mind if i slip into something a little more comfortable? *climbs into coffin*

Not even 6pm and I’m already heading to bed. Today can get wrecked ✌️

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve felt completely disrespected 🙃 Ready to yeet peeps out some windows

Monday, yet again. Rude

Built a whole basement/underground area for the lil Pokemon that want to live in caves. Good way to decompression from today’s events. …I wanna add a waterfall on that balcony

Heading to a friend’s ex-husband’s funeral to help play buffer between her and the girlfriend. How’s your Sunday going, friends? 😭

Attempting to build an apartment complex of habitats - let’s see how this goes

I… I accidentally fucked up

Happy Friday, friends

It’s nearly 4pm on Friday - someone tell me to stop working

Post the: Last movie you saw 🎬 Last game you played* 🎮 Last show you watched 🖥 Last song you listened to 🎶 FernGully: the Last Rain Forest Pokopia Lego Masters Italodisco - The Kolors

My last student of three straight days of oral exams brought me homemade tiramisu - the perfect ending

The end credits to Pokopia made me cry 😭

How tired must I look if the secretary immediately told me I needed one of these when I stepped into the office? 😭🫠 (I already had three cups of espresso, so I passed)

Lego Masters on TV, Pokopia on the Switch 2, me in bed refusing to be productive - happy Sunday, friends ✌️

The feeling of being in your own bed after a week away? Indescribable 😍

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

My week off in one picture 😅 (Time to drive back home)

If you see this, share a #RandomShelfie.

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

Things I’ve said, out of context: “I just need a pretty good looking top right now.”

yes i'm religious, i believe in the holy trinity

It’s.. it’s only been four days 🙈

It’s about damn time!

Cubone’s spawn area being a tombstone? Count your days, Pokopia 😭

MY SWEET GOODEST BOI IS IN THIS GAME???! 😭💜

Ten bags in, one instruction booklet down. Gelato shop and fish market appreciation photos before they get roofed in

Happy spring break to me and a happy “you-don’t-exist-for-a-week-to-me” for my students 🙌

Literally ten minutes into a novel about Giulia Tofana ((in)famous 1600 century poison maker who used her skills to help women save themselves from their terrible husbands) and got immediate inspiration for a Tofana inspired Agathario au set in renaissance Italy. Welp.

“Congratulations, my axolotl!” “Please, my axolotl!”

It’s a belated birthday gift from a friend/former colleague 😭💜

FOUND AND MURDERED. My alarm’s set to go off in 37 minutes 🫠

Felt something tickling my stomach while sleeping. Friends, it was a giant ass cockroach. I screamed, flung it across the room anD IT DISAPPEARED. HOW AM I MEANT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP 😭

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you? 😶

Mystery packaged showed up at my door today. I have no idea who/where this came from??? Or even HOW it got delivered under my name??? (I’m banned from ordering directly through the retailer - I don’t know why 😭)

"20 years ago" Ah yes The 80s

Has a minor detail of a book ever yeeted you out of the story? Anyway, over here hyper focusing about texting in 1998

I dont think you understand how excited I am that I get to see Duke 🐶 on Friday and that I get to hang out with him for a week. (I miss having a dog 😭)

Spamming me with messages until I answer is not a good look, but an excellent way to get our text convo muted 🙌

My son’s a working boy 😭💜

Five bags in 🙌

The number of times I’ve asked myself, “Have you TRIED punching a bird in the face?” should be concerning. Whats more concerning is that I can never remember the strength/weakness 😭

Out here nugget farming this morning - buon sabato 💜

Head empty. No thoughts. Treat? Treat? Treat? Treat?

being in your 30s in fandom is also being with your friends and enabling each others' freak and I think that's beautiful

Pombon, my son 😭💜

Yall, Pokemon Minecraft looks so cute - catch me doing nothing else for spring break in a couple weeks