It's too long for Bluesky & I refuse to compromise. So here's a screenshot with the words in the alt-text.

Camufladas

Yes, the Grink *was* there. He was there for *me*, Bryan, in ways you haven’t been. And, you know, it’s just so fucking *you* to keep bringing him up like it’s some kind of gotcha. This was never about me or my mistakes, it’s about your insecurity and I’m sick of it. At least the Grink was *there*

Surely!

The Mariners game was so intense last night that my brother started inventing some witchcraft in the 10th inning with the Logan Gilbert Funko Pops he got when he went to a game a few weeks ago

Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme

Stop whatever you are doing right now and read this. www.bbc.com/news/article...

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

This is why museum documentation matters! Without, it's very easy to misplaced an entire buffalo for decades

manuscripts reading room: do not bring anything in, including yourself. place your internal organs in a clear plastic bag and keep it on the table at all times office at rare books seller: hold manuscript at least 20cm away from your face if eating a hotdog. ashtrays must be kept on the windowsill

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

Jim Henson designed owls and you can never convince me otherwise

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

[Huey Long voice]

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. Mint chocolate chip ice cream 2. September weather, with crisp air and the bluest skies 3. A cup of hot peach tea 4. Going to the library and walking out with a hundred dollars’ worth of books for free 5. Soft and fuzzy socks

Everything is bad, but books are good. Get a book. Read the book. Cherish the book. Finish the book. Tell your friends about the book, and leave a review of the book. Hold the book close. Listen to what it tells you. Do as it commands. Place it on the dread altar and let it guide your every choice.

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

I think I speak for everyone today when I say: Rest in Peace Haru Urara

AI weirdos can pry em dashes and sparkle emojis from my cold, dead hands

ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.

so caught up in the beauty of being alive today DANG im so grateful. sometimes i think 'how could i ever repay this?' the thought can be daunting, but amazing thing about the universe is it also says 'you dont HAVE to repay, everything you GIVE is a bonus' and that is SO inspiring to give even more

I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger. The Gang:

Told the people I’m at dinner with about Trump dropping bombs on Iran and why was the first response of one of them “if it were Kamala we’d still be going to war” Whyyyy was that your first gut response ma’am

I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.

God, what have you done? He's a woke Marxist pope And he prays at the club The conclave's just having its fun He has Catholic feels He's already been dubbed The dreadful Woke Marxist Pope He's speak in Latin he's a Woke Marxist Pope He's got a massive hat inside the palace, it's dope

UPDATE: white smoke has *also* been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

Visited an art exhibition featuring animals from the Edo-Tokyo museum collection. 当世名兎揃 (1872-1873), which means “the list of modern great rabbit breeds,” was impressive. It reminds me of Watership Down.

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

I just need everyone to clock that the crescent moon on the right has become a croissant

I would be having such a relaxing day if I didn’t feel like I could receive horrible news and suddenly be in the grip of an emotional crisis at any second

How have I read two nonfiction books in the past month with the exact same epigraph

This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

i often see things that make me say "this is the most Boston thing I have ever seen in my life" but i think this one might have swept them all

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

I know people who will absolutely say it's performative to hop on social media and go "hey I love trans people trans people are cool and great," and those people are kinda right. But things being performative doesn't make them wrong. If you attack my friends, I announce my love.

JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

sure this sounds bad but remember this nation was founded on the principle of cheerfully tolerating large surtaxes on imported goods

Me every time I listen to Hymn to Virgil by Hozier: wow, it’s so crazy that Hozier wrote a song about Hua Cheng and Xie Lian, I didn’t know he was a TGCF fan

Everything from the 16th Century onwards is basically this meme

Ohhhhh the Hugo list looks so good this year! And I’ve already read one of the best novel finalists (The Tainted Cup was SO good) and own another (I’m SO excited to get to Someone You Can Build a Nest In) so I’m slightly ahead of the game for reading the list