist thoughts, not internet thoughts, so I won't. I'll procrastinate scheduling a session and ruminate instead

I think I just experienced bottom dysphoria for the first time. Woo... :(

When I tell people I don’t drink I usually just tell them I’ve just never been interested in it, but to be honest, it’s because I have never seen anything good come from alcohol. Not once in my life have I seen alcohol be a good thing. Anyways a coworker I liked was fired yesterday, wanna guess why?

In terms of trashy chain diners, Denny's is by far the best.

I believe in the cycle of existence. I will not kill anyone who I wouldn't want to eat afterwards. Likewise, if you are to kill me, you have to promise to eat me afterwards. This is non-negotiable.

And now I have emerged from my silksong-induced isolation (100%ed it), here's my findings: -game really really good -game really really hard -hornet has canonically fucked -canon it/its user NPC -cute pilgrim (dog way) -cute robot (bats eyelashes way) -theological capitalism is disgusting Recommend

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I love how, when asked if you had a clone of yourself, everyone I have seen answer immediately say that them and their clone would make out. That's just beautiful. Self love, baby

The urge to completely abandon she from my pronoun list and go full it/they is especially strong tonight. I'm just a critter

Why is the deep blue of letter sunset so much more calming/sleep lulling than the dark? Not fair

I think it's utterly hilarious how Jax wants to be Cyn so badly, but he is just the fakest idgaf'er of all time. Cyn doesn't need to dehumanize her victims to enjoy torturing them. It's not even a coping mechanism for her. She just genuinely loves hurting people. Jax WISHES he could be like that

Maleficent is hotter in her dragon form than her human form, tbh

I once got permabanned from r/blowjobs for commenting under a video of someone giving road head about how utterly inconsiderate and dangerous that is. I do not regret it. I'm like Jesus, they hated me for speaking the truth

I need one of those slow, visceral fight scenes where it's two tired, desperate people, no weapons, rolling around in the mud in bumfuck nature, trying to beat one another to death/drown one another in the moist ground, but it's Samus and Ridley

They should add Mario & Luigi-like combat mechanics to Pokemon. I would actually like it so much more if it had engaging combat (imo)

I think it's quite fun how, as of now, all of GLITCH's shows could potentially exist in the same universe, purely based on how wildly different they are from one another

20 minutes remain. In 20 minutes, it all ends. The end of an era. See you all on the other side :-)

They should add The Imposter from Among Us to Dead By Daylight. That would be funny

I noticed something fascinating. There is only 1 Greek myth with the Muses as characters. They are referenced elsewhere, but never as characters like the other gods. They are instead talked to reverently, like a part of a living religion. Which is what the gods were. But the reason they didn't...

The whole time I was watching episode 6, I was thinking "What does Gangle think of Pomni hanging out with Jax?" Like, that right there is someone she considered a good friend two episodes ago, actively choosing to hang out and laugh with her abuser. I am very excited to see where this goes

I ask this as a butch lesbian, why is the butch lesbian flag so ass? It's piss colored. It's a gradient of red and literal piss yellow

My god, that rabbit is actively, continuously fucking his own life up

You know that game? The one that you lose whenever you remember it? Well don't worry! Whenever you lose the game you win a round of the 2nd game, the game where you win by losing the first game

Was told that a group of people I know all got into that anime horse girl game. I knew of it beforehand, but nothing about it. Thought "why not, I'll watch a YouTube video about it" First thing I see: gacha game. It's a gacha game. ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ