I’m back. Have i missed owt?

If theres one good thing to come out of Trumps state visit, its @mrjamesob.bsky.social political commentaries

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social couldnt listen today so you may already have talked about this, but Kemi doesn’t make mistakes

@iggypopbarker.bsky.social it was him

Taking a break from chewing a Care Bears slipper by fully scranning a baguette 😂

I’m far from a royalist but its canny spectacular this. Mind, nobody deserves it less than that orange fascist fuck.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social whats greater? The amount of horses and soldiers or the times they’ve played the anthems?

@mrjamesob.bsky.social how many horses and soldiers do yoy think there is/are James? 110,000? Half a million? 😂

Need some help urgently. The dogs just went for me big time cos i tried to take a brush off him. Actually think hes bitten down to the bone. Agony. Not the first time hes been aggressive. But 99% of thectime hes a little softy. What do I do man? Cos hes gana have to go if he does it again.

How is Man Utd fan Anthony Taylor reffing the Manchester derby?

That Kasabian shit on Sky Sports is the worst intro music theyve ever had. Bring back Written In The Stars

Jesus Christ man. @lbc.co.uk and Sheila Fogerty have got nazi salute throwing Nick Tenconi on to discuss Charlie Kirk. A new low for Sheila

Disappointing to see such a lack of empathy from some people. Charlie Kirk had some abhorent views. He bred hate and i disagreed with most if not all of what he said. But he did not deserve to die like that. Nor did his family deserve to see it. Without compassion humanity can’t survive.

Rangers cunt in slags off King shocker

Some lass selling a pair of Primark slippers in average condition for £40. Is that a foot fetish thing?

Its not tho is it? Its a 67 plate Ford Transit with more scratches than a record player

See the world through a Budget window, come home to a Budget door. You know you’ve made the right choice. No one gives you more than Budget, Budget Windows…

This is a photo from an article where 2 clubs are competing for a player. Only one official bid has been made by one of the clubs involved. The player is pictured wearing the kit of the club that hasnt bid for him. Definitely no agenda though

What the fuck is a super pac?

Getting paid for this mind

The revelation that Gregg Wallace and John Torode aren't very nice people has shaken me. I've not been this shocked since I learned that Jeremy Clarkson wasn't a very nice person. I mean, you never think it's going to be the ones who come across as right arseholes on the telly, do you.

The plot thickens. So Liverpool are basically saying if we don’t sell them Isak they’ll buy Ekiteke? You crack on then. Seems a bit mad to spend £70m on a threat but if thats how you want to do things then you do you.

Think the sensible NUFC fans probably recognise that this coming season will be Isaks last here UNLESS we win something else and have a very good go at the PL. So signing Ekiteke is great succession planning and gives us a chance to see them both for a season. We’ll then have a sizeable kitty next

Found a caramac in me car. Its absolutely fucked like, but am still eating it

Can hear Ministry of Sound belting out at Mouth of the Tyne from Northa Park. What a dog walk

I loved Stranger Things, but one episode of the final series is meant to be 2 and a half hours long. In the nicest possible way, fuck that. I’ll not be watching any more of it.

Place will be absolutely full to the brim of cunts

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Absolutely despise this lad btw

Lads man, we’re shopping in a market where we’re competing with massive clubs to sign top players. If we were targetting less good players we’d be up against less big clubs and would probably have 2 or 3 players in already. But they wouldn’t be good enough, and youd complain about that.

Total silence from right-wingery on the recent attacks on 'free speech'.

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Yellow rain warning. Don’t drink it.

Couldn’t get tickets during the sale for Oasis and i couldnt afford them now. Turned down a pair for Heaton Park cos we’re away at Celtic that day. I’d made peace with the fact I’d seen them before and it wouldn’t be as good this time, but Christ, those clips from Cardiff last night look unreal.

Fuck Rod Stewart n al

Think it says a lot about Delap that he pulled out of the U21 Euros to play for Chelsea in the CWC. Imagine missing out on that experience for something literally nobody cares about. We’ve dodged a bullet there, what a wanker.

Why is that Monkenstein wanker all over my socials?

3 eps in to Squid Game season 3. Its actually too hard to watch. Never thought I’d find myself saying this, but its far too close to real life. The VIPs are the thd worst cunts in the world.

Update: The Script were actually fairly good. Nee Biffy like, but still.

UK government no longer fit for purpose.

People paying to stand in a field to watch the Script? Fair play. Free speech n al that.

Fair play to Love Island/ITV. Apart from Tommy theyve managed to find all of the UKs thickest lads. Not an ounce of emotional maturity between them either

Here, remember that episode of Round The Twist where they had a pissing contest, who could piss the highest? Gan down in folklore that

Keep seeing that joey macc aal awa me insta timeline doing his shite geordie stuff. Honestly man, comedy used to be funny

I’ve made peace with the fact I’m not gan to see Oasis. Saw them at their peak and feel like thats enough. Feel like this time around has just been off the scale money wise. Actually got offered tickets to Heaton Park but declined cos I’m taking me son to Celtic away. Nowt I’d rather do.

There is never money for people in need but there is ALWAYS money for war. Fuck Trump

Sheelz

Me and @nickcubs.bsky.social are sat in the boozer wondering, where the fuck did cress go?

Had to take the dog out at 11 tonight cos it was too hot earlier. Absolutely millions of cats out in Shields at night