A cafe needs chill tunes, and maybe some GoodSoop ~ Did I misspell that? No I don't think so. Anyway, stay tuned for an announcement coming Thursday!

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I have been contemplating if I want to change Vanilla over to some astronomically related name, because my farts are like 3 2 1 Blast-Off!!

I woke up this morning, and I wasn't in my bed. I rolled over, stretched my body and scratched my head. I looked down at my nails afterwards, and they were red. Where'd blood come from? What did I do?

Hope you like your outfit! We have a strict uniform policy 🔒

We live in a world now where AI exists and it sucks because your entire timeline is about how AI sucks, instead of about the thing you followed people for.

What was that noise? 🔦🦨 #furryart

Peppercorn Skunk❤️🧡💛 littlesofts.com/preorder

When you see a Class A motorhome pulling a 50 foot 5th wheel camper Can you say Glamping?

why do they call it a van when you of in the cold of out hot vancouver

Another adorable comm for @tokenheartbear.bsky.social and @skunkcrinkle.bsky.social. Lil bit of a sequel to the last pic~ Only thing to do after shrinking your pals down into adorably padded cousin cubs is to pass em a paci and have a fun time on the seesaw ^^ ~ #Diapers #Babyfur #YoungDoodles

Today's weather is Sun and Rain and Thunder and OH FUCK HAIL

I just had a glorious meal. So good. But the last time I talked about it here, someone followed me and immediately told me to pick off the key ingredient, so... You don't get any info. Delicious food is all mine. Don't tell me how to live my life, eat your own food before I eat it.

Old skunk blows clouds at clouds.

I am getting frustrated at things. I am watching others getting frustrated at things. They do not produce the same chemicals.

10 years ago I bought a fan with metal fan blades, and it has been a very powerful fan for as long as I can remember. But I never cleaned it until today. It was pretty powerful still, but... Holy crap blow me away son. A clean blade makes all the difference in the world.

You know what I realized? Bluesky was never like the early days of Twitter. It got stormed with media outlets from Day 1, and completely congested with doomscroll content immediately. Twitter started with people being people and got shitty over time as it got popular. 95% of my mutes are news.

Our Monthly VRChat Games session starts in 30 minutes! Be sure to join up through our group at vrc.group/COZYCO.9113 and play fun games with the VRC crew. You can also watch live on twitch.tv/cozycononline ! #VRChat #Games #Community #CozyConOnline

Sometimes when I'm playing with self hosted websites and services, I'm thinking about the hard drives working while I'm clicking things. But not so much on Bluesky or corporate sites. They're very inefficient and need 20 servers to run their hard drives up to do the same work.

Do you ever just look at your blocklist and mutelist and decide to wash them? When I joined Bluesky, I used the Discover tab a lot. Eventually I removed it and replaced it with Furry feeds. Now I'm unblocking all the normies and people whom I didn't give a chance.

I know what it feels like in real life to be small and vulnerable and loved, and then... well it wasn't sudden, it took years to happen... but I knew it was coming at a very sudden moment when Dad got cancer. But I still had Mom, I thought. But, I didn't. She turned on me, and... killed herself.

I washed my mouse pad and now I'm drying my mouse pad... but when I say these things out loud it sounds a lot more wrong than it should.

We're fucked.

It is 5am and I wonder when I will ever sleep the full night...

Some people don't understand morning people. I do mornings just fine; I don't feel fatigue when I wake up. I feel like I can't find anything to do or anyone to talk to. I need a job. lol

Backerkit is a bit of a pain to buy stuff from. You gotta pledge during a campaign, then you gotta hope it funds, then you gotta wait a year. So, the cute thing I want is shipping around or after Christmas. Can I be patient? lol

Art team member @crystalda3h.bsky.social is streaming at www.twitch.tv/crystalda3h and will be working on some CozyCon stuff during it so be sure to go hang out! #TwitchStreamer #Twitch #ArtStream #CozyCon

I think a bird is trying to make a nest on top of my porch light. I keep seeing birds landing up there. But a hilarious thing just happened. A bird just landed in my window, and started looking inside. So I put my face to the glass and said HELLOOOOO Bird was like AAAA! and flew away lol

Remember the 90's when Sega used to just shout their name? Well in this modern cyberpunk age of fart ringtones, that's what I want to hear every time I fart. SEGA

Well, I had a good time in the city with friends. But apparently the city didn't want me to leave, because someone nearly ran me off the road in a school zone. Stay classy, Langley.

May the farth be with you. Oh sorry I made a smelling mistake.

I just had the fun experience of getting ready to jump into a shower, I've got my hand on the faucet, and I hear a knock on my door. Fuck I'm naked. Where's my house coat?

Well... It's summertime... Do I drive around with my 80% tread Winter Tires or do I install my 20% tread Summer Tires? I don't need traction anymore, do I? Wait, what's the weather in the mountains?

I used a sponge to clean something. Now my hands stink.

Thanks to your treat suggestions across our platforms, Connor has added a doughnut to the plate for meeting goal 1! $250 CAD to goal 2 and it unlocks a free giveaway: ko-fi.com/cozycononline Every bit helps keep us running~ #CozyCon #Community #VirtualEvent #CommsOpen #ShopOpen #Fundraiser

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

There isn't very many pleasant reasons to wake up in the middle of the night and have a shower... but that was a pleasant shower. Much more pleasant than what happened before that.

Good day to clean out the closet. I mean Honda. Closet Honda? Clonda?

There's an odd feeling when looking at a recording attempt and there's 20 minutes of title screen because I hit the button, then my gut decided to give me the no seconds warning that there's going to be a mess.

Would you hit the skunk weed?

As much as I like the UI for my air fryer, I wish I didn't have to stare at it for so long. I'm hungry.

Wow! Thanks to you all, we've hit our first fundraiser goal~ ko-fi.com/cozycononlin... Lots of fun commissions left so help us meet our 2nd goal which unlocks a giveaway 🎁 ⁉️Comment what cafe snack Connor should get! #Fundraiser #CommissionsOpen #BSNM #DigitalArt #HumanMadeArt #NOAI

Hey listen. Life is hard when you can't get work due to your location. I'm applying for WFH jobs, but that's going as you'd expect. If you can, please help me stay afloat. <3 ko-fi.com/vanillaskunk #mutualaid #HelpSky #FundSky #HelpFolksLive

I decided to make coffee at like 4:40pm and The coffee maker sounds funny... sounds like it's raining. Oh it IS raining! What the hell, it was sunny when I started?

Fundraiser Offering: Limited Spots available in this cafe YCH from @wildelementstudios.com , accepting anthro/fantasy bipedals or naga-like creatures, and one micro or animal slot, over on ko-fi.com/s/6f043bf8c3 #CommsOpen #FurSale #Convention #Kofi #BSNM #Cafe #YCH #MadeByHumans #FantasyArt #NOAI

Sleeping is hard when your body is just sore for no reason.

printing skunks again

Do you ever just put on your fursuit paws just so you can touch your face? Put your face in your soft paws, and ... ... Hi, where am I?

Apparently I'm in my 40's... Apparently I still struggle to dress myself... I was so engrossed in what I was doing yesterday that I put my boxers on backwards. But they don't seem to be shaped for a butt. They didn't feel any different other than back string. That's ok, I don't have a butt.

ugh this feels like egg overdose. Why is that even possible?