If you don't post pole today you hate gay people.

Pride Penis

What if all the hot men at Trader Joe's made out with me haha how crazy would that be

Can I load someone up later? 🥺👉👈

@bjornbjorg.bsky.social got me messy

In solidarity with the May Day protests today, I have decided to get fired from my job 🙃

Who wants to join?

Not sure it's appropriate for me to show up to work like this...

Apparently my new thing is pics of me covered in cum. I'll take it 😜

Please help! I need to see pics of your butts with your balls hanging IMMEDIATELY. If I don't see pics of your butts with your balls hanging IMMEDIATELY I may perish :(

I say this as a big internet slut...some of y'all have been on porn Twitter/bluesky too long and forgotten that in the real world, people are going to have much tighter boundaries when it comes to sex. No, that doesn't make them bad people.

Yep, that was the right choice today 🙂‍↕️

Hmmm yeah today is a raincityjacks bate day 😈

Once again reminding everyone that if you know me IRL you have to show me your dick today 🙂‍↕️

Happy Hump Day! Haha April Fools, it's a cumshot, not my butt 🤪

Thank you to the very sexy @bjornbjorg.bsky.social and the hung stud at our resort for a wonderful start to our Palm Springs weekend 😜

Helloooooo Palm Springs 😎

Can some of you just show me your cock already? 😤

Oh wow so many of y'all actually went back to Twitter...

Need to breed 🥴

I'm starting to suspect that some of you might be sluts 🤔

I'll start, ft. @bjornbjorg.bsky.social 's cum in my bush 😜

FCF + birthday weekend means you have to show me your dick 🙂‍↕️

Legally you all have to post cock now.

Anyone have a hole I can slide into? 🥺👉👈

If you know me irl you have to tell me and show me your butt it's the rules.

Reposting for hump day 🤭

It may be FCF, and I may be a top, but have some hole, courtesy of @bjornbjorg.bsky.social. And then show me your fat cocks ❤️❤️

If I don't see everyone's dicks today I might perish 🥴

It'd probably look a little something like this...

What if everyone came on me haha what if 👀

Why the fuck did I just get a jury duty summons when I just did it 2 years ago?! Anyway here's my butt. I'm angry.

Need a master list of everyone who said they'd post dong if Mamdani won

Does anyone wanna be a hole for me? 🥺👉👈

What if you all posted peen since it's FCF and the last day of Jocktober 🥺👉👈

I need to see more dong. Please share dong. Give dong. Dong dong dong.

Ok y'all need to seriously get it together cause it's FCF and I haven't been sent photos of all my friends big beautiful penises yet and frankly that's unacceptable 🙎‍♂️

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

There's an extra treat for you if you zoom in #fcf

Oh wait y'all are actually obsessed with her 💀

SIR!

I think I might be a little hairy... #softiesunday

Happy fcf

Somebody help him!!

Y'all better whip those dicks out after showing off those VPLs...

I also took a solo pic 😜

Should @bjornbjorg.bsky.social and I go to Steam PDX tonight? 🤔

Haha what if some of you auditioned to sing with the Men's Chorus either tonight or Saturday haha what if 👀 (Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)

I love going to gay camp and doing gay shit in the woods ❤️ There's no place quite like TRC 🌈⛺

What if I put a load in someone tonight haha but like what if 👀