somethin weird spotted at loch ness???????? da loch ness monster????? .. da loch ness mobster………?

i fuckin love hairy cooze

i think i got possessed by somethin in this spooky castle… feels like my body’s bein controlled by someone else…

yeah i got a whole seat to myself cuz i DESERVE it

gonna get my ass on a PLANE, tried to go to da old country but i’m being dragged to scotland… i heard dere’s fried pizza tho so i can make my cousin pizza rat fuckin jealous

you seen dis shit? da fuckin ocean?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!

apparently it’s RATTOBER but jokes on everyone else EVERY month is rat month!!!!!

if you give a rat a cigarette…

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy