Devastated about Anthony Head.

Lounge pants

Don't sleep on Cold Storage, it's got such an amazing cast beyond just the three main stars. It's like a silly version of The Andromeda Strain with a bit of The Thing for gooey fun.

Just got an Amazon notification - "We think you'll be interested in our selection of hammers and mallets"

Look at this little flirt right here. Of course, it's a trap, tickle that tummy and you're getting bitten lol.

Freyja dreams next to me as I play Fallout.

I am starting to understand that online media critique is actually either stans or butthurt my-head-canon-was-disrespected types. How did we all become so entitled?

After much discussion, she agreed that she suited the name Freyja best. My little warrior queen.

The smol cat child has arrived, she doesn't suit Cass though. Currently thinking Piper since she sticks her nose into everything.

Excitement abounds in the household of Kit. My rescue cat arrives home tomorrow, also she doesn't answer to the name the rescue gave her, so I am naming her Cassoulet, as she is apparently full of beans. Cass for short, after my favourite Fallout companion. Pics to follow!

Tony Tony Chopper discovered penicillin.

I went to the cat rescue today and a cat has been adopted! A fluffy 4 year old tabby called Bella! Picking her up on wednesday and I am so excited. Being catless since the late autumn has been tough.

Legendary TV chef Deliah Smith often attends a party dressed as an egg.

Til that Charles Dickens invented the letter Q

Til that Martin Scorsese plaus a glub shitto in The Mandolorian & Grogu.

I love drinking coffee Ethiopian style, strong black coffee with salted butter stirred into it. It's incredible. Ethiopia know coffee, it's where it was discovered after all.

Cheese is well nice.

When blokes rev their car and speed down a street, how do they think they look cool. Everyone they pass mouths either "nobhead" or "wanker".

Remember, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might be a teal, or a loon with a sore throat.

The Mummy is a lovely little spookable of a popcorn horror. Kind of a stealth Evil Dead sequel with the awesome May Calamawy pulling The Omen duties.

The bastards stole her baby >:o #Monarch

If you read this post, your nostrils are now cursed, CURSED!

Just the crows and the beef

I was reminded how my high school was established in 1544, I didn't really appreciate this as a kid.

If I've learned one thing about the woods from US horror films, it's - do not the bear.

Watching a movie and these teenagers look so very 30agers

Why do people become instantly hotter when they wear rollerboots/inline skates?

We have reached the lowest point, 0°K. What the actual F is wrong with this guy?

People are so wekrd about drinking milk in the US. Milk is good for your bones, without your bones you are just a fleshy sack of wobble.

I am so happy the Kimiko and Frenchie show is back, I love them. #TheBoys

We need a Hazel Rah, a kind leader who defeats facists.

Imagine being a ssusage, bloody hell, mate.

A guy who is totally on fire apart from his head, who flies around on a bicycle. Roast Glider: Spirit Of Petty Gripes.

Ok, who let the dogs out? Who? #who

As annoying as some people get on April Fools, remember, it's all a lot of them have. Please be kind and tolerate them for 24 hours, they have nothing else.

"Soon, a monster will come.Please don't hurt him, he is my son." The Chopper episode of live action One Piece killed me.

Life keeps serving me smooth jazz, I wish it wouldn't.

Me and my brother would make up stories to tell each other about our own weird little mythology. The Misadventures Of Benji McGuigan was popular and how the local area was haunted by The Big Faced Child. There was even a cryptid, the Maniloe.

Live action Luffy is perfect.

Out for a fry up breakfast with my support worker. Not had one in ages and I'm stuffed.

The new Scary Movie tagline is "every line will be crossed", the answer is transphobia isn't it?

I think it's time we all started following the teachings of Wyld Stallyns.

Prof Hannah Fry is the absolute GOAT.

Can we uprise now please, I'm thinking the rich pdf death cult has had it's turn.

Today was nice, went out for breakfast, played some Fallout and then had korean fried chicken. Nice³

Remember that time a man got his head stuck up an elephant's arse?

life is worth livinnnnn

On this day a hundred years ago or something, this boomer called Julius was stabbed while trying to explain what an "ides" was. His last words were "it 2 brutus" but nobody knew what a "brutu" was either. Probably some Game Of Thrones shit, they were like that back then.

SUDDENLY, DOOM TRAIN!

Watching Bring Her Back and only 10 minutes in, already heartbroken. This is going to be a rough one.