this is all i can imagine, turning around for one second and turning back to this. sampling a bathbomb

I hope all this rain brings fall weather, cus im getting REALLY tired of this 80-degree humid shite. My balls stick to everything.

I didnt choose the forkdrift life

Guess who nearly flipped their forklift in front of management because they didn't believe I could beat the course record. OvO This is why you dont give me heavy equipment and tell me I can do whatever I want for 9.8 seconds.

Need to figure out how to Kickstart my drive again and get out of this burnout slump.

Ignore me. I'm bored and hornt at work and annoyed because I've only had one day off the past few weeks. To say im pent up is an understatement. Egg.

Sometimes, I miss having an office job because I got away with drawing stuff like this on my phone during my shift. This is from a couple of years ago, but @enostyl.bsky.social is still a favorite to work for <3

I keep going through my camera roll and wondering how rhe FUCK i managed to draw so much on a cellphone, and with details like this. This was done on a samsung Note4

Something I did a long time ago for @lewdtou.bsky.social Expect a follow-up to this soon >v> Phone art

In the meantime, have some old but gold from my now very deleted twatter account. B and a couple of friends enjoying some very glorious holes indeed!

Friendly reminder that im still alive, just working rul fuckin weird hours. Plus, im figuring out burnout on top, so it's a bit of an ugly mess on my end. I'll get out of it soon!

feeding tha whores

Still a wip, @wispeon.bsky.social snek lady. It's been a fun little collab thing, and I wanted to show it off. Snakes are hot.

When you've got a massive horsecock like Atlas, it doesn't take much to make a girl squirt... Nikki took that as a challenge. Atlas is just getting started. Finished wing-it for @bluebeak.bsky.social prompt "make her squirt lots"

Im also probably not going to be taking any more commissions after this lot after all, as my Manager believes I need a break, and several other friends have been telling me to take it easy as well. Im gunnae listen to them for once and just focus on my side project once im free.

I appreciate the amount of patience I've been shown by those waiting on comms, cus it's been stupid on my end with trying to make ends meet. I've actually been working other departments to get the hours I need, and it's been an adventure. Im working on art still, just slowly with limited free time.

When the twins are allowed to host their own nubclub stream, they like to big... literally, in this case. Rein is going to be a favorite of theirs for a while! Completed wing it for @reinbourne.bsky.social Juui and Bug (c) their owners! Juui also helped a bit with this~

How Tonya found out that Susan likes to give specific students "extracurricular" work is a mystery, but I don't think she cares at this point... Wing-it for @respectablecit1.bsky.social Prompt: "under the table"

My coworkers dont like having lunch with me cus I put kraut on my pizza. Cowards.

Not going to lie, I laughed pretty hard when I found this was a real place, and they put it into helldivers. Never change.

When it comes to taking the knot, Garrett makes sure you're ready for it... especially since he's going to make damn sure it's put to good use before he blows. Wing-it for @aethial.bsky.social

Garrett likes to entertain his son's friends when they visit, especially Taylor here... he knows how to make the dadbird feel appreciated ~ Finished wing it for @dotts.bsky.social and upgraded to colors as they were *very* generous. Thank you so much!

Garrett's size means he can pretend to be a bouncer for some backalley bar exit and get away with it... for the most part. It'll be hard enough to explain what he and Bo were doing with Taylor in the first place, let alone why he's tied to the huge catbird. Finished wing-it for @dotts.bsky.social

Look, if B can have his way with Betty-Lu, it's only fair I can be a cat in the hen house. (Susan and lineart belongs to @underscore-b.bsky.social ) (Thibby and colorwork belongs to me!) #furryart #nsfw

Owl craving sated... For now >:V Newt is an excellent delivery dude. Always professional, polite, and discrete with clients.. Phone art. Thanks to @dsicknasty.bsky.social for letting me use Hannah for these shenanigans Now to prod the beast in my head to see what it's craving this time...

Tov meets B's girls and finds out they're as feisty as promised. Still sort working out Tovs design. Part one of a series Experimental work. Phone art. All toons (c) their owners. Read the fucking credits in the image I'm tired of explaining it to you hornies.

First doodle of the year, and it's the current mood; Dad's all pent up yo. Who wants to help a man out here, dad's sad cus his balls are blue. Phone art. 1hr warmup.

It's shark week, so Remi and Perseus here thought they'd put in their bit~ Beach parties with these two always get messy. Remi @remimink.bsky.social Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social Stamper named this file "These_Goddamn_Sharks_First_I_Cant_Swim_In_The_Ocean_Now_Theyre_Fucking"

Update; i got them talking like 40k Orks. This is the best day of my life

Im gunna crash my lift into one of these fuckwits if they keep this up lol

I dunno what happened today but I showed up for my shift with everyone on my team shouting like English coppers. Its surreal, especially when the first thing I hear is EYOP GOV WOTS ALL DIS, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAY FOWKLIFT

Been in a bottom mood for once. Any help for a nubbin? Older work but a favorite of mine~

Working with Stamper is great because I find things like this hidden in the layers. YES I KNOW IM SHORT YE DONT HAVE TO RUB IT IN.

Got some more shorks on the docket next.

B likes them big, and the bigger the better, especially when it comes to @harpybella.bsky.social ~ Finished line-art wing it commission now being colored by Stamper! Will post the colored bit when it's done. Bella is a good birb uvu

B likes them big, and the bigger the better, especially when it comes to @harpybella.bsky.social ~ Finished line-art wing it commission now being colored by Stamper! Will post the colored bit when it's done. Bella is a good birb uvu

Its going to be hoodie weather soon and I cannot fucking wait.

Since the noodle has been in full swing (no pun intended) figured I'd repost this. He's a potent lad. Nimbus (c) lateinshowing

Knowing me I'd fuck it up. I'd do something stupid like stick my dick through the bottom of my soda and say something like "How about a sip of this schlong island ice tea." Yeh I'm going to hell for that one

Coworker asked me to go to the movies with them this weekend, and he threw out enough "no homo" and "platonically" to make me think he's all about the schmeat.

In other news, something really fun coming up soon~ have a WIP snip.

I appreciate the support and generous help I've gotten to get Tater the treatment he needs <3 I dont deserve some of ye as friends TvT Tater's doing a lot better now, but the poor dude still needs some r&r to recover.

Bit of a big notice here; I got home last night to find that Tater is not doing well. I can't afford to take him to the vet, so I'm doing what I can to see if he improves by himself. I'm still working on stuff, I'm just really stressed out rn.

Fuck yeah, finally fall temperatures. Im so hard rn

Im happy to fuck someones wife, just saying. 🥚

Also, we've given our lifts really stupid names like "Dat ain't Forky" and "Fork me sideways." Mine is, "I'll fork your wife." We like to have fun here.

Watching a new guy learn the forklift is great because now its my turn to be one of the twats backseat forking.

Guess who only got 4 hours sleep.