#joongdok gamer yjh playing an otome game and just taping a pic of kdj‘s face on top of the characters

#joongdok younger yjh obsessing over dilfa’s greying hair caressing it while they cuddle,, gripping it tight when fucking kdj’s face,, kdj: should I dye my greys yjh: do it and I’ll kms

#joongdok 0th yjh when dkos warned him abt regression

#joongdok thinking abt 2ha au,, disciple yjh who got cursed with the star of everlasting suffering by his own master. when he dies and wakes up in the past he tries to prevent getting cursed only to find out his master doesn’t actually exist?? he can’t remember anything abt him either, just that +

#joongdok cultivator x contract spirit au with kdj as zhi yi and yjh as tong xie

#joongdok salaryman x pro-gamer kdj, on yjh’s lap: please don’t make me bounce on it, i have low iron and arthritic knees

#joongdok sha po lang au yjh is a village kid who turns out to be the long lost third prince. he initially denies his heritage and doesn’t gaf abt the empire in general but takes on the role anyways bc his godfather kdj demands it of him. kdj, who was forced into the godfather role by yjh himself +

#joongdok yjh is a wife chaser not bc he was an abusive pos that didn’t realise what he had until it was gone but bc his wife just won’t fucking stay put

#joongdok what if when turning into dkos form kdj always grows taller like in the 10th scenario,, yjh who can’t wrap his arm around dkos’s shoulders so he pulls him by the waist instead

#orv hsy: are you crazy? kdj: legally, no. there is no word for my condition

Should have got one that keeps the arms in 🤔

I just love how yjh saw his crying daughter and went "pocket time" makes me imagine he does smth similar with Mia whenever she’s upset (like rolling her into blankets and just carrying her around)

my mother, seeing yjh for the first time: he’s gay

#joongdok yjh: Kim Dokja, I love you! kdj: Joonghyuk-ah… I’m sorry, but I can’t return your feelings yjh: …I see kdj: nvm I was lying yjh: why. kdj: force of habit

#joongdok neither yjh nor kdj do much pda but you better believe that yjh will slap kdj’s ass right in front of lsk whenever she gives him a side eye

#joongdok [hsy messages yjh in midday tryst] yjh: I’m in the middle of a scenario hsy, sarcastic: is the scenario resting your head on a boy’s lap and making out?! yjh, doing exactly that with kdj: how did you know hsy:

#orv in the manhwa yjh as punisher loses most muscle mass and gets shorter which means a cisswap au punisher would be a twink

I wrote a silly little one-shot for this hehe #joongdok #orv archiveofourown.org/works/74626521

#joongdok #punidok yjh‘s sex life has always been seldom and mild. so when her new bf kdj asks yjh if yjh was a top she thought he was talking abt the cowgirl position. nothing could’ve prepared her for how he put a strap on her and rode her like his life depended on it

#joongdok when kdj uses orv stage 3, yjh somehow manages to trap his soul in his body. for some reason kdj can’t just take control of the body either so now he’s stuck as yjh’s personal backseat gamer

#joongdok prince kdj and royal clothier yjh kdj is the newly adopted son of hades & perse, prince of the elysium kingdom. having been a commoner before he ofc needs clothes that fit his new status. kdj rlly doesn’t want to cause trouble for his parents but he rlly can’t handle the tailors being +

the urge to yurify every joongdok idea I have

#joongdok the kdj yjh hallucinates today looks a little different. he’s clearer, his starry eyes soft and there’s a shy but real smile on his face. overall, kdj looks enticing. then biyoo clears her throat and yjh quickly redirects the hand that has definitely not been moving towards his dick.

#joongdok kdj sorting out his matches on the dating app hsy got him on the way home. he finds gamer yjh on that list. thinking it’s fake, he removes the profile and hears a scoff near him. kdj looks up and there’s the real yjh in the flesh, mad that the pretty salaryman declined the match

#joongdok yjh making kdj write down things he likes abt himself as punishment

#joongdok emperor yjh’s disregard of his concubines might be a curse for some but it certainly is a blessing for concubine kdj. since yjh never visits his concubines nor takes them out, most of them are free to do whatever they want which is how kdj manages to steal the identity of royal +

#orv artificial superhuman yjh being a runaway laboratory experiment that gets taken in by kdj who helps him and knows how to control his powers bc he read an unpopular webnovel that was actually scientist hsy’s reports on yjh in the facility

they look like this #joongdok

#joongdok wild unicorn yjh that impales his enemies with his horn and gentle dragon kdj that hoards books

#joongdok ghost marriage au in order to earn some cash, kdj sells himself to the yoo family for marriage. his groom is none other than the dead son yjh. the yoo family was afraid yjh would be lonely in the afterlife since he broke up with his gf not too long ago and offer a huge sum for a willing +

#orv kdj trying to figure out a bug in a game by using the rubberducking method but instead of a rubber duck it’s a yjh plushie/figurine

#orv yoo joonghorse in the 1863rd rein-back

#joongdok recortadores kim dokja and bull hybrid/shifter yoo joonghyuk being companions in fight and dance

#joongdok kim dokja and his 1864 threads of fate

#joongdok #punifemja kdj who thinks femimpreg is real after her parents told her to be careful bc they thought yjh was a guy

I just thought of a fucked up au where kdj and anna croft (who slept with him to get back at yjh or smth) have Iris as their child

#joongdok everybody knows that concubine 999 is emperor kdj’s favourite and yet it’s 41 that sired crown princess biyoo

for the ankles 🤝

#joongdok language barrier au kdj was adopted by hades+perse really young and lived most of his life in greece so when he comes back his korean is a little rusty. he uses a translator for complicated sentences but for some reason his words are always translated with sexual intent when talking to yjh

#joongdok gumiho kdj that disguises himself as a monk and breaks into the shaolin temple where he meets bald yjh

levia’s #joongdok hero x dkos au as this

#orv #joongdok crack misunderstanding sugar daddy au hsy sets up an account for kdj on a sugar daddy app as a prank. this comes back to bite her in the ass when kdj announces to their whole friend group that he started a relationship with an older man named hades. everyone is shocked but tries to +

#joongdok #1863kdj kdj when yjh‘s in regression depression

#joongdok ancient vampire kdj who was turned young and his newly turned vampire silver fox husband yjh

#orv au idea that one western couple that accidentally raised their korean son with chinese culture but make it hades & persephone with kdj

happy halloween ^^ have a #joongdok #punifemja jennifer’s body au

#joongdok #plotja thinking abt a [what do you think of cosmic horror?] au with kdj as Yoo Yirae and yjh as the husband

#orv #joongdok the louvre theft on october 19th was actually commited by yjh and the kids yjh can’t get a job and must provide for kdj (& co.) and the kids helped bc yjh said “kdj wants french crown jewels”