Just #F1 manufacturing drama. Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...

I’ll only remember he shot someone in the face.

Hmmmm

Why is everything a “tranche” nowadays?

Lando dropped a banana peel 🍌 #BrazilGP #F1

As I mourn the #bluejays, my only consolation is I don’t have to see happy Yankees fans

Lots of questions re: next years #bluejays. Will Bo, Bassitt, Bieber return? Can the glue guys who emerged through the season repeat? But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?

Nova Scotia Rocks. Straight crack.

Don’t worry, the #bluejays will be back 32 years from now

Springer, on the other hand, would pretend he didn’t get hit because he wants another Joe Carter moment #bluejays

I’m totally confident in these #bluejays

Kirk. Would. Never. Fake. Getting. Hit. #bluejays

#bluejays trying hard for that Joe Carter moment

The dodgers better score at least one more run, otherwise the game was decided after the first 3 pitches, and then what have we been doing for 3 hours? #bluejays

Blake Snell has great stuff, and the #bluejays love it

Two up, two gone. Pretty good start. 😂 #bluejays

If anyone hasn’t found it, you can stream the #bluejays game here instead of Sportsnet app: www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

I don’t have anger issues, but I bet at least a few screens are getting broken tonight due to Sportsnet failing during #bluejays

I dunno, if the #bluejays scored three runs but Sportsnet crapped out and I didn’t see it, did it even happen?

The #bluejays better score soon because eventually Brendon Little will be the only one left.

Scherzer goes peacefully, for once #bluejays

Attempting to do some comparison shopping on log splitters, and Canadian Tire specs are pretty much useless. One showing 50" (4+ feet!) max log diameter, another showing 3". 🤔

Dodgers fell right into the #bluejays trap again, by scoring first

#bluejays get to go out for ice cream after the game because they batted around the order

The #bluejays had them right where they wanted them

Declaring the start of wood stove and Willie Nelson season.

I want it on the record I had no faith in Brendan Little before this all happened #bluejays

#bluejays on pace to hit HR on 100% of pitches

#Bluejays on pace to double the Yankees

#Bluejays on pace for 20 tonight

100% of Trey Yesavage’s playoff outs have been strikeouts. Davis Schneider has a hit in 100% of his playoff at bats. #bluejays

FB is the correct place to find some old bullshit 👍

The #Bluejays giving Yandy Diaz a hit yesterday, raising his batting average to .300, keeping him out of the lineup today so he can finish the season at .300, was genius.

Before AI, I used to do crossword puzzles in books before possibly checking the answers in the back, but now I just turn straight to the answers and read them. What's the point of actually completing the crossword puzzle if it's already done?

Sweet dreams 😴

The birder’s urge to point and say, “There’s a ________. Oh, you just missed it.”

New low at the hardware store, I had to describe what a tarp is to the worker.

Uhhhh how is: a.) the officer not testifying, and b.) the case dependent on the officer testifying? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Freaky fireflies

Jelly

I made a 20' 2x6 out of a 16' + 8' 2x6 and here's how:

Me having a soda pop after several years

Had some gravel delivered and found a definitely gold nugget (probably not). Would be a baller advertising strategy to add random gold nuggets to deliveries though.

I moved from BC to NS this year and I’ve gotta say the mosquitoes here are dumb: NS: mosquito lands, instant pinch, swat BC: look down unawares at your arm to see a mosquito dab its proboscis with a napkin and fly away with two pints of blood

People need to post their failed fishing attempts on the FB groups for some balance

Cashews - what’s the point?

Ladybugs winning #MatchMyFreak on top of my in construction shed wall

When making rafter birdsmouth cuts, the old adage changes to: "attempt to work out the geometry by hand once, measure once, see if it could work once, redo math once, try again once, cut once, learn how to use speed square on yt once, measure twice, cut once, then trace and cut ten more times"

If you ever want to know how often you use your non-dominant middle finger, hit it real hard with a hammer. #protip