Pediatrics used to have my heart but old people (sometimes) be equally as funny and cute. Had a 103 year old patient tell me to always have my hair done and wear good lipstick because “they can call you names but they can’t say you have bad hair”

My ego will never let me go after a rich man, because I wanna be a rich man I was born to be a breadwinner. I don’t need a man to pay my bills I need him to bake a fresh loaf of bread every week.

Me scrolling thru my pics after acting an absolute FOOL at the club

Thinking of that one tweet of someone saying something along the lines of “god you people cant do anything” and thats become my motto to people my age who have this weird “helpless” personality

Year of the horse is supposed to be my lucky year so is why my ass being beat every single day by the world

If anyone here was born year of the dog, sheep/goat, or tiger I have been informed we must all buy lottery tickets. My source is my superstitious mother.

The world may let me down but peanut noodles will never let me down what a perfect and delicious and nutritious and affordable meal

Weddings are a missed opportunity to serve cunt. If I was a bride I need everyone to try to out dress me. I refuse to have anyone under dressed. I would be personally offended if people came to my wedding dressed plain.

2026 is the year I wanna be financially better so today I opened a Roth IRA and transferred all the retirement funds/401Ks I’ve accumulated from different jobs over the years turns out it is less intimidating than I thought

My job consists too much of telling people that say “my vision is blurry without my glasses” by saying back “because you need them”

Hihi! I added a January money goal to help with some expenses cause the last few weeks have been very rough (sick, holiday hours/cut hours at work, expensive heating bill) Comms are currently closed ATM but if you would like to donate id be very grateful ❤️ #kofi #mutualaid #commissions #artsky

life is a never ending mental breakdown

Having to tell people my fav band rn is a band called “Crippling Alcoholism” is crazy work BUT I like them so I don’t care

One of my most humbling experiences was an Optician telling me to avoid oversized glasses. I was like but theyre so cute. She let me know if you have a higher prescription that oversized glasses accentuate that. So she told me my lenses gave a fish bowl effect to my eyes.

every peak duo consists of “ray of sunshine” and “resting bitch face” (Might finish this later idk idk) [ #art #oc #ocs #originalcharacter #artsky #ocsky #sketch #doodle #harpy #monstergirl #wizard]

I do not believe in letting my friends or my partner “pay me back” put the Venmo down we are bouncing the same $20 off each other forever

#artvsartist 2025 babyyyy One of the best years I’ve had creatively. Next years gonna go crazy I just now it ♥️ [ #art #artsky #ocsky #ocs #illustration #digitalart #artist #madoka #wherethewildthingsare #pomni #noelleholiday #hatsunemiku #knight]

my new (to me) cayman

sleepy girl once again,, [ #doodle #oc #artsky #ocsky #monstergirl #harpy #sketch #art #sleepy]

Idles sounds like grumpy old men yelling at me to get off their lawn

Life got so bad it pushed me to reorganize my dried goods so I can establish a small level of control

♥️ Proceed. merry christmas 🎄 [ #christmas #deltarune #noelle #noelleholiday #snowgrave #undertale #xmas #artsky #illustration #holiday]

2026 has quickly become a gigantic downward spiral and NOW I HAVE A DEACON IN MY TEXT MESSAGES? I HAVE NEVER ATTENDED CHURCH.

Men need to go back to being sad and wearing tasteful amounts of pencil eyeliner and writing heartbreak anthems in their basements not make podcasts about women they hate because their ex gf dumped them for their more considerate homie

I love my dog I really do, she is never allowed on my bed idc how much I love her and she’s so friendly and loving she’s also a rascal demon and licks dirt, she is NEVER sleeping with me

sleepy bird 💤🛌 [ #doodle #flipbook #animation #oc #art #monstergirl #eepy]

magic and anger downloaded procreate dreams again and saw they added a flip book feature,,, I am having fun [ #art #sketch #animation #eye #magic #flipbook #oc #artsky #doodle]

Carrion fit time too. They are slaying, your honor [ #sketch #doodle #characterdesign #ocs #art #artsky #monstergirl #fashion #wizards #fitcheck]

Zelda brained atm have an old favorite of mine ♥️ [ #Zelda #lozoot #art #artsky #link #digitalpainting #illustration #fanart]

Feeney fit sketch :3 [ #sketch #characterdesign #oc #artsky #monstergirl]

“How do I look more alternative “ I fear we have lost the plot

I’m doing so bad I wanna make a new twitter account (I won’t)

im so back chat [ #sketchbook #ocs #sketch #art #doodle #artsky #characterdesign #monstergirl]

Yes it matters what side I put facing my tongue when I’m eating chips I need maximum flavor salt

I used to be a huge emo music (especially Midwest) fan then I grew up

Hylics gotta be one of the best games ever it’s gonna be my new obsession for approximately the next 4-6 weeks

How you gonna be on a fitness journey and won’t eat some damn spinach? You protein maxing but havent shit in 3 days baby you need to FIBER MAX IT.

Sunday cleaning is such a work out but the results are sooooo sexy I love a freshly mopped floor

How you gonna be “so busy” and be doing so little sounds like bad time management to me, now clean your damn house

xeno and ripley - about two years in the making all came down to 2 hours in the studio. love this one. i’m in both suits - the image is a composite. 👽💫

I’m glad we as a society are chilling out about nipples showing and that nip slips are not the end of the world and that there are better things to care about

Seal went crazy with the lyric “you remain my power, my pleasure, my pain”

I wish people understood they got more in common with a homeless guy than Elon Musk

It’s really hard being a bad bitch with body acne

I love music

Painting of shoujo dewgong for a friend :) [ #pkmn #pokemon #shoujo #art #artsky #painting #traditionalart #acrylic #anime #dewgong #pastel #cute #stars]

all my faves are coming out with disappointing albums

u know what fuck you! *redesigns your pomni* 🤡 [ #wip #sketch #clown #jester #art #fanart #TADC #theamazingdigitalcircus #pomni #pomnitadc #art #artsky]

A small percent of you guys are in these long ass relationships cause it’s comfortable to stay in a mid relationship than try yknow, all the fish out there, for potentially a great relationship. I need u all to love yourselves a lil bit