Does anyone else think about the shape of the Netherlands?

Another example of AI trying to kill me

This type of sneaky checkmate when you’re clearly losing makes chess so worthwhile

Started playing chess online, and having a hard time finding a ranking low enough to find opponents who will make similar boneheaded moves as me

Whoever invented half caff coffee is smart because it costs the same but I'm drinking 3x more. ☕

Government: would it be ok to fill out the long form census? My partner: Ok?? I prefer it!

I survived the Bermuda Triangle, twice. 😅

The next one will be probably be a congratulations about this important milestone, but I’d never know

In 1984, Hulk Hogan sucker punched, spat on, and ultimately defeated Iran’s Iron Sheik, ushering in the era of Hulkamania. I feel like this doesn’t have absolutely nothing to do with current US foreign policy.

No regrets

Being the intellectual I am, I was watching the documentary, Hulk Hogan: Real American, and my favourite part so far is when Hogan starts morphing into the American patriot superhero character (e1, 39:30), and the dramatic soundtrack is... "God Save the King/Queen". 😵‍💫

The province is making it very nearly impossible to reduce yard waste (i.e. fuel accumulation) through burning. My municipality is in moderate restriction and it’s raining. The only times it hasn’t been in moderate restriction, everything was too wet to burn.

I love that #ArcGIS does everything extra slow when you do it in an Enterprise GDB to make you feel like you're doing something important

Getting my axe (Gransfors Bruk Outdoor Axe) onto a proper maintenance schedule. 1. original axe 2. sanded (120 & 180 grit) 3. touch up head (I very lightly sanded any blemishes, probably bad) 4. oiled head and handle with boiled linseed oil

It’s a shame that there’s no market for artisanal kindling, because it’s pretty satisfying to make

Wow, a ferry from Vancouver to Halifax is a long route

Do the writers of #BigMistakes know the difference between a hoe and an ice scraper? Because if so, they wrote a next level joke in episode 2.

Experiencing severe ArcRage™️ this morning 🤬

Nova Scotia nanny state already hampering my burning (everything is literally too wet to burn btw)

Addition by Mantiplication #bluejays www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...

Life hack: looksmaxxing < logsmaxxing 🪵

Just here to say again, Heineman is a better option than Little this year. #bluejays

Hear me out, Heineman is available most nights and he doesn't even train as a pitcher... #bluejays

Kristi Noem? That’s like 5 distractions ago.

Need to update a field's data type (i.e. re-create a feature class) in an enterprise geodatabase feature layer published to #ArcGIS Portal. #schemalocks

The numbers coming out of Washington today are suspect (source: ESPN)

I love the #olympics in far away time zones because my dvr becomes the Schrödinger's cat experiment. Is 🇨🇦 🏒 still alive? 🤷

Having never heard of mixed team snowboard cross, I will be very disappointed if the teams don’t go down on a single tandem board. #olympics

Got my skis shined up, but haven’t found a piece of juicy fruit yet. share.google/Zwq0Uhib0Wb0...

Hello darkness, my old friend.

Timeline cleanser 🐥

As I sit eating some almost forgotten, now room temperature soup that had to leave to get to a doctor’s appointment for two vaccines, I’m reminded of the concept of confounding variables.

Warning: this social media post contains a warning about a news story that contains a warning about a photo of a dead goose under a photo of multiple dead geese

Just #F1 manufacturing drama. Verstappen wins LV GP; closes in on DQ'd Norris: www.espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/i...

I’ll only remember he shot someone in the face.

Hmmmm

Why is everything a “tranche” nowadays?

Lando dropped a banana peel 🍌 #BrazilGP #F1

As I mourn the #bluejays, my only consolation is I don’t have to see happy Yankees fans

Lots of questions re: next years #bluejays. Will Bo, Bassitt, Bieber return? Can the glue guys who emerged through the season repeat? But top of my mind: will Sportsnet make a Roku app?

Nova Scotia Rocks. Straight crack.

Don’t worry, the #bluejays will be back 32 years from now

Springer, on the other hand, would pretend he didn’t get hit because he wants another Joe Carter moment #bluejays

I’m totally confident in these #bluejays

Kirk. Would. Never. Fake. Getting. Hit. #bluejays

#bluejays trying hard for that Joe Carter moment

The dodgers better score at least one more run, otherwise the game was decided after the first 3 pitches, and then what have we been doing for 3 hours? #bluejays

Blake Snell has great stuff, and the #bluejays love it

Two up, two gone. Pretty good start. 😂 #bluejays

If anyone hasn’t found it, you can stream the #bluejays game here instead of Sportsnet app: www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...