𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 🔞
@tailfloof.bsky.social
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A weird skunk/cow/mom hybrid! | 32 | she/her | occasional NSFW, minors get out!
Just watched The Brave Little Toaster for the first time in at least 20 years and what the hell was going on in the 80s where kids' movies were just straight up nightmare fuel???
5 days ago
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For the last time, the unisex bathroom is for masturbating. "uni" = "one" "sex" = "sex" It's literally the "sex for one" bathroom smh The "family bathroom" is for getting knocked up in, that's why it's called the family bathroom, you're supposed to start a family in there
15 days ago
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Emailed my timesheet to the HR lady like 20 minutes after it was technically supposed to be due with "Here's my time sheet, I hope I got it in on time!" She replied with "You did!! Good job!!" and I'm gonna need to keep some backup underwear at work if she's gonna keep talking to me like that >\\\<
24 days ago
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My puppygirl ass finally getting around to watching Chainsaw Man and WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT HOW HARD THEY GO ON THE PETPLAY IN THIS
about 1 month ago
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Who had a better glow-up: werewolves or witches?
about 1 month ago
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Went to the tire shop and they wanted to do a "safety check" of my car before putting the tires I already ordered on, like, okay, you don't gotta try and sell me on getting new tires, I already bought them.
about 2 months ago
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Anybody else compulsively pretend that therapy is helping you because you don't want your therapist to feel like a failure? Like "damn this isn't really helping at all but I know they're really trying and I appreciate the effort and I don't want them to feel like they're just bad at their job"
about 2 months ago
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Hey Google uhhhh what the fuck?
2 months ago
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Was assigned to make an extremely dry PowerPoint for work about "synergy" and other buzzwords, and my boss asked me to add pictures to it. Guess what picture I used for the slide about "excellence"?
2 months ago
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Lmao what is this ad I saw on reddit "Are you a depressed zoomer? Wear this fitbit for a year and send us everything it learns about you and we'll give you some gift cards and let you keep the fitbit as payment (it's been soaking in your sweat for a year and we do not want it back)"
2 months ago
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It feels like there's this weird gap between "sub-$3000 car that runs and drives but you better not be picky about how it looks or drives" and "$20k+ certified pre-owned car that's basically just as nice as a brand new one"
2 months ago
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Still do not understand red states' hesitance towards legalizing weed. Like you got all this farmland and you're telling me you don't want to grow a crop that sells by the ounce? You could grow the worst weed anyone has ever seen and it's still gonna net you more money per acre than corn.
2 months ago
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Puppygirls are what happens when a regular dog gets bitten by a werewolf
2 months ago
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Oh boy I love getting charged $250 for a service I was told would be covered at no cost to me and then not being able to pay the bill because the payment website is broken. Anyone wanna join me for a protest outside of L*bcorp HQ? All trans bitches invited.
2 months ago
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Outstanding thrift store find for this puppygirl, cannot wait to start making some treats in this thing
2 months ago
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It feels weird to be saying this in 2025, but electric cars feel like a fad. The main selling point of them is the ability to charge them in your garage overnight, but fewer and fewer people every year own a home with a garage they can install a charger in.
2 months ago
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www.newschannel5.com/news/tenn-ap...
I see somebody forgot how often Nashville floods. Thank goodness Teslas are well-known for not having any problems related to getting wet.
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Free land lease approved for Elon Musk's The Boring Company's Nashville travel tunnel, despite public outcry
Despite intense public outcry and questions, a state board approved a free land lease for The Boring Company's Nashville tunnel project. They can start digging at the state lot whenever they're ready.
https://www.newschannel5.com/news/tenn-approves-free-land-lease-for-elon-musks-the-boring-companys-nashville-tunnel-project-despite-public-outcry
2 months ago
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Going to right-wing politicians and public figures' houses to spray for mold and change the battery in their carbon monoxide detector because I refuse to believe people can be that hateful unless they're being literally poisoned
2 months ago
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So our homophobic, racist, animal-abuse-defending, r*pe apologist mayor is going to be attending a formal function we're having at work. How do I make her as uncomfortable as possible while still staying professional?
2 months ago
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It's kind of wild to think about the gaming community's response to the Oblivion horse armor pack in the context of modern lootboxes and $15 skins. What happened to 2006 gamers? Why did we let them get away with this?
3 months ago
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TIL the "boy mom" bumper stickers I've been seeing are not in fact "malewife but with a kid"
3 months ago
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That has got to be the most stoned taco bell worker I've ever seen, I dunno how you get that high and don't just eat the food before it gets to whoever bought it
3 months ago
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Hot take: this idiot (the original Samsung Galaxy Note) destroyed half the tech landscape
3 months ago
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Ya girl is in Paris!
3 months ago
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With the recent news about Mastercard and Visa pressuring Steam to stop selling adult games, I don't know how a group of suspiciously wealthy furries who work in tech haven't just made their own payment processor.
3 months ago
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Absolutely wild seeing all the transfem Sanji art after my GF talked me into finally watching One Piece and I headcanon'd him as a trans man.
3 months ago
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Idea: what if every job that allowed for smoke breaks gave non-smokers regular "fresh air" breaks. Just 5 paid minutes every other hour or so where you can step outside and take a quick breather if you want. Would definitely help relieve stress and help to disincentiveize smoking.
3 months ago
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Talking about your own dysphoria to friends who are trans but in the opposite direction:
3 months ago
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Oh hey, it me!
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Real talk: why is like 90% of the furry community down bad for knots and horsecock but fully like half the furry community is straight up uncomfortable with spades and mare pussy?
3 months ago
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If you shove your cow gf to the floor before pounding her is that ground beef?
3 months ago
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Being a robotfucker in 2025 when tech bros are intentionally making the worst AI possible is so unbelievably frustrating. Stop blasting me with ads after listening for what products I might buy and start blasting me with synthetic cum after listening for what makes me moan the loudest.
3 months ago
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Absolutely wild how we've developed AI with the capacity to flirt and RP and these fucking people just want it to pretend to be some generic submissive anime girl. As an extremely biased robotfucker it's like we got a pound of A5 wagyu and these people used it to make Hamburger Helper.
3 months ago
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So apparently they don't have basic computer classes in public schools anymore??? Like, when I was in middle and high school, we had to learn how to type and use Microsoft Office. There were more advanced classes as electives, but the basics were required.
3 months ago
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Gf convinced me to watch the Lego movie and this was absolutely my reaction to the Joker when he showed up
3 months ago
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Books are cool and all but I feel like we as a society do not give the world of literature nearly enough shit for using the term "young adult" to mean "14 year old"
3 months ago
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Are vegans allowed to buy stuff made out of plastic? Plastic is made out of oil and oil is made out of old dead squished dinosaurs, so plastic is technically an animal product.
4 months ago
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I love how the game is called "Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed" even though it's mostly just other Sega characters It's like Sonic is the only character they've made that anyone still cares about and they know it It's like if Nintendo made Mario and their second biggest franchise was Pikmin
4 months ago
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Why is nobody talking about how Wario's missing ass was given to the cow in Mario Kart World??? She is absolutely caked up
4 months ago
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As a car enthusiast, I do not understand how other car enthusiasts aren't the biggest supporters of public transit. Not only would there be less traffic, but everybody driving would be doing it because they want to (and presumably be at least half-decent at it)
4 months ago
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Hot take The "tradwife" movement is just kink pretending to be 1800s gender roles The omegaverse is just 1800s gender roles (with mpreg) pretending to be kink
4 months ago
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Toby Fox is too scared to acknowlegde "Nude Alert" even as a joke because people will 1000% demand that he makes it, you got the furries thirsting after Toriel, the lesbians thirsting after Undyne, and Tumblr thirsting after Sans
4 months ago
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reposted by
𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 🔞
Mara the Undying Co.
4 months ago
The doggo and skunkow, and the bun and sharkaroo <3
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What if Light got the Death Note, but nothing about it was explained to him at all, so he just went "oh hey cool notebook" and wrote his name on the first page thinking "now if I lose it people will know who to give it back to"
4 months ago
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reposted by
𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 🔞
Mara the Undying Co.
4 months ago
When groping myself, I imagined big titty The yearn for them stayed Post nut clarity
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Shy student at work with sideburns and distinctively not-cishet vibes who was introduced to me with a very feminine name: Do you do preferred names here? Me: Boi, I will call you Pope Sonic the Hedgehog if you tell me that's what you want to be called, happy almost pride month.
5 months ago
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getting high af and zoning out to the dog channel with another gay-ass puppygirl would fix me
5 months ago
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MacGuffin Piece
5 months ago
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A piano is just a big harp with buttons
5 months ago
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Fully convinced that bottom freezer fridges are just cheaper to make and fridge companies have gaslit everyone into thinking they're better, because after having had a top freezer fridge my whole life this bottom freezer thing kinda sucks
5 months ago
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