It's been 16 months since I left X, and I feel so much better for it. I hadn't realised just how big an impact the daily tsunami of hate, trolling, sealioning and strategic incomprehension was having on my state of mind. I cannot understand why anyone who values their mental health is still there.

#WhenTaken #805 (12.05.2026) I scored 662/1000 (💡x2) 🎗️ 1️⃣📍💡981 m - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈167/200 2️⃣📍7.6K km - 🗓️25 yrs - 🎗️45/200 3️⃣📍💡840 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥈154/200 4️⃣📍2.1K km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈149/200 5️⃣📍1.8K km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥈147/200 A terrible day for geography games in this house

Would love to see the statistics for the amount of times the team i want to win loses (or more accurately, the team I want to lose wins). Bet its 90/10

Southampton v Hull sounds like the final of one of those insta reels about which UK city has the most sex offenders

Don’t like that Southampton manager mind. Sinister fucker

If Woltemade plays against West Ham he’ll make his 50th appearance for the club. Surely thats not right. Howe never plays him 🙃

And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust…

This is me new favourite account on Blue Sky. Dogs are the best. And people who rescue dogs are angels sent down from above.

I’m so pleased everyone buzzes off this so much. I remember watching it as a Sixers fan wanting the ground to swallow me up

Allow right wing cunts into a socialist party for the workers then allow them to take over and kick out the left, then get your arse tickled. Fuck the whole party

I’m sorry but this is class.

Get the badge in

#Worldle #1572 (12.05.2026) 1/6 (100%) 🔥 Current Win Streak: 1 days 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

Twitter gone, facebook going, curating the rest. Operating on a no dickheads policy. I’m the only dick head allowed on my timelines. Stuff like this will get an instant block as well now

What looks like the easiest maptap ever and I’ve somehow accidentally tapped fucking Mexico instead of North Korea

Cork City FC (Ireland) have posted this, the replies justify their stance. The replies are mind boggling hateful. I forgot how bad that site is. Heartbreaking God I wish more clubs would get it & come over here. @leagueofireland.bsky.social

Slightly increase a band: ABBB

@futbologyapp.bsky.social hi mate. I’ve only got West Ham left to complete the PL. I’ve been to all the other playoff sides and promoted sides so if West Ham go down I’ll have all 20. Do i still get a sticker? 😂

Steward: go on the pitch if yous want but whatever you do lads, keep out the goalmouth. The lads: wheres John? John: legs caught in the net, sprawled out in the goalmouth.

What a name

Bye bye AG10

#WhenTaken #804 (11.05.2026) I scored 687/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍429 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 2️⃣📍9.0 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇179/200 3️⃣📍1.1 km - 🗓️16 yrs - 🥈167/200 4️⃣📍1.4 km - 🗓️33 yrs - 🥉103/200 5️⃣📍3.1K km - 🗓️53 yrs - 🎗️39/200 Piss off

www.maptap.gg May 11 97🔥 94👑 96🔥 100🎯 71😟 Final score: 896 Fucking Russians

XL Moggy

Just when you think Labour couldn’t get any worse

Gutted you can’t soft block on here. Ah well. Just a full on block it will have to be

The goal was due to Hall/Bruno’s poor defending. Saying that doesn’t mean I want Hall sold tomorrow. Its mental how black and white some fans see things.

Facts…

Sunday league goalkeepers who put GoPros in the back of the net should be put on the sex offenders register

#WhenTaken #803 (10.05.2026) I scored 685/1000🎗️ 1️⃣📍79.9 m - 🗓️26 yrs - 🥈131/200 2️⃣📍4.9 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 3️⃣📍3.4K km - 🗓️13 yrs - 🥉112/200 4️⃣📍60.0 km - 🗓️12 yrs - 🥇176/200 5️⃣📍7.7K km - 🗓️19 yrs - 🎗️67/200 Piss off

www.maptap.gg May 10 97🔥 74🤫 84✨ 66😑 98🎯 Final score: 831 Finally got one in America bang on then the rest went to shit.

I see South Shields fucked it today. Thats a shame

The one game of the season i actually want Man Utd to win and they’ve been fucking crap

Know what the worst cuisine in the world is? Cockney

Nice one sunderland

Proven Goods 😋

One gone already

#WhenTaken #802 (09.05.2026) I scored 882/1000🏆 1️⃣📍1.3 km - 🗓️4 yrs - 🥇196/200 2️⃣📍1.2 km - 🗓️15 yrs - 🥈170/200 3️⃣📍3.5K km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥈135/200 4️⃣📍319 m - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200 5️⃣📍367 m - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥇182/200

www.maptap.gg May 9 96🔥 95🏅 99🎯 100🎯 85😂 Final score: 944 Russias a big old fucker eh

The relationship between Kush and Jo is absolutely beautiful. You’re blessed if you have one friendship like that in your life.

I’ll not lie, I’m mentally drained after today. Genuinely thought the dog was done for when he ran out onto the road. The stupid little bastard, man.

Obviously sickening allegations against Jiminez, but good to see Bournemouth taking the action Arsenal should have taken in similar circumstances.

Anyone know if that duplicitous little wanker Luke Akehurst lost his seat on the council? Even if it was to Reform i reckon that would raise a smile

In other, slightly better news. I voted Labour yesterday despite wanting to vote Green, purely because I wanted to stop Reform. As it happens, Greens pissed it. So i got what i wanted anyway. I’d swap that for Spurs getting relegated any day of the week tbh.

Absolutely raging. The fucking thicket who came to put my new oven in just let the dog out into the street. Hes ran out in front of 3 cars (partly due to me panicking & stressing him out) and nearly got himself killed. Luckily the drivers all stopped in time and hes sound, other than being bollocked

www.maptap.gg May 8 100🎯 80✨ 82🌟 45😨 94🏅 Final score: 761 Oh piss off

Old people in this country are going to vote to absolutely destroy it then just die and leave all of us to suffer the consequences. Fuck sake

Hope all the reform voters remembered to take their pens to the polling stations. Fucking idiots

Any GPs on here?

⚡ MapTap Challenge Round - May 7 www.maptap.gg/challenge 86😁 47😟 89🎉 94🏆 91🎉 Score: 866 in 25.0s (0.3s to spare!) Well that version of the game can fuck right off.