IF YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE JUST REPLY WITH ANYTHING

Attractive people being single is really scary

"Dandadan wasn't that good"

I used to be a power ranger

When you nutted in 3 seconds but she still treat you like a king

“ay bro yo girl at this party with a..” me:

I just realized that girls don't dress to impress boys, they dress to "out-dress" other girls. If they were trying to impress boys, they would run around naked

Majority of Americans finna be in squid games season 3 coz they didn't read red note's terms and conditions

I hate it when people say they don't like my music taste, I mean i don't like your face but i was quiet wasn't i?

nobody decline a call faster than a 3 year old watching youtube

I hate when my phone corrects "omw" to "On my way!" like bro i am NOT that excited

LMFAOOOOOO

Now Watch Tomorrow Be July 4th

the gym is PACKED like the club rn 😭😭

Top5 sounds of 2024 1. “BUM!” 2. “A minorrrrrrrrrrr” 3. “Wop Wop Wop Wop Wop” 4. “Bing bop boom boom boom bop bam” 5. ”MUSSSSSTARDDDDDD!”

I remember 2024 like it was yesterday.

Me and Shrek are kinda similar in the fact that we both chose a donkey as a best friend

My "won't speak until spoken to" game is strong af

When i say something brilliant on Bluesky and no one engages:

Social media really got us thinking 20 likes isn't a lot. Imagine 20 ppl coming up to you saying they fw u

y’all burning sage with the window closed. demons just running around around ya house in a circle.

STOP buying skin colored leggings please 😭😭

theyll ban tiktok before pornhub 😭

liking my own posts because i fw what i said

Craig of the creek ahh 💔

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Filipinos are just Asian latinas

Would Ozempic even work on him at this point?

Instagram comments are so crazy bro… They be beefing a dog too 😭

Bernie Mac really got no business being dead…

Gotta beat them at they own game 🥲

my bad i was weird, i wanted you

Don't forget to take a dump before midnight on December 31, 2024. You don't want to carry the same shit into 2025.

Beyoncé Killed it, but the racists are mad 🤭

I'd rather trust a car with no brakes than "he's just a friend".

What does it mean when a woman says you have a pretty 🍆

Do woman get post nut clarity too?

Uhh...

I still believe in pinky promises

☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Introvert ☑ Don’t trust nobody

i text back fast with no shame. yes, i want to talk to you.

Women nut fast too but y'all ain't ready for that conversation😂

Me after my DDL

i feel sleepy all the time except when i want to sleep

White women with mixed babies love naming they child Jayden

Some people don't even eat breakfast in the morning they eat vape

if it slips in it slips in as friends obviously

She texted me "goodmorning handsome" had to get up and look outside to see if it was morning coz these girls be lying

How dare you say ur going thru alot when there's somone out there with a failed only fans career