That stupid Hakurei Shrine Maiden is spreading VILE accusations about me. Do NOT listen to those fortune readings.

Why the Keiga Family is problematic: 🧵

Some people just need to be dealt with.

It's that time of year, isn't it? What a bother.

The lack of order in Gensokyo is sickening. Those sages have no idea how to run this place.

... what? What's with the sudden popularity? Not that I'm complaining. I welcome you all with open arms.

It's far, far too easy to get my lackeys to do my bidding. There's loyalty, there's devotion, and then there's whatever the hell my henchmen are on. I could tell them to jump off a 10 story building, and they'd all do it with smiles on their faces.

Kurokoma's sorry attempt at rallying support is very amusing.

A stupid mole thought they could sneak intelligence to someone outside the family. He chose to shorten his finger, as an act of apology. The alternative was to be demoted to slave-hood, so I'd say he made the right choice. He's a weak spirit, that finger's going to be gone for a very long time...

Goodness, I need a drink. Dealing with my subordinates can be a hassle sometimes.

The surface will be mine eventually... but for now, stability is more important. None of you will be safe for long.

What happened last year was only a setback.

As always, everything is going according to plan.

Can you believe what I had to see when creating this account? Insulting.