Can't find the right words to tell someone this Valentine's day? Scared to tell your crush your true feelings? I gotchu fam. Check insta for the full list! www.instagram.com/p/DGBrrKHTdf...

"Let food be thy medicine" -Neon sign at a Cafe located within a hospital huh

What are the logistics of owning 10kg of cheese? What would be the best way to go about finishing it before it went bad? Fondue party for 20? Cheese toasties for every meal?

"Ahaha I'm going to steal the standees" -The owner of some standees that he has no idea what to do with now, 2024

Oooh secret Bluesky-only teaser? Currently cooking. Stay tuned for more details?

Every so often I'll take a picture as a response to a very specific conversation, but then I'll forget the original conversation and get confused when scrolling back through my gallery

I wish I could get paid for coming up with creative names such as 'Tennis Centre' and 'Rectangular Sports Stadium'

New Social Media Platform, Who dis?