Hint hint it’s my birthday on Saturday 👀

Hearing the cats back home on the phone makes me miss them 🥺

Finally done with work. Might have my nap while a nice German wheat beer chills in the fridge.

Help me get through the afternoon 🥺 ngl.link/jde19902

I really need a nap 😴

It’s a bit moist up here in Yorkshire. Kinda wish I was back home but hey ho.

Please don’t make me get out of bed 🥺

Last day of-

Ew no way would I wash my Flash speed mop pad with normal laundry 🤮

Glad I’ve never been into Big Brother. Sounds tedious.

“Make that pastry flakier than my ex” Ooof Alison! #GBBO

Gourmet dinner of pork and mash, take that @leoiam535.bsky.social 😂

In today’s episode of ‘things James has dropped in the sink’ - pork chops!

Actually watching #GBBO live for a change, though no pudding to go with my dinner 🥲

Tony Blair to bring peace in Gaza? Now I’ve seen it all.

ITV News bingo! “I’m not racist, I’ve got a black cousin”

Ballsed up my coffee purchase so ended up with ground instead of beans, so now waiting an age for my V60 instead of the bean-to-cup machine…

Restating the urge to buy snacks from the shop. Must be good.

Does someone keep RFK’s head in a vice or storage box at night? His face is all smooshed up like a bulldog in a centrifuge.

What does one do of an evening in the North Yorkshire countryside?

The downside of Freely as opposed to Freeview is for news you only have the BBC or GBeebies. So a choice between yesterday’s news or racism.

Dearest off to work so I’m at the caravan all alone 🥺

The clown show continues

Back to back calls all morning. Yeesh. Roll on lunch.

Feeling progressively more human. Nice spag bol and relax.

Not sure Sky News chose the best photo of the chancellor…

Today is dragging. Not helped by rawdogging the last 48 hours without my antidepressants.

It’s me. I require ass.

Well you certainly learn who your friends are at times. Get yourself so paraletic you fall flat on your face, break your nose & can’t walk, get violent and threaten to stab people, but those who try helping are the ones at fault. And people wonder why drunks end up dead in a ditch from hypothermia.

It can’t just be me who misread this pizza name

A 7am alarm on a Sunday was not exactly what I needed this morning, but off to Yorkshire we go.

Little puss is in heat again, meaning lots of somersaults and zoomies

Caravan loaded up with clothes and drinks; next is batch cooking meals!

Dearest is stuck in Berlin for the night thanks to the fucking Germans and their stupid airport curfews

Rugby done and time for bed. If it was football I’d have to down my pint, go punch a woman and scrawl a racist slur on an England flag near a hotel.

An incredibly close call. Definitely learning points from this one.

Friday night watching the rugby and swigging a beer. What a #lad.

Ah, Leigh are playing Wakefield in the rugby. Don’t think I’ve seen one of their games since I slept with one of their players.

Subtly trying to teach my neighbour about planning their car charges better. It’s slow progress.

British peeps, Ollie’s looking for you! Say hi, I doubt he’ll bite

Anyone for a nap?

And that’s the weekend. Started packing the car ready to run stuff up to the caravan tomorrow ahead of its new home in Yorkshire on Sunday ☺️

A purry little timeline cleanse for our lunch breaks

Seems the document we slaved away on recently has been delayed. Swerving all the panicked meetings about it this morning…

Diet going well. Just had half a four-person sticky toffee pudding with a massive pot of Madagascan vanilla custard 🐷

What an awful shame 😞 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dearest landed at Manchester Airport and got to the car half an hour ago. He’s still at the airport because of the hopeless traffic yet again.

Ah we’re having ID cards are we? Yet another government thing I need to pay for and remember to renew, like: - TV licence - Driving licence - Passport - Car registration - Car tax - Caravan registration The pointless admin never bloody ends.

Final physio done. In the big ol’ world on my own now.

Thursdays are a bit of a void day on here, aren't they? No themed nudes or anything.