need to bring back the 90s black metal antichristian rhetoric, but actually mean it this time. you can still larp 712AD while jacking each other off in the woods but you have to be proud of it. they have to be non het and non racist handjobs

This isnt a WIP, this is actually happening to me in real life right now

leoooooonnn 🧡🧟🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

happy birthday to one of my most used reaction images

A lot of people have asked to see Mac rimming 😋 #nsfw #request #mlp #clop

Getting my squats in, this ass won't work itself

Cope, seethe, mald, seethe...

Where the fuck is Bowser i need koopa breeding

Im discovering problems with women's clothing in realtime, these pockets aren't even REAL. Super cute though.

I can show you the top I got but you don't get to see me in the underwear it came with because not even my nuts fit in them... 😔

POV: francis invited you to his vip list

Look at what we could have. look at what our tax dollars could pay for. Instead we’re paying to have ICE pepper spray directly into the air hole of a guy in an inflatable frog costume

The power to critique is awesome but sometimes they don't make any sense and it feels like this

It was me, Barry. I rubbed my nuts all over your pillow so the scent of my pheromones would keep you up all night, making you horny while you tended to your bonar for 4 hours straight!!

quickie at the bakery

catch me receiving

If I may speak... 😳

Patron warmup for poda!!!!

Show of hands You will be judged/j

The crazy thing is, these feel like 10 times more comfy than most other clothes I own. Almost down to like a metaphysical level where I just feel at ease looking like Daisy Man lmao chat what does this mean 😂😂😂😂

This statement is just straight up a lie.

Getting my squats in, this ass won't work itself

Reminder I have commissions open #commissions #commissionsopen #ko-fi bsky.app/profile/laur...

Kremling kumdump #nsfwart

Cope, seethe, mald, seethe...

This has been rotting in my image gallery and I dont wanna finish it

I really gotta read into sizes I'm sorry

These JUST came in tysm

Kremling kumdump #nsfwart

Where the fuck is Bowser i need koopa breeding

Imagine Throne.com/redditholesome

Hi bitch i'm daisy

Im discovering problems with women's clothing in realtime, these pockets aren't even REAL. Super cute though.

its called a CALL TO ACTION!! yellat.money

It just came in you're not fucking ready

Hey if you hate censorship and want to do more than just doompost online, you can actually do something: Being annoying! Hoards of people have been blowing up the phones of payment processing companies to pressure them not to bend to the whims of puritan groups. stop-paypros.neocities.org

I can show you the top I got but you don't get to see me in the underwear it came with because not even my nuts fit in them... 😔

Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs

Personally I don't think any bank should legally be allowed to court me on what legal goods I can or can't buy, or try to weigh in on me buying porn in the first place or whatever they wanna call it that isnt the worst case scenario of general LGBT content being deemed "too obscene" for distribution

Im looking into cosplaying Daisy im gonna make it happen mark my fucking words

did they ever make reed richards stretch his fantastic foreskin?

shot out of a cannon the un-aerodynamic way

This post makes a good point The term “make out like bandits” Is. Abusable Punk bitch Bandit girl who makes out with jrpg style heroine to turn her into an equally punk bitch bandit

Shaved full-body and it feels amazing Now I've got smooth skin to match the smoothness of my brain

My plug died in the middle of recording, butt the show must go on