This account will be deleted soon, and if I am to post again in this form, it will be from Bluesky. You can follow via @taalumot.space

Are you even Jewish if your cutting boards aren’t pomegranate-stained

It’s like following a different guy

Back on my bullshit

Finally realized I should order a mechanical lawnmower

New @base thread: “Things parents say 👴🏽” https://base.taalumot.space/t/things-parents-say/629?u=taalumot

@danielthedaring right now

There is — dare I say it — a cool breeze on the air

The time of the ZenBox desk has come to its end

Top signal? https://apple.news/AdHCdfLzrRWyhOdqp9NFDdg

I pretty much only have one spiritual principle these days, and it is this: A human being is more or less the kind of thing it seems to be while you’re being one.

Yo https://apple.news/AqPUJclVqRjaojViEdPqDHg

Remnants of a phase

It is time to put the occult books in a box and put model cars on their shelves

The replacement of astro-magical talismans with racing-magical ones is underway

No, seriously, does anyone need eggs

I let myself get far enough out that real, ordinary things will all seem like miracles for the rest of my life, and I guess I’m glad that’s all over and done with.

Hi everybody, I do need to hang out in this ecosystem more and remember more organic things. I’m hanging out on a completely different protocol and only talking about motor racing. You can interact over the bridge, of course: @jon.turningfortune.com

I really believe in cannabis

It’s not clear to me whether Dr Seuss had the same mental illness as I have, or if he gave me that illness

What even are “egg prices”

When my wife folds and presses the “let’s just fucking order pizza” button before I do >>>>

I always forget that lunch can just be a bunch of little snacks at the same time

Don’t you love the part of tax season when you take the big bag of papers outside and burn them

🧔🏻‍♂️ I bought a scented candle for my office today. 👱🏻‍♀️ … 🧔🏻‍♂️ Don’t you want to know what flavor it is? 👱🏻‍♀️ … … Tire. 🧔🏻‍♂️ Very close.

I wonder if my mail will be delivered today

They should get someone to write children’s books who is good at it

I love when my kid says “don’t forget to make it super cheesy!” like I would ever forget to make any kind of food super cheesy

6 yo. just told me I’m “amazing at doing hair,” I’ll take it

If Daylight Saving Time were a person, I would murder them

I have eliminated haircuts from my life

What the fuck is “charisma”?

It’s working, brains are so stupid haha

I have just incorporated the practice of breaking up periods of work with five minutes of spontaneous qigong to the sound of race cars into my life.

The way I’ve decided to be a person in my new era and game plan is just to have a plan for *one hour*. If I have an hour, I do the hour plan, and when the hour is up, I figure out what’s next. I do as many hours of plan in a day as I can, and when the day is over, fuck it.

I am implementing a new plan called Operation Fix My Life

I was raised in a nexus of cultures that were all too intellectual for me but also exerted so much pressure to be intellectual that I went along with it

Hehe this post is funny https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/404916

Today is the day I Do Stuff

Help I started SSRIs and now I don’t give a shit about anything that isn’t right in front of my face

At last, I have been cleared to watch Severance S2 by myself. My wife was like, “What do you like about this show?” and I was like, “It’s the most realistic depiction of the workplace I have ever seen,” and she was like, “You’re insane. You should watch this by yourself.”

Knew this would happen eventually https://apple.news/AG1gg9CgASuuzihJUZM9fcA

The highest-stakes question of my day is usually, “Do I have anything tonight?”

That little rat Punxsutawney Phil was fucking wrong, man

I’ve been wanting to make a country record for like 15 years, but I didn’t realize the missing piece was that I needed to learn to write songs about motor races

So how many degrees of separation are these people from tpot, if any? https://www.wired.com/story/delirious-violent-impossible-true-story-zizians/

I’m super into pictures of tires

I’m also not *loving* all these plane crashes and asteroids, if I’m being honest

Uh oh, bad omen in the baseball department

The purpose of the vegetable in the lunchbox is instructional. It is to teach the child the contents of a proper meal. When it returns home, it is to be blessed and thanked for its teachings and fed to the chickens.