ah yes i love the 5:30 pm total darkness

feeling anxious so i need to take my anxiety meds but then ill be too sleepy and need caffeine and then ill be anxious again do you see my dilemma

when i see a dog walking with a stick in their mouth i’m like hell yeah

my favorite bit is telling patients it’s my first day on the job and they never laugh

please let that mariah carey song die

got a text from a random number saying “hey are you awake yet” and immediately new it was spam bc everyone in my life knows i don’t sleep

i should sell my db tickets i don’t have time for this

i’m gonna be at the end of my rope later tonight if you wanna join

when life gives you oysters, make it your world

have a bad habit of referring to my time at UofA as “real college” and calling my current program “fake college”

i just wanna be eating gyros in greece

pissed i thought yungblud tickets would be like $75

yungblud @ red rocks for $350 🥲 sad

looking at yalls pics like “huh when did you get hot” and it’s just ai

he used to be. literally obsessed with me

stop perpetuating the pink tax and sell me your lychee labubu for face value

i hope Tylenol sues the fuck outta trump

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning welly b (wellbutrin)

why are the conservatives so up in arms about autism. like who cares

i hate when i go to work all night in my dream and then i wake up and i gotta go to work

wondering if yungblud and jessie want a third my fiancée won’t mind

i love tolerating lactose

want him bad

“you’re so calm” thanks it takes a lot of meds to keep up this facade

i had a dream i met sombr and he was 6’1” at best

how your email finds me

i wish i could like things the normal amount instead of making it my entire personality

sombr is so funny i wanna be his friend

down cataclysmically for yungblud

your whole life changes once you experience female friendships that aren’t rooted in jealousy

“i wouldn’t wish agoraphobia on my worst enemy” well i would and much worse actually

1 mil for a house and the kitchen doesn’t even have an island gtfooooo

sabrina…. men are the problem… marry me instead

people reselling the lychee labubu above market value is perpetuating the pink tax!!!!

i pick clarke

sorry i clocked your tea in such a massive way

love how the savannah bananas sold out coors field. probably the only time it’s ever sold out

god i love a yearner

sorry can’t hear you i’m leveling up

the horrors persist

once i dye my hair, lose twenty pounds, get a new wardrobe, get tan and tatted, microshade my brows, fill my lips, and go on a shopping spree it’s over for you bitches

mom can you come pick me up. the depop girlies are selling fake designer for hundreds of dollars

want a new life bad

i don’t wanna disappoint my psychiatrist and tell her the new med she put me on made the depression come back

will a labubu give me a will to live

don’t have time for a menty b popped a hydrozyxine

i’m not a person i’m merely a collection of bruises

“how are you doing mentally” NOT GOOD

think i’m gonna let all my streaks die except my bff

can’t wait to make a livable wage and spend it on lip filler