I'll start, ft. @bjornbjorg.bsky.social 's cum in my bush 😜

FCF + birthday weekend means you have to show me your dick 🙂‍↕️

Legally you all have to post cock now.

Anyone have a hole I can slide into? 🥺👉👈

If you know me irl you have to tell me and show me your butt it's the rules.

Reposting for hump day 🤭

It may be FCF, and I may be a top, but have some hole, courtesy of @bjornbjorg.bsky.social. And then show me your fat cocks ❤️❤️

If I don't see everyone's dicks today I might perish 🥴

It'd probably look a little something like this...

What if everyone came on me haha what if 👀

Why the fuck did I just get a jury duty summons when I just did it 2 years ago?! Anyway here's my butt. I'm angry.

Need a master list of everyone who said they'd post dong if Mamdani won

Does anyone wanna be a hole for me? 🥺👉👈

What if you all posted peen since it's FCF and the last day of Jocktober 🥺👉👈

I need to see more dong. Please share dong. Give dong. Dong dong dong.

Ok y'all need to seriously get it together cause it's FCF and I haven't been sent photos of all my friends big beautiful penises yet and frankly that's unacceptable 🙎‍♂️

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

There's an extra treat for you if you zoom in #fcf

Oh wait y'all are actually obsessed with her 💀

SIR!

I think I might be a little hairy... #softiesunday

Happy fcf

Somebody help him!!

Y'all better whip those dicks out after showing off those VPLs...

I also took a solo pic 😜

Should @bjornbjorg.bsky.social and I go to Steam PDX tonight? 🤔

Haha what if some of you auditioned to sing with the Men's Chorus either tonight or Saturday haha what if 👀 (Putting this on my ho account cause I have more reach here 🤣)

I love going to gay camp and doing gay shit in the woods ❤️ There's no place quite like TRC 🌈⛺

What if I put a load in someone tonight haha but like what if 👀

Suck my Dick Saturday? Is that a thing?

Wait hold on I need to see more bush...

Begging Seattle gay bars to stop using AI slop for all of their events posters 😭

🎵 His coconut gun can fire in spurts 🎵 🥵 (been playing too much Donkey Kong)

Should I have worn the pouch underwear to work all day? Probably not. Whoops.

I got three (3) loads 😌

Anyone wanna touch butts at Naked Night tonight?

So we recently moved back to Capitol Hill. Need routine bottoms and bate buds 😜

Why are y'all still acting so surprised when Meta deletes your NSFW content/suspends you?

I swear to God if all the parents of sick children at my work brought that shit into the office with them right before Pride....

"not on here for sex" and having your main Grindr profile pic be you clearly naked with your pubes in the shot is definitely an interesting combo

Post-Naked Night booty pic, courtesy of @bjornbjorg.bsky.social ♥️

Would be a shame if someone played with my husband's nipples while he got his cock milked...👀

Speaking of hump day...I haven't bred anyone in a hot minute...👀

Fuzzy hump day booty ♥️

Do this but First Tenor 👀

Don't like to post personal stuff on here very much, but this is like my only social media now and I have a big network here 🤣 come see me perform this weekend with the Men's Chorus for our Dolly show at the 5th Avenue!

New phone means new nudes 😚

Stop falling for engagement bait! ... Unless it's mine, then plz engage 😌

First trip to Palm Springs this weekend 😍😍😍 The weather is supposed to be only marginally better than Seattle 😭😭😭 Any recommendations for when we're there?

I see that Sniffies has taken a page out of Grindr's playback and decided to introduce features that make the app worse! 🙃