Sorry bruh but Dolph Lundgren is my He-Man and Punisher. I said what I said and I won't be taking any questions.

Emotional Taco is a draft-dodger who doesn't care about soldiers.

A collection of these vandalized posters would be interesting.

One poll and one Big Mac away...

And this draft-dodger stayed stayed away from the front lines.

At least Marcos and Duterte were smarter than this fool.

I do not trust monolinguals. Like, what is your inner dialogue like?

Filipino MAGAs eat their lumpia with mayonnaise. And a fork.

They're sane-washing TACO yo.

No, I was a Buffy The Vampire Slayer guy.

My cousin is turning into that weird Uncle nobody wants to talk or invite to family get-togethers. Except he's the one organizing them now...

All these Filipino pages with sellouts and collaborators...🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Bruh...

Mayonnaise-Americans.

No more fries for me. Ever. That's one resolution that isn't impossible eh?

If you only see your kids once a month, you're a scumbag.

Para sa inyong kaalaman.

Meh, let's just ghost 'Murca.

About the only things uplifting in this cruel world now are the venerable monks and their beloved canine, Aloka. 😭 #WalkForPeace 💙

Tanginamo Romel! Tito Tom the Sell Out.

Bruh...Uncle Tom, Tio Tomas and Tito Tom🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pasta makes amazing chili noodles.

MapleMAGA wants there to be a Canadian ICE so that they can finally be employable.

Hey what kind of Dog Food you think ICE has resorted to eating? Wet or dry?

Like that Pig cares about Iran.

Y'all stop using Google Translate to try to troll me in my own language. Y'all sound like Sex Tourists asking where the Red Light District is.

I love my friends but some of them are real idiots. Like the ones who keep saying "creative people are always late and swear a lot". No, they don't. How about you read a book and set an alarm eh?

Ya heard?

Sa sobrang bobo mo...pati smartphone mo na-bobo sa iyo.

To the raw chicken eaters: do you add mayonnaise for taste or nah?

I have this high school batchmate from back home who keeps messaging me asking me for money. Like, I get it you need help. But you and I were never in the same class and never even spoke.

Homie, wherever you are right now: Putang ina mo.

Bro...I don't care which side you fall on. Conservative, liberal...I don't care. You do not act aggressive at a woman in front of me. That's beef. That's a problem.

Ang tawag diyan consuelo de bobo.