The best record of the year is Eliana Glass's "E" and it seems a lot of people don't know

Heckler: "That's not a joke, its just a portmanteau!"

Told my wife I've been checking out these "Adult Models online" and I was talking about little wooden puzzles

Dudes used to look like Kenny vs. Spenny

Just found out Ari Marcopoulos is almost 70

lol New Albany is hosting James Carville vs. Reince Priebus

Where my Sulphites at

Gonna bring back calling people Bromides

Lope de Vega deathbed meme for no one

When I save a funny lil internet thing on my phone I always try to name the file in such a way that it's possible to search for & find it later but also doesn't give away the punchline so that if I have since forgotten I can still be surprised and enjoy the funny lil internet thing once again

Obsessed with Kanye explaining what a PDF is "for anyone who doesn't know"

Shocked to see CCH Pounder is not a professional wrestler

My wife is always saying "please don't show me anymore internet," but I can't just let her miss all this wacky stuff

"Potato is a boy's name"

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante. —Samuel Beckett

Shaboozey gotta be the most obvious psyop in a while

Everything is shit right now but I'm on my fourth spin of the Moor Mother & SUMAC record that's dropping in April and it is truly incredible material - powerful, moving, & thrilling art for "these times" / all times. Moor Mother is honestly just on an unstoppable run. What a body of work.

Philip Guston, Kettle, 1978

Toddler heard me watching TV after she went to bed and asked my wife "What's Daddy watching, some miserable movie about dogs?" It was Jeopardy.

Today is December 1,493rd 2020

I (36M) have treatment-resistant depression and my wife (34F) called me Eeyore for criticizing Squid Game S2. Now I'm gonna KMS. AITA?

Normie Report: Asked my sister what she and her BF think about Luigi and not only did she have no idea who I was talking about she literally hadn't even heard of the assassination. She works in a pharmacy.

Starting a GoFundMe to cover rent for my place in the Dark Forest of the Internet (monthly Patreon fee for private Discord access)

Genuinely, the most (inexplicably) moving piece of visual art I've seen this year is this 25sec untitled (???) YouTube vid from an account with a name that translates to "dog records". No description. Only one other vid, similar vibe but not as good. A few other vids on TikTok but very diff in tone.

Oh my god, the new Bill Orcutt record is incredible

I was actually feeling pretty optimistic about the future for the first time in a long while and then a bunch of dumbasses started picking apart a Goodreads profile.

I was at the Callahan & Witscher laundromat show

playing one sound caringly daringly over and over again and again in wondering pondering communion trustingly not knowing how and when to end - Antoine Beuger

Typewriter piece by Sue Tompkins (of Life Without Buildings, one of the best one-and-done, "no reunions" bands there has ever been)

My entire adult life has been a struggle to reveal less

Having a "hot take" is boring

Stunned that my wife didn't know they were originally just called Blink and the 182 was added to avoid a lawsuit with another band

How about Houston 3:16, is that something?