"... I've done a number of things. Lilith and I sunk Atlantis once."

He's going to do the Rock eyebrow thing. "Did I have sex with Eve?"

"... Or I get you the worst chocolate."

"... That looks like a no to me."

"... Maybe I should ask your cohorts if you deserve anything?"

"... Really debating if I should get you anything at all, Mr. TV man."

"... I'll get you some chocolates. But put a pin on that. Any specific country? Dutch? Belgian? So on?"

"... I might get all the Overlords gifts from Earth then too. Probably."

"Yes."

"Curious. Well that's good knowledge. Perhaps I'll get him a gift from Miami the next time I go to Earth for funsies."

"... Satan."

"... Eh. Because I left it to another sin."

"... The type that tries to punch an Alligator?"

"... He's a former Florida Man?"

"... Because it's on the edge of the US and is chaotic enough no one would be surprised if it sank?"

"I have literally made several beings."

"I made the Quacken originally because I wanted to sink Florida."

"I mean the Quacken is actually bigger."

"Part Duck, Part Kraken."

"... I have the Quacken."

... Shark?

"... If I had a nickel for everyone who killed their brother... Cain... cough, I'd probably have enough money to... have a shopping spree."

"I mean it's just the truth. I've seen a lot, some actual monsters in my lifetime."

"No, of course not, because you aren't a monster."

"Mmm... I see. Father is... a unique individual. He's variable... He's gone off the handle once or twice though I'd say. So it just depends on... your opinion of him?"

"... Oh. That... is a conundrum."

"He is an experience."

"... Though be careful, she might find you in bed and give a little bit of a shocked face. Heh~"

"... You'd be more... on-call if anything. I don't care about... ruling every moment of your life."

"... I mean you'd be... sort of working for me. You don't seem like a guy who would like to work under anyone."

"... A number of things. You are a wildcard. Plus, something tells me you might not like the... position. I do not... care much for betrayal. It has happened before."

"... Right. Yes."

"... I understand that. I don't think you fully understand the depths of what I would do." He looks up at the sky. "... I would burn Pride to the ground."

"... My main concern is making sure no actual harm comes to Charlotte. If I have to make myself an... executioner to make sure that certain things never happen again, I will do so."

"... If she is harmed, I'll snap too... and Hell help us."

"... I was relatively fine, but I get your concern."

"... I try to not make any decision lightly. I do not want... certain things to come to pass, you understand. And you're a little too mysterious to not take some caution with."

He gives a small nod. "No, I'm actually the King of Hell. Lucifer Morningstar, charmed."

"... You have a point. I will think about it. It will take some time, though."

"Yes. I'm King after all. No, I know where my stuff is. Kind of? Maybe? Uh... For fun? I wander Hell, sometimes watch the sinners, make rubber ducks."

"... You do realize I'd be coming to you with a full contract right? Not only because it's you... but... I'd do it with any demon that would... be getting the benefits that I could provide. Might even be a blood contract."

"Go on."

"Corrupted the Human Race by giving them Free Will. Okay."

"Kings can have it so rough sometimes."

"... Well, how many options do I have here? Alastor? Valentino made an offer to help... Zestial... Carmilla? I could take one of the other sinners..."

"... If you're trying to guilt me into making that call now... It won't work. But... I am... coming up with a backup plan and you are one of the factors I'm considering."

"... Hmm. He'll get so mad at me being down here and King. Though I did get a gift from him."

"Have fun talking to Satan. I'm sure he'll yell at you."

"... Just thinking out loud. Thinking I might have to cut my own 'deals' to make sure events don't repeat."