Asphodel
@assphodel.bsky.social
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certified mothma'am 💿 here to corrupt your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del
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He didn’t go to get cigarettes and milk… he went to go get lamps
4 months ago
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i have been fighting this fever since thursday night and at this point i just want someone to old yeller me
2 days ago
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pbbttt.
2 days ago
you’re worth more than a drunk text and a second thought.
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living alone is great until you get sick and no one is there to help you. i want to be taken care of but remy is just screaming at me because he craves kibble
3 days ago
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took a stab at vegan tamales little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋
3 days ago
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i found my next victim on the other side of the screen
4 days ago
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when i was a child i never imagined this is what my apartment would look like as an adult
4 days ago
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but...we stole a balloon yeah, on free balloon day 🎈 tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying
6 days ago
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how quickly i went from feeling like i had found my place to feeling like i don't have a place
6 days ago
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i want to like christmas, but after almost 30 years of it absolutely ruining my birthdays i have become quite the grinch
7 days ago
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the only unsolicited d pics i am trying to get are dinosaurs
8 days ago
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i ̴͠t̴̖̝͊hi̴̮̱̔̓n̵̗͈̑k̸͔̎ t̸͇̅̊hĕ̵̥r̸̙͆e̶̘̗̔͝s̶̟͘ ̶̦̣̐a̸͇̮̓ ̴̧̗͂͒fḁ̶̢̀ul̷t i̵n̸ ̸͎͍̍m̴͔̾̾y ̶̻͊c̸̜̾ơ̴̯̘d̵͋e̴̞͂͆
8 days ago
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when you do your best hell, that's all you can do
9 days ago
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remy always makes sure i don't drown in the tub to ensure he gets his next meal
9 days ago
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as a wise man once said.... "yeah"
10 days ago
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he is the best thing in my life
12 days ago
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tis the season to be drinking to survive family outings
16 days ago
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i had a dream last night that i was doing an irl battle royale but the main goal was to collect the most shiny rocks
16 days ago
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there are no stars left in my sky in this darkness, there is no light
17 days ago
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i had to
18 days ago
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i'm overdue for the crash out of the century
18 days ago
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Neo ❄️ Destiny
19 days ago
Choose the descriptor that best applies to you. Select only one answer. ⬜️ I am on that good kush ⬜️ I am on that alcohol ☑️ I am on that good kush *and* alcohol
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Institute of Tranceology
19 days ago
A statement on covenants with the Machine Devil
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if you're a punk ass bitch who doesn't properly tag/label their NSFW content best believe i have your account muted. your precious likes are not more important than people being able to open their phones in public.
20 days ago
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we be screaming together even though they tell you not to
21 days ago
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remy arugula roo looking dashing in his new sweater
21 days ago
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me when i freaking GET you
23 days ago
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my beloved
25 days ago
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you ever eat something so god damn spicy it feels like it was genetically engineered to hurt you?
26 days ago
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your system didn’t fail — it surrendered 💻
26 days ago
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handsome
27 days ago
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Neo ❄️ Destiny
29 days ago
farewell Fort Night The Simpsons 🥺😢 that was probby some of the most difficult pvp game playing i ever done but still the most fun I've had with this tiktok dance simulator for elementary schoolers (w/
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i don't know if yall are ready tbh
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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woke up for the fortnite event now im going back to sleep
about 1 month ago
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drinking my cursed elixir (tequila and rootbeer) in style tonight 🤡
about 1 month ago
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the only turkey i'm having today
about 1 month ago
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sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like
about 1 month ago
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😎
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are
about 1 month ago
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quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈
about 1 month ago
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feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix
about 1 month ago
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the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus
about 1 month ago
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she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.
about 1 month ago
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how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚
about 1 month ago
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Neo ❄️ Destiny
about 1 month ago
jumping all over the world
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the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes
about 1 month ago
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as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/ 1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike 2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields
about 1 month ago
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when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩🍳💋🔥 but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹 at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist
about 1 month ago
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meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else
about 1 month ago
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on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.
about 1 month ago
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real
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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