“Suck buddies.”

“All of em!”

“Guys are like girls but angrier.”

“Why do guys always smell like nachos?!”

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people." "Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"

"You're going to do something crazy!" She didn't look into her crystal ball.

"I'm pretty happy knowing what comes next at all times! Besides, if I don't want to know I can always not look!"

"I don't really deal with uncertainties!"

"I'm just reading the crystal ball, buckaroo!"

"Apparently I'm one of them!"

"Pretty good!"

Sends this to everyone.

“My crystal ball is saying… You really want to make out with me!”

“What if I gave you a little snack?”

“… But Goaty is WAAAY cuter. You have to admit that!”

“I’ll name you Goaty!”

“Did that goat just talk?”

“This is a job, by the way. You know I love you guys!~”

“You’re weird!”

“What is THAT supposed to mean?”

“Haha, I hate all of you.”

“You don’t even know what they do in Freak Fighter!”

"They should call the next tournament Freak Fighter."

“If I was evil I’d TOTALLY have a cult! It would be a cult dedicated to buying me makeup!”

“I’m not even sure what that’s supposed to mean, but thanks I think!”

" Ｂｌａｃｋｅｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｌａｃｋｅｓｔ　ｂｌａｃｋ；　ｔｉｍｅｓ　ｉｎｆｉ－－　ｗｈａｔ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｍｅａｎ　ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ　ｃｏｐｙｒｉｇｈｔｅｄ？　Ｕｇｈ，　Ｉ＇ｌｌ　ｐｕｎｃｈ　ａ　ｂａｂｙ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｄａｙ，　Ｉ　𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗿．" "I ᴀᴍ 𝑬𝒃𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜɴᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀ--- ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ? Yᴇᴀʜ, ʙᴜᴛ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙴𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚢 ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅꜱ ꜱᴏ ʟᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴍᴇ..."

“That’s right!”

“Menutters, we are SO BACK!”

A ℜ𝔬𝔰𝔢 had bloomed in the darkest blight. And a little 𝕀𝕓𝕚𝕤 emerged and took flight. 𝙈𝙖𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. 🐈‍⬛(N)SFW WARNING! 🌟 #OpenRP / #LewdRP ✨ #SFRP / #MVRP 🔮OC’s Welcomed! 💜Cute, Flexible, Sweet Like and RT.

❝𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮.❞