Imagine trying to tell me what a vital part of the team I am in the college, but then also not get my name right in my salary increase letter…

Being able to share Taylor Swift album releases with my niece? 10/10

This morning, my colleagues tried saying that I’m a honorary Gen X-er. The gasp I gusped prompted this message later. (Let me be the baby of this department in PEACE 😭)

Now I just need to find that coat

Drop some SCREAMS 😱🖤😩

Happy FF Tactics launch day, friends 💜 Gonna sneak in a little play time before heading to bed

So uh, how.. exactly did my phone manage.. to call 911 while I was on it with my bestie on speaker?? And hands free?? Hello?? (Do you know how DUMB I felt explaining all this to a police officer?)

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your first ever anime!

Apparently “dying” is not the appropriate response when your colleagues asks where you were yesterday, especially when you’re technically still six months out from a near death experience experience

I am a professional 💁‍♀️

The way I confidently told the receptionist to have a good rest of her Friday makes me want to curl up in a hole and wither away

"No healers? What the fuck is this?" ...Marvel Rivals

I love them, your honor

Was rudely reminded that Tracer was added to stadium 😭

Just two academics doing academic things or whatever @mglass.bsky.social

Emails sent. Crawling back into bed. Here's hoping tomorrow is better

Closing out the weekend by saying this about Hades 2: stunning artwork, gorgeous music, and such fantastic gameplay. And just like it’s predecessor, I’m definitely calling it my game of the year

Hades 2 🤝 Epic the Musical Reigniting my childhood Ancient Greek obsession

Staying in bed and ignoring all responsibilities is the Sunday morning way, no?

If you see this, QTP with a gif of a game with a 10/10 soundtrack 🎶 #gamesky #promosky #gaming

I am here for all the potato related usernames

Comp video games with the bestie to serve as a distraction

Oh, fun. The deep chest cough now has a metallic taste and I am paranoid because ✨medical trauma✨

Survived the great Saturday morning outing. Now gonna become one with the couch and cinnamon rolls

Forcing myself out of bed to go pretend to be a functioning person. Let’s gooo

Full on body aches and every. single. joint hurts. Send help. Or cuddles, idk 🥺

Out here thanking past me for making an obscene amount of soup last week-ish. I am low key dying

Oh, yup, definitely caught some germs. Someone send soup 😭

Catch me here all weekend, friends~

“Prof.ssa, can we watch SpongeBob before class?” Only if it’s in Italian. “OKAY!”

S t r u g g l i n g to get through work. Think I’m coming down with something (Last time I felt that way, I ended up in the emergency room, so like… also trying not to be paranoid about feeling under the weather, but anxiety brain is being a lil bitch)

Happy Hades 2 launch day, friends! 🙌

List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without preparation • Video games • Language acquisition • ….the use of video games in language acquisition (or Broadway, I guess)

The 'c' on my keyboard isn't really working and I found out after sending an email to the scholarship foundation I work for, telling them I would 'double heck' my summer schedule for any overlaps 😭

Hey, universe: can me accidentally dumping my cereal on my phone be like.. the one bad thing that happens today and not.. the beginning of a series of events? Grazie mille!

I hope you have a bestie willing to help you gain as many library accesses you can on your Libby account. Brb, adding SO MANY THINGS to my queue

College/university is not for everyone and that is 1000% okay

It’s a “pick yourself up a treat after work” kind of day

On call to a relative, I said that I’m still experiencing difficulty breathing when moving around. Was told it’s due to my weight. Idk, I (and my medical team) think it’s residual effect of the two pulmonary embolisms I suffered a few months ago. Don’t take unsolicited “medical” advice, friends ✌️

I.. I tried pressing down on my screen to get my FaceTime call to play at 2x speed 🙈

Drop something Horned. ^••^

Ancient healer proverb: "If I can't see you, I can't heal you."

This would’ve been a good time for a Wicked movie rewatch. Oops 🙈

Before and after. Chicken and broccoli cheddar lasagne soup (because maybe if I make soup, the weather will finally take a hint) #foodie #foodsky #foodiesky

Just now realizing my grocery shopper accidentally grabbed the ✨fancy✨ local and expensive heavy cream and twice the amount of broccoli for the price of the ogrinal items I ordered. Oops? Who’s coming over for dinner? It’s soup season

If you see this repost with your favorite Pokemon!

Waking up to the sound of an old lady saying “excuse me” into your ear in your very empty, 0/10. What sort of cleansing do I need?

😸👋

Pre-ordered the new Pokemon game AND the Lego Gameboy set 🤓

Ooooh, nightmare about a former stalker. That’s wild and not appreciated, subconscious.