almost feel mildly bad about absolutely BLASTING discord with my Lysandre/Emmet agenda like damn he's talking about these fuckers AGAIN chasing my own god damn tail about it bc it's me I'M the god damn fandom it's ME and I am NOT SORRY about the nonstop howling 😭

umm umm pinned for now ig boo > mostly nsfw/shitpost > turbo anxiety I don't like 1v1 chats/dms I prefer small groups I need the 3rd parties for moral support orz > no other (in use) socmed currently. maybe(tm) > disregard everything I say ever lmao > no.1 nbkd dj stash guy teehee ✨✨

thinking once more about sbms older brother I gave them at some point,,,,,run interference for his stupid younger brothers who think they're being super sneaky but in reality it was big big bro causing distractions n hogging the attention so his brothers can snog undetected 😔 peak top tier comedy

[quietly puts it on my wip hell pile] painting is the biggest trust the process ever orz anyway it’s never going to not be funny to me that lysandre’s xy theme starts with a gun being cocked anyway anyway he is the exact reason why the benches in lumiose are Like That haha

nipple rings n chain or collar n chain to yank on truly the question of all time orz it's been so long since I did nip rings but collar,,,,,

dumb

aww they’re friends :)

RAHHHHHHHH quick libertyshipping lion taming hehe :)

new small !!!!!!

go my bullshit no im not reusing unfinished priest ingo stuff hhhhhh i have had him for uhhh checks watch all of four hours but he is like a bug i am going to drown in the sink

x the everything app wants to show me priests(? I think ???) after i broke my algorithm trying to banish a guy so sure. priest au stuff ig umm uhh mmmm fair warning for emmet is underage (15) ????? it’s been a hot second since i did anything with this orz

>doesn't elaborate

i am dubbing them libertyshipping bc yeah lysandre sure is giving emmet his liberty statue no i will not accept criticism it’s funny and it’s my ship 😭

feeling cute might draw horse sex lmao anyway I put more thought into this than I should have sigh

stimulate ur senses

wearing matching outfits with ur bro 💞💞💞 (who unfortunately is not loved enough to warrant drawing smh smh)

god I am fucking PARCHED

it was originally for some aa shitpost trend last year but now there's omegaverse shitpost and it's relevant again god lives in fear of me,,,,,

oh right i was gonna make nbkd wedding stickers or smth too at one point and then got this far n went yeah nah it’s ass really I should just buy a cricut bc then it’ll be like well I’ve already bought this specific use machine I HAVE to use it to get my moneys worth 😭

nbkd aquarium date shaker charm I designed since. I never actually shared it outside the one(1) discord 😔 what if they kissed at the tynamo tank :)

I LOVE EMMET RAHHHHHHHH put that man in situations !!! forever debating do I hit him with my transgender beam or not whenever I doodle 😔

I lie. I need them to have homosexual intercourse right now. I need emmet pregnant on my desk by tomorrow. it’s for emotional support reasons

lysandre cafe,,,,,🥺

in light of recent leaks this stupid thing from ages ago is now relevant lmao

oh right yeah he's just jealous he didn't get first dibs on emmet lmao he's holding soooooo much catholic guilt about it he has to just watch as other people have his brother smh smh

anyway one(1) more Lysandre/Emmet to cope with plza leaks I need to see Lysandre's stupid face in plza so bad,,,,,

incest thwarted at every turn

nbkd oreocore to me. having to wrangle ur stupid brothers bc u didn’t introduce them thru a closed door first and now they fight n posture at each other on sight 😔 resource guarding (emmet is the resource skdkdjjd)

girl how am I to work in these conditions they are so fucking loud

eat hot chip and shitpost !!! I have drawn so much nbkd I can just reuse my own stuff 😭

emmetcore post

stupid idiot head fell asleep reading all his incest yaoi lmao make them kiss :)

OH I DID IT HAHA I HAVE WRITTEN 10% OF THE BLANK FICS ON AO3 HAHA LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO for whatever reason when I made my first one I was like haha wouldn't it be funny if I was author of 10% that's achievable right (((after nearly 4 years lmao)))

THEY ARE ALL THE SAME AGE (2 DAYS) AND YET SHE IS ONLY 3 APPLES HIGH 😭🥺 maybe only like,,,,,40cm at the shoulders if that,,,,

SYKE bedtime story about how good he can suck his brother's spirit out thru his dick kicking my feet like at a sleepover hawk tuah or smth slobber on it like a large dog :)

anyway quick doodles before bed ig I haven’t drawn the emmussy in a while I forgot how orz

she is absolutely indistinguishable from every other holstein in the mob to the average person but she is my FAVOURITE and I LOVE HER and I love being molested by calves orz

I like drawing and colouring my porn with the csp default crayon brush bc I’m an adult and it’s funny :)

oh to be a ✨jersey girl✨ on some gourmet shit before summer hits and turns everything into brown and DIRT,,,, (((she is HEALTHY dairy cows just look like That)))

oh mein gott nicht der cuckstuhl 😩

they’re so sugar daddy/sugar baby(+his husband) coded to me,,,,,,rip lysandre not killed by his own shitting laser but by the emmussy lmao

a major test of patience,,,,,,

if emmet is actually in plza I will eat his hat anyway one hr doodle page of my critically-endangered/extinct-in-the-wildpair I need lysandre in plza so bad

hangs him up like a decorative hanging plant

my stupid children are dumb and it's terminal 😔

evil baby jail (((for the dog's safety djfjdjdnf)))

forcing ur body to withstand the taste of coriander soap just so u don’t have to share with ur brother + context ig

look the double date potential is real both sets have goofy hair and fancy neckwear in this essay i will explain why the swsh twins are canonically incestuous—

makes everything cow themed (((totally not running a breeding program at work and have brain worms from it))) I miss them I miss when I could draw orz

GLUTTONY (((photos do not do them justice they are So Round lmao)))