Just got my pussy ate!!!! Goodnight

Lazy edge today

Wake me up when locktober ends …

Only two more days before legally mandated jockstrap posting starts 🫡

Big on the Pig 🐽 #jocktober

Did anyone notice that RPDR UK episode featured a sample from Girl Front by Odd Eye Circle LOL

Where is everyone buying underwear? I wear briefs and thongs (even though I have no business wearing one LOL)

Would mean the world if you guys came out to support me and my art! it’s showing in the hallway that leads to an elevator :D

It’s been a min 🙃

I don’t understand how I never saw a gay person from the apps in my hometown of 4k, but I go out in Austin to a coffee shop at 10am and I see no less than 3 men from the apps

Don’t even want to post the final product bc it stuck to the kiln on the bottom (my fault) and the side (NOT my fault)

mistress taking a sponsorship from a personal injury law firm is SO texas

An update

I’m begging…

When an older man tells you you’re gonna be a hot daddy when you’re 45

Yall ever almost meet up with someone then go through their pics and see how dirty their floors are :/

So into getting rimmed right now

Today’s fit and license plate

I’m going to Palm Springs next week, please send any recommendations! Bars, restaurants, shops, etc etc! Anything please 😋

Now…why would you get engaged on my birthday…

Can’t get a boner

Well I just saw what I look like walking down the street

If you see this, quote this post with your 4 favorite Final Fantasy characters

Not feeling crazy or anything my first day on it!!! Hahahahaha hotdog

Was just hate crimed 😔 passed by someone wearing a bbno$ shirt

1 rage quit down on ffxiii and it’s embarrassing where I happened </3

Doctor put me on lexapro

Oomf told me he drinks 1/4 cup of olive oil (extra virgin) I don’t think this is for me!

Deadass what shakes yall drinking for gaining

Never updated how this turned out because I used the wrong clear glaze and it caused it to come out v milky 😩

Same person

Who is following the bennythepooh allegations… the bear community hasn’t been affected like this since that otter on tumblr who was abusive to his gaggle of chubs

How should I glaze my boi

Him just a hole

WIP

😢

Who needs a ride?

I’m begging…

Who needs a ride?

I got snap to message my plug but it’s shinoglazes if anyone wants

Saw Baths :-)

Lazy #fcf

Tipsy boots

Feeling the need to detox from my screen, everything is like an ad for something else and everyone’s takes are rancid

What I do