I was promised a stool episode and I didn't get one :( @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-B...

every time someone tries to proport the theory that the author is dead, Hemmingway rises out of his grave and punches them in the face.

So, although I've got a sci-fi/black humor short story in this month's #SciFanSat, and I'd LOVE for you to read it, please allow me to draw your attention to the editorial by @jason-h-abbott.bsky.social It's important, so take the time time to read it, and stay safe.💖 Free at: scifansat.com

AVAILABLE NOW: School is in session and the latest issue of #SciFanSat Magazine is up at scifansat.com! Enjoy a recess within our worlds of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More! Many thanks to every contributing #SFF author, and to our readers... like you! #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy

"This"

“The New Student” My September #SciFanSat cover art for the issue coming out this Saturday. I loved the escape school provided me from my dysfunctional family as a child, and hated the abuse I got there from peers that almost became my supervillain origin. Almost. Fearsome masks also conceal pain.

talking God and pollen boy

these rejuvenating holy waters are just Monk's piss...

hey, remember art? youtu.be/4YFu4dvMHHY

What do you want to believe, Samuel?

that funky AI epi in season 11 of the X Files was co-written by Kristen Cloke who played Lara Means in the 2nd season of Millennium

Jesus and his lawyer ... are coming back.

let's be clear about this... I never once mentioned a hypno ray gun.

don't make me wake him

also MacDuff is a blacksmith in Dark Souls 2 (THIS WAS NOT A COINCIDENCE)

and on the white meadows, I seek the tracks of deer.

fictional beta reader critique : "You've stolen the magic system from all the Dark Souls games." "You've even named your main character after a mountain in Elden Ring, and like the descriptions paint him as John Wick (a nerfed John Wick if he was a wizard)

#WIPSnips #GelmirStories #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

Their parents #opinion had been there was a lot to #gain from studying at #the_firefish_school. Years later they’d been proven right; Earth had been flooded. But with the firefish’s wisdom, they were able to adjust into an aquatic way of life, with ease. #2wordprompt #scifansat

There's still a few hours to submit to #SciFanSat for this month on the topic of "School"... I've just put in a sci-fi short story called "Vampire Four" - it was supposed to be flash fiction, but apparently I didn't know when to stop writing.🤣 Hopefully you'll get to read it soon!👽🎓 scifansat.com

Authors, homeroom attendance is about to be taken! Get your written assignments of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More in before #SciFanSat submissions close at 11:59 PM EST tonight at scifansat.com/landing.html and be saved by the bell! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

In one of the most buzzed-about productions of the Broadway season, former Bill & Ted actors Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter unite once again in "Waiting for Godot."

Last call to the published author alumni of #SciFanSat: Before we recess on the issue twenty-five peer review poll, be sure to vote for your favorite piece! There’s only one day left before it closes on September 18th and August’s winner of a 2025 Bartleby B. Boar Nomination is determined!

Writers, don’t be truant! You can still make the grade with two days left to get your manuscripts of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More into #SciFanSat at scifansat.com/landing.html before submissions close on September 18th! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

Authors, we don’t have an entrance exam. However, only five days remain to get your manuscripts of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More into #SciFanSat before submissions close on September 18th at scifansat.com/landing.html! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

“Extracurricular with the Professor” Art by me for September’s upcoming #SciFanSat issue and its theme of SCHOOL! Authors, 7 days remain until submissions are due on September 18th. You can find full details at scifansat.com/landing.html! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

Published author alumni of #SciFanSat: Even if you’re clacking out a manuscript old school on your typewriter, please remember to vote in the issue twenty-five peer review poll! Nominate your favorite piece and author and put them in the running for the 2025 Bartleby B. Boar Award!

Writers, don’t neglect your homework! Only nine days remain to get your manuscripts of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More into #SciFanSat before submissions close on September 18th at scifansat.com/landing.html! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

NFL roster numbers work like this - QB's Kickers and Punters 1-19 RB's Corners and Safety's 20-49 Linebackers 50-69 Off and Def Lineman - 60-99 WR/TE's - 80-89 (1-19)

Glockan'sPyromancyAcademy.com Week 4 learning sheet:- Everyone hates Carillion and here's why. Well this is just old man wizard shaming. Time to get drunk again.

Glockan'sPyromancyAcademy.com Week 3 learning sheet. Acid Surge and its uses. That's basically a week off to get drunk and meet new friends, right?

Next week, we'll be learning how to get the Chaos Storm spell by using sweat and something called the smelter demon armour while making ourselves wet.

the first week at Glockan'sPyromancyAcademy.com was awful. They taught us the Immolation spell and six people ended up in the ER with 2nd degree burns, the rest of the class were hunting for another copy of Fire Orb without going into ng+

Prometheus is a crap Alien movie because one of the characters ran the wrong way. Yeah, forget all that multi layered arty thematic stuff about the relationship between the creator and the created.

he's a cop in Aubrey (X Files)... who then changes his name to Peter Watts and does Millennium stuff. Only to inveigle himself as and FBI agent in the X Files movie (Fight the Future) where he blows himself up and then reincarnates himself as John Locke in Lost.

It's the midnight of the century.

#WIPSnips #GelmirStories

Calling all writers of Science Fiction, Fantasy and More: Submissions are open for September’s #SciFanSat issue until 09.18.2025 at scifansat.com/landing.html! Our theme this month is… SCHOOL! #SFF #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy #WritingPrompts

I'm over the moon that #SciFanSat accepted my submission this month "Error: Critical Quantum Creation Failure"; it's an unsettling piece of sci-fi... you've been warned!😉 Can't wait to read all the other incredible authors in this month's issue. Thank you @jason-h-abbott.bsky.social and team.💖

Today I am proud and excited to announce that I enrolled in Glockan'sPyromancyAcademy.com

people talk of legacy, and mine would be... you should really have used more pungent blood cocktails when fighting beasts in Bloodborne.

if discharge is ceaseless please consult you doctor

#Scifansat was always one of my favorite prompts. I’m always proud to have my stories included now that it’s a magazine, and I’m particularly fond of the #microfiction included in this month’s issue. The mag is free to #read. #scoencefiction #fantasy #sff

yeah and there's a whole streaming service dedicated to re-making these two movies from 1977 and 1979

AVAILABLE NOW: Issue 25 of #SciFanSat has fired up its hyperdrive and is available at scifansat.com! Come visit our worlds of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and More! Many thanks to all who contributed. Every #SFF author and reader participating enriches the magazine! #AmWritingScifi #AmWritingFantasy