Ok, hear me out: femroe yuri

When you’re a boymoding transbian dork but it’s ok because she’s into that, you can text her stuff like this:

Myrgan was born in a Hellsguard village somewhere in Abalathia’s Spine. However, she grew up in the borderlands of the Shroud and Thanalan.

LRP is me every Friday morning btw, shoutout to the local coffee shop and their vegetarian breakfast sandwich

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

Soft Pink Albino Viera Portrait Commission finished recently 🎨 #ffxiv #ffxivart #ffxivartist #ffxivcommunity #commission #artcommission #digitalart #profileicon #VGenCommissions #VGenArtist #VGen

God………..

Is it weird that I just wanna be someone who like…provides a place for people to hang out and relax and chat and feel at ease. I kinda wanted my house to be that but I’m on Aether so half of you would be SOL getting there lol Wondering if like…a Discord or Stoat or something would work.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

THEY GOT IT FROM THEIR MAMA!

Best. Dead-tired. Watch. EVER. “Oh, mama, don’t you cry!”

It was a "stay up late playing something other than XIV" kinda night...except now it's 3:30 and in 3 hours and 40 minutes I need to be up to watch the gold medal game. Damn you, Minecraft mod creators.

⚙️ Pronouns: She/Her ⚙️ Height: 5’ 7” ⚙️ Zodiac: Sagittarius (heh, BRD main) ⚙️ Smoke: No, besides the very infrequent cigar ⚙️ Tattoos: A tribute to my childhood dog on my right calf. ⚙️ Piercings: Previously earlobes, none now ⚙️ Favorite Color: Gold, teal a close 2nd ⚙️ Favorite Drink: Arnold Palmer lol

Technically sorta-related but I like working on cars. I have a few old VWs and an old Super Cub. I love hockey. Big Bruins (NHL) and Tigers (college) fan. I’m a bit of a flag/heraldry nerd. (“A bit”, she says.) I like vintage fashion. I may or may not be involved in the micronational world.

Post an ffxiv meme made by you

"You had your shot. Now it's my turn." #femroe | #gposer

Swiftbeak has been blue since pretty much the beginning -- long before he had a mysterious growth spurt, before Myrgan was even Myrgan! Gear-wise, he gets updates if I unlock something I like better than whatever he currently has on, lol

Ok for the Myrgan/Laniaitte ship I have it as my hc that for several reasons (inexperience, repressed trad Ishgardian upbringing, etc), Laniaitte has a bunch of things she'd want to do in bed, but is way too nervous to at first. The ironic funni is that I have her Alexandrian shard as Vamp Fatale.

The obvious and foreseen-but-initially-breezed-over downside of RPHub is that I am not a good writer. I just feel like I'm droning on, even though I'm really just using this as a Myrgan lore file anyway

If you see this, post breasts!! Aro's Godo's... Forever iconic..,.,.

I am at work so I can’t exactly watch the game, but a quick googling of highlights and holy FUCK that tip from Knight to tie it was pretty. Keller’s move around the D on the winner was also fantastic but I’m a sucker for pristine hand-eye coordination and Hilary Knight has it.

US WOMEN WIN OLYMPIC ICE HOCKEY GOLD BEVEL OLD GLORY

Ok, hear me out: femroe yuri

(1/?) I know I've mentioned settling on Myrgan as being a little hick-ish, given her woodland upbringing and overall "blue collar, tomboy" feel. However, American accents seem to be associated with the Turali continents.

Lyra finally convinced her to take one of those modeling jobs 🤭 #bposers #SliceofSaretos #elezen

Myrgan Forjada, boob-haver extraordinaire, answering the call.

Ophio vs. Yorha:

Me watching the end of that hockey game as both North American teams get by on overtime goals.

Should I go back to the gold version of this? I love my Ophio aiming top but the Yorha top has a window that’s perfect for Myrgan’s back mermaid…

Can you guys keep an eye on her for me

Still applies during the Olympics

Wait fuck I forgot that Finnish third-person singular pronouns (both “hän” and “se”) are gender-neutral, with “he” or “she” being differentiated solely by context. Unintentionally lore-accurate non-binary (maybe fluid?) Ancient let’s fucking go

Myrgan likes cheese and crackers. Nice and easy.

Stuck in the car for the next hour with two coworkers as we go to a supplier visit. I just wanna yap with my moots about our blorbos tbh

Now that I've taken Ilmarinen, I...guess the answer to this question is "no"? Unless Ancient Ilmarinen doesn't have to be a guy like Finnish Ilmarinen is. Maybe they're also non-binary? I think the Ancients would scratch their heads at a lot of gender topics tbh.

I know I'm not the only one here living in Cheeseland. Come on, let's get after it.

#Febhyurary 16 - Dungeon Couldn't figure anything out for Dungeon so I'm recreating my favorite scene from the Dungeons and Dragon: Honor Among Thieves. #GPOSERS - #FFXIV - #XIV_PICTCLIP - #Hyur - #JoysPloys

As a #wolqotd (-ish), one of my late-evening thoughts is that plenty of us likely mispronounce each other's OC's names when reading them to ourselves, compared to how their creators say them. So for the US English text-to-speech voices, here: /ˈmɝ.ɡən forˈʒa.də/ ipa-reader.com

Myrgan may or may not now be on RPHub 👀😳

(1/?) I was originally going to say Hephaestus, because blacksmith and whatnot. Then I remembered that’s Lahabrea, so obviously unsundered and therefore ineligible. Athena’s attributes overlap with Hephaestus somewhat, but as an Ancient, also obviously ineligible.

Oh lord, maybe she is a self-insert 😅

Max height, max bust. Muscle is at like 36.

5 games 5 goals in each 5 wins I think the US women’s hockey team might be on to something

The silliest of gooses wishes you a lovely Tummy Tuesday. 😛 💕

Age verification: the USSR and I coexisted. No, I’m not just counting in utero.

“Perhaps I treated you too harshly”

Apparently it's PFP day, so pass it on! The first piece of art I've ever commissioned, @tiniesthands.bsky.social captured Myrgan *extremely* well and her art style just does it for me, ngl. The bar has been set high!

BREAKING: Myrgan Forjada has signed a 3-year contract as a fullback with the Washington Commanders. (Heh. "Myrgandy" and Gold)

Wait, Seattle has a guy named Kuplo Kopp?