So while looking for ducks and swans and coots and geese in the #OrnamentalCanal in #Wapping (and there were many) I also saw this #fish (and a few friends). It’s about 50cm long and appeared to give no fucks. #Respect. 🐟

This #nest is rubbish. Mostly literally. I didn’t manage to get a shot—or rather I didn’t have the patience to wait—but there were a good few eggs under the central bird wrapped in that rather fetching green piece of plastic. #Limehouse #BirdsUK 🪺 🪶 #Coot #Malteasers

#duolingo needs to add a 3rd button: “I don’t give a fuck” #FIFAWorldCup2026

Diverse family of geese. A Canada and a greylag with a couple of floofy goslings. In the #RegentsCanal yesterday. #BirdsUK 🪶

I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something slightly amusing about this sign 😁 💩 🚿 #ThamesWater

Small family of Egypt 🇪🇬 Geese. Odd to see just one gosling. Parents were very quacky, perhaps being extra protective of their sole kiddo. #BirdsUK #RegentsCanal 🪶 🪿

My other favourite YouTube duo :-) youtu.be/9t-5lQ2mzuw?... I wonder how @robwords.com and @jesszafarris.com score on #VocabOwl (70,250 for me)

Interesting view on #slop / #aislop in #writing from mid 20th century. #RoaldDahl 1954 short story, The Great Automatic Grammatizator. youtu.be/xe4nUZqX9Ec?...

www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/he... #BirdsUK 🐝 🦈 🦊 🐸 🦉

#BirdOfTheDay theme today is #WorldOceanDay. Here’s a grey heron at #Velassaru #Maldives. #IndianOcean #LaccadiveSea. 🪶

I see you. Cake please. #BirdOfTheDay #LookingAtYou #Liverpool 🪶 👁️

#Retro setup! #M1 #Mac connecting via a USB C<->A adaptor to a very funky USB 2 hub via a USB B port and then to a rare relic, a #TomTom Go.

#BadFeatherDay #BirdOfTheDay Slightly soggy wood pigeon.

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A bit of snogging. #PigeonSky 🪶 😘

“Do you mind, can we get a bit of privacy here?” #PigeonSky 🪶 #BirdsUK 💕

A solo #BumbleBee decided to leave the #bogBrush plant and visit this one instead. So #floofy and cute 🐝

My #BogBrush plant is very popular with the #bees this spring. We had maybe 3 a couple days ago and more than a dozen today. They’re so cute and #floofy. 🐝 🍯 🚽 🧹

I did enjoy this. 🤣🫈🥃🌭 Well done #colbert and #OnlyInMonroe youtu.be/7DlF5Cf4VLM?...

Coots having a lovely time in the Ornamental Canal in Wapping. 🇬🇧 🪶 #BirdsUK

#floofy #cygnet enjoying the British nearly summer in the Ornamental Canal in #Wapping 🇬🇧 🦢 🪶 #birdsUK

The #ProspectOfWhitby. One of my local pubs. Drinks were served here more than 250 years before the USA became a thing. #pub #cheers🍺

I plugged my TV into the (communal) #satellite socket today for a larf. #Freesat vs #Freeview in the UK has colour channel logos, way more HD channels and all the BBC regions so I can watch the local weather in #Yorkshire. Not watched terrestrial TV in a long time. Presenters all look much older.

2026* will be the year of the #linux desktop! * I’ve been hearing that for 30 years!

Fired up my old (broken keyboard) #chromebook the other day and was greeted with this. The next day #googlebook things showed up on YouTube. Coincidence? To be honest I’m surprised google supported Chromebooks for so long. Problem is a Chromebook is a bit crap without the internet. …

Wow, how much of an #audi or #f1 fanboi do you need to be to pay for this!?! £110!! #revolut

What the water looks like after a #Nespresso #Vertuo descale first pass. ☕️ the descale liquid is a pinkish colour but this is the colour of something else.

Lots of Egyptian Geese in Millwall Dock ce matin. Presumably juveniles. Rare to see so many out for a swim. #BirdsUK 🪶 🇪🇬 🪿

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Disadvantages of a) being retired and b) not watching broadcast TV: 1. Not realising it’s a bank holiday so traffic is minging.

"Does food come out of this thing?" Frank, the neighborhood squirrel questions as he checks out the gazing ball. #SaturdaySquirrel #Mammals #Wildlife #BackyardWildlife #Photography #FunnyAnimals

A coot, having a lovely time, building a nest on his floating island at the edge of #Limehouse Marina toward the Cut. #BirdsUK 🪶 #nest View from the side and a top-down view from a bridge over the water.

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@octopus.energy I was annoyed I missed #electroverse #PlungePricing the other day, but today, hurrah! 25% off at my local by the Sainsbury’s. 👍 ⚡️ 🔋 #EV

It looks like a new Banksy has hit London. This satirical sculpture of a man with a flag blowing on his face striding confidently off a realistic (but plastic) plinth appeared yesterday on Pall Mall. #london #Banksy

If you see this Post, post or quote repost a #Bench #Seat 📷

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Empty cinema for #ProjectHailMary. I was the only person in there. It was so bad (having read the book) that I considered leaving early. The book was excellent. Read that and don’t bother with the movie. 📚💙

#PassportPhoto 🛂 #BirdsUK I think both eyes need to be in the picture. 🪶

It’s fun that the sun shines through the floors of this building at #sunset. 🌆 Somewhere near the #CityOfLondon.

Well I LOLed.

Some sleepy ducks. The one at the back might be trying to be a bit frisky. Trying to be casual about it, anyway. #BirdsUK #duck 🪶 #MillwallDock

Was out for a walk, looking for geese and ducks and wotnot. Found some, sleeping, but also found this #ginger #cat. It might have been looking at a rat or some small bird. I’m sure there’s a #CatSky :-)

The 100% electric #UberBoat ferry at Canary Riverside doing docking trials. Had the Blue Danube music in my head watching this. #Elite #2001 etc. ⛴️ ⚡️ #EV They’ve been doing trials for a loooong time. Hopefully we can ride on it soon.

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#Duolingo is currently teaching me some really terrible AI-sounding English. Full of “not only… but also…”.

Canada 🇨🇦 goose chasing mini gooses in the #LimehouseCut today. #BirdsUK 🪶