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"You don't get to decide if you owe me an apology when I feel wronged" is a phrase that not a single person who has said it actually believes or practices and is a sign of being way too cooked to have an adult conversation about anything

On whether or not I should go stealth: Cons: It seems difficult and maybe isolating to hide such an important part of myself from others Pros: it's like Metal Gear Solid

Anyone who watches Pluribus and thinks it makes a "good point" for the hivemind is a fucking fascist holy shit

Call me crazy but I don't actually give a shit if Trump and Clinton were blowing each other or whatever, I'm more concerned about the pedophilia, rape and trafficking. Weird we're so fixated on the one consensual thing he may have done in his life.

I hate that the DMC show has a fucking Limp Bizkit opening but I hate even more that it actually works We found literally the only use-case for Fred Durst

I love Christmas so much I am so happy that it's Christmas time again!

Was holding on okay for a while but this breakup has pushed me off the cliff of depression

You ever think about how the phrase "every now and then" basically means "literally all the time and never stop"

The new Guillermo Del Toro Frankenstein movie is fucking amazing holy shit. I expected it to be good but not THAT good.

My pharmacy was late on a bunch of stuff and I'm even later... I'm so fucked up right now, I took everything at once.

Look, just between you and me, I may have been partially motivated to pick this costume because it was cute. Don't tell anyone tho. It's a secret.

Happy Halloween! I just got dumped by the love of my life.

If you want a picture of a hot dog and hire an artist to create the picture of the hot dog, and the artist makes you a picture of the hot dog and you have some changes you'd like the artist to make, and you go back and forth until you're happy with the picture, who made that picture? Not you. #AI

A couple months of recovery has left me in not great shape, I hereby declare that I will turn this ship around though! I'm going to go to the gym as often as I can, eat better, and get hot again!

Okay managed to hit the gym for the first time since surgery, went pretty good and I feel great!

It's been a little over 2 months since surgery. I'm going to (try) to go to the gym today, just some light cardio, I'm hoping I can start getting some of my stamina / strength back.

I'm going to start identifying as a eunuch cuz that's really funny to me

I'm 2 months into medical leave and 33 episodes into the Pokemon anime from the start

Apparently when you adopt kids they come pre-named which feels like a ripoff

I am oscillating wildly between "my doctors are actively gaslighting me and telling me things are fine when they clearly aren't" and "maybe I actually am freaking out over nothing and things are fine" and I have no idea which of those wolves to feed

You'll be a lot less upset in general if when someone says "X is Y" and you're about to get mad about it you ask yourself "is X = Y mostly true most of the time" and then assume that's what they meant because language is fuzzy and that's usually what people actually mean.

My first anniversary with the love of my life is tomorrow, can't wait

The #1 red flag I've learned is people who are always talking about the things they're planning on doing but never the things they're actually doing, as in they're always fantasizing about starting *something* but they never do.

My GRS is going to need a revision and I feel awful about it

I look up at the title of the latest video, dazed "When the remake is better than the original" I look back at my phone This has to be a type of gooning.

I really really hate when I'm upset about something that's real and people tell me "you're going to be okay" or "it's going to be okay." I understand you're trying to be supportive, but the whole reason I'm upset is because I don't know if things are going to be okay. You're lying to me.

Okay so nobody spill the beans but I'm making my gf a Gameboy game for our anniversary, starring her favorite plushie and filled with lots of references to our relationship and her favorite stuff. She's not on here so she won't see this. SHHHHH! #gamedev #gameboy #retrogames #indiegames

My vagina so deep Leonardo DiCaprio gonna find his dead wife in there

When the sequel to a big indie game comes out, I finally boot up the sequel that has been sitting on my backlog. If I enjoy it enough to finish it, I buy the sequel. Here's hoping I can finish Hades today cuz I really wanna play Hades 2.

Had my 1 month post-GRS follow up, everything is great! My vagina had so much depth Elon Musk will embarrassingly fail to rescue children from it and accuse the actual rescuer of being a pedo

>trans people using therapy speak and non-violent communication to bully each other

My anniversary with the love of my life is coming up next month, I need ideas for gifts.

I managed to walk 2 km today, after weeks barely able to round the block. That was a huge milestone!

You ever wake up to an entire fucking essay about trauma, consent and gaslighting because you suggested they watch a sitcom they don't like? Some people have to be the victim of every interaction they have lmao.

Just about 4 weeks post-op I'm starting to feel a teensy bit normal again

The only "[thing]punk" genre label that makes sense is cyberpunk. Implicit to cyberpunk media is oppression and rebellion. Steampunk is an art style / type of tech, there is nothing "punk" about it. Same with the other 400 bullshit labels people have come up with. This is my pettiest grievance.

I really love #Borderlands 4, but I usually bounce off of loot games, and I think the main difference is the rhythm of character power works to create a much more varied experience than every other loot based game I've played. 1/?

Godwin's Law is actually really useful for calling out bullshit Liberal calls for civility. "Violence is always wrong" huh? What about in World War 2, was it okay to go into Nazi occupied territory and kill the Nazis to liberate them? Yes? Great, so violence and killing are okay sometimes.

I will never understand the love for Borderlands 2's writing. I hate it so much it's difficult to put into words. It's embarrassing. It's sad. It feels like watching a stand-up comedian bomb. It feels like that kid in elementary school who wanted to be a class clown but you just felt sorry for him.

Women can make ourselves more approachable by covering ourselves in paint that contrasts the color palette of the environment and expressing a thin colored outline around to denote interactivity

ngl seeing The Simpsons using smartphones makes me wanna die

I think I'm fascinated by the Pirate Software drama because it reminds me of the kinds of pointless hatedoms I used to get into when I was an asshole who spent too much time seething at strangers on the internet. Holy shit some guy on the internet had a bad opinion! Go outside.

Of course Snoop Dogg was homophobic. His only value is cameos in stoner movies so 15 year old white boys can go "YEAH DAWG" and then have a coughing fit cuz they can't handle weed. His PR team has done a fucking unreal job laundering his image over the years. He always sucked.

Look it's because I'm in the GRS recovery house but I feel like a party maniac washing 3 types of pills down with a red bull

I have the healthiest attitudes about everything

Why the fuck is the shower in every new bathroom a fucking new logic puzzle? Do the people who design these things just have awful marriages they take out on their craft? I'm in a fucking recovery hospital, this should not have been this hard to figure out

GRS recovery day 5 - honestly this isn't so bad! The recovery house feels like a summer camp for trans girls, lots of new friends from all over the country. Pain is tolerable with the drugs they give me, lots of time to rest and play games. I hyped myself up for worse than this. #trans #grs

Cultural differences are fascinating, maybe it's because this is a Japanese game, but this is apparently considered an insult