Can we stop electing old people to positions of power please?

Saying the same thing over and over just using different words? Did chatgpt get ahold of my college essays?

Potterheads read/watch something else gosh darn it. Like Once Upon a Time. That show is great.

We have a fuel crisis. But not so much that fucking Nascar and formula 1 cant fucking stop wasting resources

Barnes & Ignoble.

Its absolutely wild that businesses have the audacity to required a 2 weeks notice if you quit but if youre fired you dont get any notice whatsoever. stop giving two week notices guys.

Why the heck do we a video essay about how Chuggaaconroy survived being canceled? He was behaving and/or had behaved inappropriately in the past, someone called him out, he reflected realised his inappropriate behavior, and improved himself instead of doubling down. whats there to get?

So when does the cia invade the US for a regime change?

the union went too easy on the confederacy.

Holy shit why the actual fuck did they let them off the boat?? whos ready for trump plague 2.0: The Shittier One

Air friers are the best

Is he dead yet?

Headcanon: In Kingdom Hearts the reason we never go to Deep Jungle after 1 is because in Chain of Memories (gba/re:CoM), Castle Oblivion even knew that world sucked ass, so it erased it from Sora's memory right from the start.

The Kentucky Derby is the only thing I know where people will say it was an exciting two to three minutes. Ladies remember that next time your partners disappoint in bed. Its just like the Kentucky derby

Spirit Airlines lasted longer than the confederacy.

If reading is wrong, I don't want to be right. 🤓📖💜 #WritingCommunity #books #readers #readingcommunity #feverish

Friendly reminder that if anyone shouldn't have nuclear capabilities, its the US, since we're the only country to use nukes in armed combat on civilians. twice.

How bout for pride this yeae we make Maga mean Make America Gay Again. One of the founding fathers must have been gay, my bet's John Adams, Or Ben Franklin. Maybe they were all sleeping together like the Beatles. We just don't know.

Donald Trump is the cumshot his mother should have swallowed.

Can we please stop threatening to destroy civilizations. You sound like a bond villain

Weird how this whole BS war is about the idea of Iran having a nuke, never mind the US is the only country to have actually used nukes in a war. But Iran is the danger here somehow...

Remember the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is for an orange pedo with 34 felony convictions to have a tacky ballroom.

Batman the animated series fucks really hard lol. kinda wish we had more superhero media like this instead of overbloated cinematic universes

Who would have thought the company named after the evil seeing stone in lord of the rings were technofascists? I for one am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Ear cartilage doesnt grow back dipshit

I said this the moment it fucking happened and got called a conspiracy theorist.

You know how you can avoid paying to upgrade your E-readers? Go to your local library or support your local used book store.

Go ahead Melanoma. Sue people for defamation. The discovery process will be very telling and you will lose.

Wasnt Melanias prostitution...I mean modeling..career funded by Epstein?

Shortest ceasefire ever

Why are boomers trying to make being emotionally distant from your kids a normal form of parenting? Thats weird as fuck

If the nukes start flying do I still need to pay back my student loans?

Are you tired of winning yet?

is he dead yet?

As zombie Jesus day approaches I thanks the universe I grew a brain and stopped believing in the goatherders guide to the galaxy. Imagine believing in a bronze age religion in 2026.

Only in the US is a youtuber (Miss Rachel) considered controversial because she doesnt think children should be getting blown up. Fuck this country for real

Rest in piss chuck norris

If you think the US is or ever was "great" remember entire country was built on the backs of slavery and genocide. Plus the fact the US's Jim Crow laws directly influenced and inspired the nazis. We arent great and we will never be great until we atone for our past instead of glazing ignoring it.

what a way to find out the Suez canal has cancer

Sheldon Cooper would be thrilled about the firefly revival

there's no way out of this without completely destroying america btw you're not calling your reps or voting your way away from literally any of this

Is Florence Foster Jenkins a lolcow?

Obviously 9/11 was orchestrated by Gerard Way in a nefarious plan to being down lesbian lizard queen Ellen DeGeneres. Its so obvious

Dear internet, Please stop advocating the government sanctioned execution of pedophiles. I understand that CSA is one of the worst things a person can do but in an era where LGBTQ people are demonized as groomers and pedos, its not a good look. Sincerely, Me

Taylor swift haters think about her more than her fans do and thats funny

Fuck ICE, fuck trump and fuck every single person who voted for hom or sat out last election. Rot hell

Can someone in Sweden please put him in the forever box? pretty please?

Remember when republicunts were scream crying throwing up about Biden starting WW3?

Im sad for the family but like play stupid games win stupid prizes. If your brain is so nonfunctional that you actually carry out chatgpt's suggestions thats entirely on you for not using your fucking brain.