Private beach meet up with Perseus can be interesting, especially for the twins here. There will be a follow-up of the big shork trying *both* girls on for size later! Finished commission for Bug and Juui with my shork, Perseus. Im slowly getting back into the swing of things. xvx

Still waiting for his turn on the pipe! Just needs the right one to grind... Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Danzig and Ninsun always find the most interesting pokemon to let off steam with, especially if they're willing to get stuck in with poison types. Literally, in this Lugias case~ Finished wing it for @bucawkke.bsky.social Funfact; nidoqueens are short as hell and I love them more for it.

No pants means I can do this all the time. Trust me, I'm a penguin.

Everyone is excited for deltarune while im just looking good forward to being Hestia's little cogchamp on my birthday.

I get so many 'happy father's day' from the gryohons ive collected over the years. And one owl. I dont have a catbird problem. They adopted me first

medieval knight YCH scene!! doing this in hopes of finally being able to take a break from work! FIRST COME FIRST SERVE, I'll be posting what slots are taken! Additional YCH piece 100 each!

Garrett getting into trouble again, shameless old bird. Horny at work doodle, phone art

There's another furry working here. Dammit.

Another sticker from furry coworker. Shame they're leaving soon, but im wishing them the best. Just means Ill be the only closeted weirdo here again :V

Learning how to 3d model has been weird. Like, id get these grand ideas to make massive battleships and other wae machines... know what I spent all that time on? Fat orca dick. I am a failure as an artist

Who do i need to cram an egg into just to play MediEvil on an emulator without it crashing on hilltop mausoleum every time it loads

Got to see the final act of The Amazing Digital Circus with a friend. Was not expecting to feel so much.

Squeech, my new chud son, is something else.

Some of the most fun ive had with Voices Of The Void is making a prison for the Mannies... ehile making daily shrimp offerings to the alien cat twins in the tree house.

I dont do well with scary games. I prefer to stream them so friends can giggle at how I cower at the smallest noises and make very poor decisions.

Roight. One mule down, so now the drunk birb wisdom can begin. Ask anything, get bird wisdom! (Wisom subject to change. Side effects may include paralysis, poison, confusion, petrification, and even frog. Batteries and squeaky toys not included.)

I always go to the same place and buy the same two things. It always rings up to 6.66. Ive been doing this long enough that the people who work there simply refer to me as "the dude." I take this as a matter of pride now.

Getting stuff to make mules tonight. Last change for drunk bird wisdom before I go AWOL from this place for a bit.

Newts new friend, big bull with a big tool. I dunno, just wanted to draw a big bull, and it has NOTHING to do with the fact i was listening to a band called Hot Beef Injection when the idea came up. Phone art.

How many cans does it take to get a derg dad to fuck you in public? None, but the incentive helps. The owl knows Amos' favorite. Colored bit cus why not. I hate coloring, but there's only one way to learn it. Imps belongs to her owner, Owlmotor

Egg

Gunnae lose my mind if this rain keep up.

Todays favorite work related passtime: making aggressive eye contact with a homophobic coworker while eating a banana. Ill be serving cunt all day.

Gotta lean into my shortstack craving sometime.

Apologies for being slow on art again- work is kicking my nub in now that summer is rearing its head and ive been dealing with not being able to get my medication. Ill try and get onto things soon. Like those warmups; ive decided to use that last run as a list. Ill be picking more over time.

One of my coworkers apparently likes to watch me run his forklift. Go figure i find the *one* cuck in my squad.

Considering how many eggs B has pumped into people the alimony alone would tank a small nation.

So, tomodachi life B in Limeys game had a child with Wispy, another friend, and... His name is Edward.

I desire more caffeine

The chosen have been... chosen. Ill be contacting them directly and posting a 'picked' under their post. The other posts will be considered for other warmups moving forward so dont feel discouraged! I might be back for ye 8U

Closed and locked! Thanks to everyone who tossed in their lot, and Ill be contacting people later today. I'm also going to keep this around in case I need other warmup volunteers to pick up later (assuming everyone is okay with that. No promises tho) Might do this again at a later date!

The amount of requests for Garrett is unsurprising, but ive had a few requests for characters I wasnt expecting! Speck being one of them, and the owlbear. Its nice knowing they weren't forgotten

I have been informed by the catbird that I am NOT to reveal who was chosen by RNG and who was chosen by me.

Roight, 'ere we go. This will close tonight at midnight est.

It wont stop fucking raining

Im hoping this little warmup doodle experiment thing helps me out of this rut. Im also glad Juui is handling the rng thing cus I would NOT be able to control myself when it comes to certain people's OCs

Oh yeh. Tomorrow at 5pm est is when ill start collecting people for warmup stuff. See you guys then!

Hello All~! Here's my newly updated Commiss!on Sheet, as well as a link to my forms if you're interested in filling one out! Even if not, spreading awareness and sharing this with friends who might be interested would be greatly appreciated~!!!💚💚💚 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

New friend found outside. I suck at taking pictures. Imagine minding your business just for a giant to show up, flashbang you, and bugger off complaining about the humidity.

And another one! TvT I appreciate the Ko-fi donations, theyre stupid helpful especially these days. You guys are the best <3

Huge thanks to that person who just donated to me on Kofi! Ill contact you soon about giving back in some way. (You know who you are) Thank you <33

For those who dont read these all the way thru first: NOT YET. Schedule is going to have a few holes in it next week, so that means its warmup vict- I mean, volunteer requests going out sometime this week. Will post details then.

The best part of this shift is that I get to choose any forklift I want and none of the other lift drivers know.

Horngry

Lots of gryphons and lots of sharks to draw.