I’ve produced so much snot today. I could fill a bath with it.

I’m still full of a cold. Slept shit. Train is delayed. Foul mood. Checked news. Happy Friday.

So true. Take a read.

I’ve just ate a Magnum in bed. What of it?!

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Literally my son when we went to the Manchester Pride parade a few years ago. He also said his favourites were the men dressed as dogs.

QTP this post with a gif of a powerful women.

I’ve just had a nap.

I wonder why everyone was posting the robot emoji when talking about voting and then realised it was a ballot box - 🗳️ 🤖 🤣🤣

Just had a guy knock at the door. They are doing some roadworks outside tomorrow and hey have to do something so they don’t flood my basement.

I’m currently being taught how to wash my hands.

WHYYYYYYYY?!

Oh. And to add…… GO OUT AND VOTE! ❎

Good morning. Happy Thursday. Still feeling like pants but I’m WFH. I have a full day of mandatory training. In other news, I’ve been cleared by HR to fix down a start date for my new job! 🎉

I had a feeling I was getting sick. Stay back! 😷 🤧

Is he. You know?!

Good morning. Happy Wednesday. I’m at home with a sick child today.

Me rolling into the Met Gala.

This train smells of fire and hot dogs.

Some more pictures of the shepherds hut that we stayed at in Anglesey for all of you that were curious.

Good morning. Happy Tuesday. It’s back to reality after the most perfect long weekend at a shepherds hut in Anglesey. Phone was in airplane mode all weekend. Pure digital detox. A return trip has already been booked! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

New Madonna/Sabrina. New Melanie C. New Gaga. New Devil Wears Prada. HAPPY FRI-GAYYYYYYYY!!

Also. Can someone please have a word with whoever is doing Madonna’s visualisers?! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Waking up to “Bring Your Love” by Madonna and Sabrina is the perfect way to start a long weekend!

Good morning. Happy Friday. For the next 31 days……

Home from work…..eventually. I’m on call tonight and then I’m off for a weekend away to a shepherds hut in the middle of nowhere. No WiFi. No mobile signal. No TV. I can’t wait.

It’s been non-stop. “Is it going to be this warm tomorrow?” “When’s it her birthday?” “What will happen now that she has another job?” 😭

I can’t cope with the office chat this morning. “Why was that road closed this morning?” “Why is this computer screen not working?” “Where has that water come from?” I DON’T KNOW AND I DON’T CARE!

Good morning. Happy Thursday. I had a dream last night that I signed up to do the six SuperHalfs and had entered the Lisbon Half Marathon ballot. I had an email this morning …..

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image.

The amount of junk food I’ve eaten this week is nobody’s business.

Good morning. Happy Wednesday. It’s been a while but I bumped into TownCrush™️ this morning. Same time. Different location. He was hugging another man. *cue the EastEnders doof doofs*

“Customers for x, y and z should travel in the front 2 carriages of the train. The train is made up of 2 carriages”. 😐

The United Kingdom every May.

Good morning. Happy Tuesday. On the train. Serving ‘dead behind the eyes’ 🥱 It’s going to be one of those days. I can feel it in me waters!

I’m baking cookies and then I’m off to bed to read my book! 🫡

In for a penny……

Good morning. Happy Monday. I’m back to work today after a week off. I also start my training block for the Manchester Half Marathon - just under 5 weeks to go! #mcm #monochromemonday

I’ve been alcohol free for 4 months today. I’ve not missed it one bit!

Feeling motivated after seeing London Marathon posts. Also, may have just woken up from a nap in the garden.

Food shopping. I’m registering a homophobic attack.

Since the mainstream BBC coverage of the #LondonMarathon is rubbish, I’m watching the Tower Bridge stream on iPlayer! I just want to watch people run.

Why do the London Marathon bibs not have names on?

And Sawe has just done it in 01:59! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

My brain can’t imagine how hard it would be to run a 02:15 marathon! 🤯 #LondonMarathon

Good morning. Happy Sunday. It looks like another corner of a day today! ☀️ I’m having a lazy one today. Coffee. London Marathon (watching it!). Garden.

@sr1990.bsky.social Go smash the London Marathon today. I’ll be watching at home!

It’s definitely a “picky tea in the garden” kind of vibe this evening!