you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Yet another reminder that if you like a piece of software, you should pay for it. www.theregister.com/2025/12/02/i...

The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.

Several Canadians have mentioning Spocking the Canadian five dollar bill, something I’ve never heard of. And I suggest you Google it like I did because it is a delight.

Everyone should be off Spotify by now, but if you're hanging on for the end of year stats, look! Deezer does them too.

Bagsy not in the camel outfit. #totp

I want to see the next picture in this series.

Having a fantastic time at Boundaries Festival in Sunderland. See Instagram for more details! www.instagram.com/reel/DRXzm3e...

One for the sample nerds: this episode is a great dive into late-20th century library music. Real people playing real instruments and it sounds amazing! Twenty Thousand Hertz+: The Secret Soundtracks of Movies & TV Episode webpage: www.20k.org/episodes/pro...

#uksnow hx7 1/10 It's a bit wet, but it's happening!

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gonna always pronounce AI like ayyyyyyyyyy now

Timeline cleanse: who doesn't want to see a horse with a golf course on his head?

Vote Labour

Listening to this CD now - it's brilliant, go and buy it!

Attacks on VPNs are attacks on digital privacy and digital freedom. And that battle is being fought by people who clearly have no idea how any of this technology actually works. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Someone should ask Starmer and Mahmood whether they think the Kindertransport, for example, should have been a return ticket. Whether Alf Dubs, rather than becoming a Labour MP and now Lord, ought to have been sent back with his family to Czechoslovakia once it was liberated from German rule.

Right. Hitler's DNA. Brace yourselves for a deluge of misinformation and bad science. I'm in Australia, so do get in touch if you want some expert debunking.

Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?

This 💯 nails most companies approach to AI. What wonderful times we live in.

Woah, after 2147 days, I have finally completed the Duolingo Dutch course. Don't feel like I'm anywhere near fluent though.

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.

Haha, they are so deluded. I voted Green last time and I'll vote Green again next time.

New awareness campaign

Anyone still reading this excuse of a newspaper should be ashamed of themselves.

One of the things I like best about being Python developer is how open and welcoming the community is. Well done PSF for telling the government where to stick it. www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

💯 this, Costa is the worst. Greggs and McDonald's do much better coffee.

Suddenly feel quite patriotic. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just when you think he can't disappoint you any more. Who would replace him though? Wes Streeting? Can't see that improving Labour's fortunes even slightly.

This 5G thing is amazing innit?

at Rachael Reeves have you seen this?

Tell me you didn’t ask anyone in Scotland about your product and without telling me you didn’t ask anyone in Scotland about your product name…

That's great, O2. I live in a valley, there are no other masts...

Ginger!—what the devil is ginger? Sea-coal? firewood?—lucifer matches?—tinder?—gunpowder?—what the devil is ginger, I say

Not sure if I'm more stunned he's doing this or that they're just letting him do all of it.

Do people have any idea how many consecutive stupid decisions have to cascade in order for this specific incident to occur

👀 I thought 'you are the product' only applied when it was free, not when you were paying through the nose for an Oracle licence.

Remember our mantra: Don't Engage, Just Block.

On the centenary of Thatcher's birth, there have been predictable calls for a memorial to her memory. But Britain's 2300 food banks serve that purpose already.

Shakespeare is only enjoyed by hammy actors and nobody understands it anyway.

I like running up hills, but this is a bit ridiculous.

Not happy with what Riot Women did to my local. It was way too colourful.

I was a bit doubtful that traitors would work with celebrities, but it's maybe even better. When Claudia said "people lie to you all the time" it was brilliant.

Farage poisons our media with fascism. Fuck off Farage.

These are glorious images.

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

🤣🤣🤣

Wow, imagine paying for your children NOT to learn a language at school.