i have been fighting this fever since thursday night and at this point i just want someone to old yeller me

you’re worth more than a drunk text and a second thought.

living alone is great until you get sick and no one is there to help you. i want to be taken care of but remy is just screaming at me because he craves kibble

took a stab at vegan tamales little ugly, but a whole lot of delicious 😋

i found my next victim on the other side of the screen

when i was a child i never imagined this is what my apartment would look like as an adult

but...we stole a balloon yeah, on free balloon day 🎈 tried to channel thirty, flirty, and thriving and accidentally channeled thirty, hurty, and dying

how quickly i went from feeling like i had found my place to feeling like i don't have a place

i want to like christmas, but after almost 30 years of it absolutely ruining my birthdays i have become quite the grinch

the only unsolicited d pics i am trying to get are dinosaurs

i ̴͠t̴̖̝͊hi̴̮̱̔̓n̵̗͈̑k̸͔̎ t̸͇̅̊hĕ̵̥r̸̙͆e̶̘̗̔͝s̶̟͘ ̶̦̣̐a̸͇̮̓ ̴̧̗͂͒fḁ̶̢̀ul̷t i̵n̸ ̸͎͍̍m̴͔̾̾y ̶̻͊c̸̜̾ơ̴̯̘d̵͋e̴̞͂͆

when you do your best hell, that's all you can do

remy always makes sure i don't drown in the tub to ensure he gets his next meal

as a wise man once said.... "yeah"

he is the best thing in my life

tis the season to be drinking to survive family outings

i had a dream last night that i was doing an irl battle royale but the main goal was to collect the most shiny rocks

there are no stars left in my sky in this darkness, there is no light

i had to

i'm overdue for the crash out of the century

Choose the descriptor that best applies to you. Select only one answer. ⬜️ I am on that good kush ⬜️ I am on that alcohol ☑️ I am on that good kush *and* alcohol

A statement on covenants with the Machine Devil

if you're a punk ass bitch who doesn't properly tag/label their NSFW content best believe i have your account muted. your precious likes are not more important than people being able to open their phones in public.

we be screaming together even though they tell you not to

remy arugula roo looking dashing in his new sweater

me when i freaking GET you

my beloved

you ever eat something so god damn spicy it feels like it was genetically engineered to hurt you?

your system didn’t fail — it surrendered 💻

handsome

farewell Fort Night The Simpsons 🥺😢 that was probby some of the most difficult pvp game playing i ever done but still the most fun I've had with this tiktok dance simulator for elementary schoolers (w/ @assphodel.bsky.social)

i don't know if yall are ready tbh

woke up for the fortnite event now im going back to sleep

drinking my cursed elixir (tequila and rootbeer) in style tonight 🤡

the only turkey i'm having today

sometimes i be having nightmares so bad they rewire my brain for a few hours so now im just over here trying to cook like

😎

it's unreal how actually batshit insane some of you are

quarterly reminder that we started from the bottom now we're here. don't underestimate the power of editing textures and adding matcaps 🌈

feeling the kind of tired that sleep can't fix

the silence would be deafening if i didn't have tinnitus

she's in your dms. i'm in your hard drive. we are not the same.

how all of my baths are spent. i will never be lonely (or have privacy) because i have remy arugula roo 💚

jumping all over the world

the key to success is 2.5 beatboxes

as·pho·del /ˈasfəˌdel/ 1. a eurasian plant of the lily family, typically having long slender leaves and flowers borne on a spike 2. an immortal flower said to grow in the elysian fields

when i'm working on my avatar base i feel like 👩‍🍳💋🔥 but when im working on my outfits i feel like🗑👎🥹 at this point just give me a personal vrchat stylist

meet me at the corner of anywhere and somewhere else

on the worst of days i crawl into my bed and my cat and dog immediately come and lay down with me. it's a very wonderful feeling to be loved by your pets and the reminder i need that things will be ok.

real