I didnt have "nearly drown from milk after a catastrophic transport failure" on my 2026 bingo card but I can say with the certainty of experience that its not as hot as some people think. There's no saving my clothing now.

hey yall i'd hate to nag again about commissions but I ended up being ~450 short for mortgage this month i am still willing to offer a holiday discount, so if anyone is able to help spread the word on these, it'd mean a lot❤️ i also just dropped a B U N C H of goodies on Patreon (in replies below)🥰

Thinking about this cute little egged noodle and Xai today…

The kind of energy I bring to work is McGucket or Burgerpants. There is no middle ground.

Nollaig Shona Duit~

Its so fucking foggy out here that im sure i saw pyramid head wander by with a bauble on his helmet. Happy holidays indeed.

Juui sent me this the other day stating that it was the "Most B coded meme I've ever found" and I had to share it. And yeh I'd totally lift your partner. Just ask nicely ovo

Who do i gotta pester to get smothered by some big orca milf.

Yesss, more snow

✨️DECEMBER COMMS OPEN✨️ I have a handful of slots available for the month, so for the holidays, i am offering a 15% discount !~ I also have a Patreon where I have a poll going for an exclusive XMas-themed Ruu pin-up owo ✨️ Thanks for your support everyone, and stay warm out there💜✨️

I apologize for lack of content lately, ive just been *extremely* uninspired to do anything other than commissions, and even that's been rough to get going. Im grateful for my friends who have been keeping me going tho, especially my manager, who's threatens me often with "affectionate violence."

It's how Susan always starts her day, and as usual, B is a bad influence. (Moreso than usual, anyways...) Horny at work phone art. Experimenting with backgrounds and colors.

Smol girls? Pokemon? Yes.

If it snows again im going to explode. In a good way.

So far tge most entertaining thing about being a forklift driver is putting on a snooty air with other drivers and talk about our machines as if they were purebred horses.

Im glad I dont do cons anymore, otherwise I'd spend all my time bullying people like @thatfreakingcat.bsky.social until I find a pub I like.

It snowed, which means, i crave EGG

To that deer I nearly hit on the way to work this morning; I dont kinkshame but im not ready for your deltarune pet play bullshite.

Shout out to my furry coworker who came to work today wearing a fucking BAD DRAGON SCARF. tha balls on this guy, I swear.

Accidentally put on a pair of girls pants and I gotta say, it hugs my ass *nicely*. I almost liked them until I tried to stick my hands in my pockets. No wonder women are angry, they deserve real pockets. The back pockets are deeper than the front. That's not right.

Had a persimmon for the first time today, and while the taste isn't bad, the smell is another story.

I want SNOW. MORE SNOW.

While her husband's away, Charletta likes to invite her favorite noodle over for totally wholesome things. Like knitting. Finished a doodle as a small gift for Spicy_Wingz, she's been amazing during my most stressed moments. Vers without dialog will be posted to fa later

Its mid November. It shouldn't be warm enough for my balls to stick. I hate this place.

Where's a hot married milf when you need her

I want more snow.

Still waiting for his turn on the pipe! Just needs the right one to grind... Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Penguins are good like that. Snow days are best days. Old but gold of B and Susan~ should do more of these two someday.

All this snow making me feel a kind of way. Need someone to egg

Snow days do make him into an ultra horny gremlin, much to Susan's pleasure and amusement. He can be a pain in the butt about it, tho... no pun intended. Experiment with a different stylus cus I broke the one I normally use. Again. Phone art

Its gunnae snow soon let's fuckin go

Nothing entertains me more at work than making aggressive eye contact with my coworker while eating a banana.

Egg

Garrett and son shenanigans~ Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Owl craving sated... For now >:V Newt is an excellent delivery dude. Always professional, polite, and discrete with clients.. Phone art. Thanks to @dsicknasty.bsky.social for letting me use Hannah for these shenanigans Now to prod the beast in my head to see what it's craving this time...

A little glimpse at something @underscore-b.bsky.social let me work on a while back, who knows if you'll see more of these two twinks again in the future. #furry #furryart

The twins love having a special guest for themselves, and @lucyfish.bsky.social got to be the first mommy shark for Bug to play with... I'd say it went as well as expected! Warmup doodle featuring Bug, Juui, and Lucy! Big thanks to them for letting me try out some stuff with their characters <3

How it all started with Vim the kingsnake; shamelessly swallowing a bird behind her boyfriend's back. Old but gold, colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social Need to do more with her someday.

☁️✨️Comms Open✨️☁️ gmooornin cuties! im opening for a few new slots this week ~ 💙 i do pinups, stickers, illustrations, comics, animations, and custom designs 🔥 If interested, please send me a DM ! Rebloops are always appreciated~💜 #furryart #furrynsfw

Two boys kissing cus that's eat they do. Especially Newt. Especially if they're fluffy like @serulean.bsky.social (Give them a follow they do good fluffy everything art)

I embrace the suck so hard I cuck everyone else out of it. As is tradition of an Irish penguin.

Explaining why im in a good mood even coming in so early is all due to the 'embrace the suck' mentality. Except we're a team. Therefore, we're a polycule with the suck.

The adhd moment of losing train of thought after becoming hyper aware of your pants.

B isn't the type to pump and run, especially if you're as receptive as Sasha here- The bigger they get, more he's going to want to visit, even if they're spoken for... Wing it for @sashalafox.bsky.social color assist by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Garrett's size means he can pretend to be a bouncer for some backalley bar exit and get away with it... for the most part. It'll be hard enough to explain what he and Bo were doing with Taylor in the first place, let alone why he's tied to the huge catbird. Finished wing-it for @dotts.bsky.social

Old but gold commission for [REDACTED] cus cheating size difference cuck incest? Im a shameless bird. Phone art, older work.

No snow, but now I know for a FACT that I work with a lot of furries just by all the workers in fursuits. They still dont know I'm hiding among them, however.