I’m having a pumpkin spice hot chocolate from my owl cup while I’m burning a pumpkin spice candle. 🥰

I’m Humpty Dumpty.

I’ve had a proper slump in energy this afternoon. Is it too early for bed?

I want cake. There is no cake.

Good morning. Happy Thursday. I had a better sleep last night but did wake up with the Funhouse theme tune in my head.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took The Corrs, Newcastle Arena, November 2024

Dinner for one tonight. Sod it. I’m having cheese on toast.

So far today I have had a free Venti pumpkin spice caramel macchiato from Starbucks and a free pumpkin spice donut from Greggs. 🍂 🎃

You know you gotta have hope You know you gotta be strong

Someone on the train has this pin badge on their bag. He’s still here. Is someone gonna tell him?

How it feels on Bluesky! 🥹🥰

I don’t make the rules.

Good morning. Happy Wednesday. I’ve been wake since 04:30. Groundbreaking.

Ending the day with a nice hot bath. Also, Golden Hour.

I’m currently doing a mixed load.

The Rapture? Not unless it can get through a sash window.

I’m about to delve into this B&M discovery. I’m hoping it’ll be like a Bueno but with pistachio…..?

Good morning. Happy Tuesday. I’ve taken up my position for the rest of the day. If you need me, you know where to find me.

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. I’ve had a wonderful day. I’m feeling very loved. 🥰🥰🥰 I’m now drunk heading home on the bus!

Birthday ladsladslads with @ristophe.bsky.social and @backthefudgeoff.bsky.social!

Literally me today! 🍂

Technologically advance a band TexaSys.

A morning walk to the allotment. This is my time! 🍂 🍂 🍂

Good morning. Happy Monday. Today is my birthday AND the first day of Autumn! A match made in Heaven! 🎈 🎂 🎁 🍂 🎃

I’m having classic Sunday British cuisine for dinner tonight - a 10” Hawaiian pizza.

Here we go again. This time it’s the OG!

Back home after an amazing weekend in Birmingham. I’m literally planning on doing NOTHING for the rest of the day.

It’s time for us to get lost in Birmingham New Street station.

Favourite 10 TV comedies in no particular order Dinnerladies The Royle Family Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Nighty Night Only Fools and Horses One Foot In The Grave Him & Her Mum Keeping Up Appearances Vicious

Good morning. Happy Sunday. Another great sleep last night. Maybe I’ll have to steal the hotel bed.

Drop some TELEPHONES ☎️

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love.

It was great meeting @dnlmrkrssll.bsky.social and Keith for a little bevaragino….or three! 🥂

Never trust an Instagram poll.

Breakfast today covers most food groups.

Good morning. Happy Saturday. What’s that?! Almost 8hrs sleep last night?!I actually feel refreshed for once! Hope you have a great day!

It’s time for @myradubois.bsky.social!

No one told me it was going to be 22°C in Birmingham.

Who’s right? Top or bottom?

Afternoon tea is served.

The hubby has just shown me a video that popped up in his memories from 10 years ago. It was me, being dragged on stage by a drag queen and being serenaded. I was massive and unrecognisable! 😱

Good morning. Happy Friday. I woke up at 05:15. Not too bad I suppose. Hope you all have a great day!

I’m nodding off on the sofa so I’m off to bed. What’s the betting I’ll be wide awake again come 3am? 🫡

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do me.

How dare this ruin my chilled day!

Also. Forgot about lunch. 🥴🤦🏻‍♂️

I’ve had quite a productive day. I’ve done two loads.

I’m freezing today. Not moving.

Someone is listening to ‘The Fairytale of New York’ in Costa……on loudspeaker.

Good morning. Happy Thursday. Another rubbish sleep last night. I’ve brought myself out for a massive coffee with added coffee! 😴