A hundred grand a month for the unhinged shit he posts? Hard pass.

211 days since the U. S. failed to comply with a legal mandate to release the Epstein files. Tick tock, motherfuckers.

Lying about Mitch McConnell’s death to avoid the special election is election fraud.

I’m also Gen X, and it was Nine Inch Nails’ video of Closer that turned me onto BDSM. Like Trent Reznor, I think we need separate bathrooms for MAGA. As a woman, I don’t feel comfortable around them.

Don’t tell me I’m the only one who saw this coming.

I’m so old I remember when MTV showed music videos. Your turn.

Domestic abusers shouldn’t have guns. Anyone with a history of domestic abuse should have their gun rights revoked.

How come dead people weren’t voting until Donald Trump became president?

What part of enforcing our immigration & customs laws involves shooting an unarmed person for expressing their first amendment right to protest?

Sure, Texas, vote for Ken Paxton cuz he’s a family man who believes in the sanctity of marriage.

Felonius Chunk wants to sleep through the FIFA finals at NY/NJ stadium. I hope they boo him loud enough to keep him from his nap.

Watching Apex tonight & Charlize Theron is aging like fine wine.

So to recap, we can’t eat the lettuce or the cheddar cheese, without risking severe illness. How exactly is that making America healthier? Explain it to me like I’m five.

Maybe next she can introduce a bill to ban presidents from accepting gold-encrusted planes from foreign governments. Just kidding, we already have an emoluments clause, but it doesn’t stop Trump.

This country was founded by people seeking religious freedom. Because they’d been persecuted for their beliefs, they wanted religious freedom for everyone. Which means I’m free to worship Greco-Roman deities. My neighbor is free to worship in a Latvian Orthodox Church. And so on & so forth.

Oh, so now MTG realizes that MAGA puts America last? She defended Trump’s policies when they were hurting Americans, she openly mocked liberals. She doesn’t get to complain about the problem now when she spent her career participating in the problem.

Yup. MAGA decided food safety was for pussies & now there’s actual shit on our lettuce. RFK Jr can’t be reached for comment cuz he’s swimming in sewage. Meanwhile we the people are literally shitting ourselves to death so MAGA can feel more manly for doing away with food safety.

Two ex-wives, two daughters, and another (probably also female) immediate family member this thing physically abused and/or terrorized. The law takes guns from private citizens with that track record, but they gave this thing more guns, more power over the unsuspecting public. Square that circle.

Can someone explain to me what an illegal immigrant gets out of voting in an election? I mean, why would anyone risk deportation by using a fake/stolen identity to vote in an election? They wouldn’t. It’s too big a risk for too little a reward.

If I, or anyone else not an elected official, was a “no show, no call” to work, I’d be terminated and replaced with someone who does show up. I’m just sayin’.

I’m sure Meal Team Six & the Gravy Seals will get right on that.

49 year old NYC girl living in northeast PA. Growing up, I was never trapped inside by toxic wildfire smoke. It’s something that only happens when we have a climate science denier in the White House.

Kegsbreath saying the military needs more testosterone is like saying the Titanic needs more icebergs.

Every person who votes to confirm Todd Blanche is voting to cover up the Epstein files & thwart an investigation. Name them & shame them.

The victims of Jeffrey Epstein & his partners in crime deserve justice. Release the unredacted files immediately. Refuse to confirm Todd Blanche because he refuses to release the files.

He mutilated a little girl’s nipples while raping her. Never forget that.

Started my new job. I’m the only one over 40 & the only disabled person there. HR made a reason accommodation for my disability. But my Gen Z boss keeps suggesting “this might not be the right fit for you cuz of your age & disability.” I’m Gen X & I’m from Brooklyn. I will smack him in his baby face

They’re killing unarmed, innocent men, women, & children.

Fuck ICE.

Don’t forget to wish the enbies in your life a happy International Non-Binary Day.

Lindsey Graham is dead. Harvey Weinstein is in heart failure. New York State has imposed a moratorium on data centers. And the hits keep coming.

Motherfucker is handcuffed & still manages to look proud of what he’s done. Lock him up & throw away the key.

Lindsey Graham was “scheduled to win by a lot,” was he? Well now he’s dead, so it’s time for a new schedule.

Dying for your boss is a hella drastic way to distract from the Epstein files.

It’s not undocumented immigrants. It’s not members of the LGBTQIA community. It’s not members of some liberal cabal. It’s white, cisgender, heterosexual,male, Trump-supporting republicans.

May Donald Trump golf again with Lindsey Graham, and soon.

I’m sure rent boys in D. C. & South Carolina will find another screaming queen to replace Miss Lindsey.

My vibrator has more exciting technology than the cyber truck.

Mitch McConnell dropped dead, Harvey Weinstein is in heart failure. The hits keep coming.

“Verify your age.” Bitch, I remember VHS & cassette tapes.