#joongdok I love how we’re all convinced that yjh’s genes would triumph over kdj‘s if they were to have bio children but sys+lgy literally look like him despite not being related at all (lgy got yjh’s curls only) and we already know Biyoo’s his exact copy

#joongdok Β > Ω kdj au kdj, knowing that yjh can fall into regression depression if he suppresses his instincts too much, offers himself as his rut partner. that way yjh won’t have to suppress his alpha and kdj, as a beta, won’t get pregnant either. the thing is tho, that kdj offers himself to +

#orv highschool au where ysa, encouraged by hsy, goes alternative to piss off her parents and kimco join in yjh‘s the only one who doesn't but also doesn't stand out be he already dresses all black

MY FRIEND RESPONDED WITH THIS PIC IM HOWLING

why was my first thought #joongdok when I saw this

#joongdok first time yjh: I didn’t know you were so flexible kdj, unable to feel his body: I’m not. take me to the hospital

#joongdok #999kdj forced marriage au bonus • 999th gang were warriors who followed yjh to continue working under him • yjh has prosthetics like violet evergarden and doesn’t wear a blindfold • yjh starts training kdj’s stamina with the excuse that he’s not as fit anymore (lie) and wearing +

#joongdok #999kdj forced marriage au 🧵 kdj was being sold off by his family into marriage to the retired general yjh. while neither of them had a choice, the marriage being a royal command, kdj certainly got the short end of the stick. yjh is an older widower and tho retired, yjh’s fearsome +

#spod 999th gang took od to his first club night sp, outside the club: *doing hand-finger exercises* when I started the scenarios you were 15 isn't that crazy od, so drunk he can’t stand straight: can yuo put them in me

Pose reference: Cinderella (2015) 🤭

tagging this as #joongdok and #punifemja too

#joongdok hero yjh x dkos kdj + queen hsy (og comic by alzward) hsy: go forth, my hero, and ravish the demon king of salvation! yjh & kdj: …? yjh: *takes off clothes* hsy, with kdj’s screams in the background: wait, no. ravage. I think I meant ravage.

fem #plotja cinderella au 🧵 (big thank you to Jijok for inspiring me) after the murder of her husband, lsy gets sent sent to the monastery until death, leaving her only daughter behind. kdj, who is too young to care for the duchy, has to let her uncle take over. the day her uncle and his family +

HELP I MISSPELLED #PLOTJA

#joongdok #poltja imagine the kkomas preparing kdj for their wedding like this

#joongdok witch au 🧵 (inspired by that one comic of Cassandra & Apollo) kdj is a master of divination, having earned multiple nicknames and titles. the most popular one (and yjh’s favourite) is star seer due to him always closing his eyes that shine like stars when prophesying something. kdj +

#joongdok fae x vamp 🔞 bonus the mirror is for joongdok sex when kdj wants it from behind but also see yjh’s front (dw the mirror frame isn’t silver so kdj won’t get hurt)

#joongdok supernatural au 🧵 (not the TV show) whenever joongdok meet up with jung heewon (and friends), she will always teasingly call them the vampire and his bride. that’s bc kdj is always dressed fancily in shades of white, while yjh is always dressed, less fancily but no less monotonous, in +

#joongdok king x jester 🔞 bonus During the whole act of questioning, distracting and disappearing with acrobatics, yjh eventually manages to capture guwon in a space where he can neither distract yjh nor simply cartwheel out of. it seems yjh underestimated guwon’s abilities in the act of +

#joongdok king x jester au 🧵 yma and his teacher have teased him about it, and nobody would ever dare insult him with it but yjh is by far the most boring king in all of kaizenix history (if not for the sake of historical records, he wouldn’t even have had a single portrait made). nobody, except +

#joongdok 🧵

#joongdok 362nd yjh king yjh fucking advisor kdj with his scepter that he had used to kill the previous king as punishment for conspiring against him

#joongdok kdj x 481st yjh rivals au 🧵 due to being unable to have a child, the rulers of the underworld host a competition to decide an heir. the challenges are hard, no matter if it’s in academics or combat. the last challenge, to bring one of the eight heads of a legendary snake, even costs the +

#joongdok kdj version

#joongdok great minds think alike (2 versions)

like this

#joongdok thgll au 🧵 kdj is a former hunter that’s using his fake death to live a quiet life. he was the most famous hunter known as salvation. even though his face was never seen, he was easily recognised by his white coat and demonic features, such as red corkscrew horns and huge black wings. +

extra thought: during the 3 years kdj is gone, yjh goes from beta an alpha with lsh’s (+kimco’s) help to finally pin that slippery weasel of a reader down

#joongdok a/b/o head empty only beta yjh seeing the mess that omega kdj is and studding himself into an alpha

#joongdok someone said kdj was a wife guy abt yjh and now all I can think about is him wearing those crazy wife shirts

#joongdok Kim Dokja, listening to Yoo Joonghyuk’s sexual fantasy through his skill and seeing himself get railed instead of Lee Seolhwa:

#joongdok + #sangsoo kemonomimi a/b/o au kdj is sulking on hsy & ysa's couch. he and jh just had their first big fight ever since they started dating. kdj: it's his debut tournament ever since becoming a pro gamer and he's willing to just throw it all away bc he thinks I won't survive my heat+

#joongdok magic knight rayearth au with kdj as emeraude and yjh as zagato au follows canon mkr storyline where prince & world pillar kdj summons 3 knights from another world after being locked up by high priest yjh

fem! #joongdok au of Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling yjh as the ballerina trapped inside a glass globe, forced to spin around and play the same song over and over kdj as the girl controlling the mechanism inside said globe, having no other purpose than making sure the cogwheels work flawlessly

#joongdok historical a/b/o au where alpha kdj marries ”infertile omega” duke yjh after his first spouse’s death in order to inherit the county in order to inherit the county, kdj’s father gave two demands: a spouse and an heir

#orv my favourite #sangsoo headcanon is that ysa loves kissing hsy’s beauty mark under her eye

#orv #sangsoo + #joongdok au where hsy is actually yjh’s mom ysa gets invited as kdj’s plus one to yjh’s extravagant birthday party while searching for a lost kdj she accidentally wanders into hsy’s office due to hsy’s young looks ysa mistakes hsy as ym bc kdj once told her that yjh has a younger +

#orv Kim Dokja, specifically #dkos, with gothic church nails and grillz

#orv au where everything stays the same except one of the rewards for the first scenario is a magical girl transformation item

#kimcom monster musume au where kdj gets approached by the government to partake in the “Interspecies Cultural Exchange Act“ and ends up gaining an overprotective monster family

kdj: okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 Yoo Joonghyuks. but make sure all of them are tan, i cant see the coke on them if they arent