Baltimore?

Hal is the worst. He speaks 2x a year and each time he can’t but make you hate him. He says they lost money be because they have to pay NYC $100M like they don’t have an entire TV network in addition to owning the NEW YORK YANKEES.

Voting for Andy Pettitte who admitted to taking HGH and not voting for Manny or ARod. Make it make sense.

McDonald’s advertising that 10 chicken nuggets, medium fries and medium drink is a valuable deal at $8

lol the Giants send Russ out for the coin toss

Jameis the wideout

Rodney is the subject of my favorite Larry Bird story. “Welcome to the parachute club” www.instagram.com/reel/DGwstZa...

Mamdani agreeing to keep in the Chief of Police before this meeting shows he can play the game. He got to walk in and show Trump he’s committed against crime and then just smiled his ass off nodding at Trump and agreeing the Cuomo is a moron.

The worst fake passenger for the HOV lane I’ve seen in a while

Blocking off the first 2 hours of my day to watch these 31 minutes

Yanks decide to be nice and throw a stupid number out and he accepted it hamstringing any improvements the team can make

So layoffs aren’t because of AI capabilities but because companies have spent too much money investing in AI which doesn’t drive revenue?

I see rehab is going well

Not surprised this is his belief system

This account must say there’s only one option thanks to the instrumental youtu.be/0bFnI8KbVdM?...

The people that said they were going to let everyone say ‘Christmas’ again has cancelled Christmas

The virtual sticks are taking 3x longer than the normal sticks

Sam Darnold’s on schedule

Mahomes with 2 awful INTs on one drive

Ever have a quad box up and all 4 games are showing a guy injured? Yeah football ain’t a safe sport.

Matthew McConaughey is on the Texas sideline, which implies that they're losing because they're not using Agentforce, the powerful new AI from Salesforce

So UConn is really good again

Just checked out the CFB scoreboard

It’s a great day to be a Bomber

There’s a bunch of engineers at YouTube at happy hour that got an email that somebody has to go back to the office and push a couple of buttons to make this happen and they’re all arguing over who it’s gonna be

The jokes write themselves but the rumor is it was painkillers which doesn’t make it funny

Walmart CEO when the market crash happens

Now this is stuck as a Jimmy Buffet ‘Fins’ cover in my head

Going to the monitor with 2:20 left in a tight game. College basketball is SO BACK.

More late night weekend trains is a game changer - signed somebody who would drunkenly watch the train pull away at arrived at 3:30 and had to wait 30 minutes for the next one

Normal country stuff

Jameis elevated to backup and possibly starting if Dart is in concussion protocol. Be gone with this Russ nonsense.

Can somebody put BC in their rightful conference, the NESCAC

Lose and come out of it saying “there’s still belief this can be turned around when the receivers get back.” Perfect Packers game

This Mad Libs book is the worst

Genetics remains undefeated. Apologies to my kids.

Dan Campbell is 100% gonna bring him into the locker room after the game

Democrats are giving in to this guy

The only AFC East team to lose this week is….the Bills

Josh Allen getting a 15 yard QB sneak and then fumbling after a red zone INT. I remember this version.

And the team still won the AL Central. The AL Central is a plague.

The Dolphins just went false start and then timeout and no time has ticked off the clock. Why bother playing the game fellas.

On 4th down at the 10 yard line Auburn goes max protect and only runs 2 receivers!?

Some unbelievable ball today by the college kids

Wheel route