So ICE really picking up black people in Chicago??? I don’t know what to believe on the internet anymore.

I’m pretty sure I watched every episode of True Life. It definitely stays.

I’ve found my people 🤗

For the rest of the year, I’m locked in and laser focused.

“Me, myself and I…that’s all I got ‘til eeenndddd”🎶🎤

All white forces. The color distinction is critical.

When did Jim Jones and Nas start beefing???

Also, and this is a big point here: Stop seeing sex as something you do "to" someone and see it as an experience you share "with" someone. Shift your perspective and watch how much more pleasurable sex can be

I was paying $400 a month for 2 hours after school. And they were worse than bill collectors if the payment didn’t go through 😩

I finally watched Game of Thrones and I’m sad I didn’t watch it while it was airing because it is absolutely discussion worthy.

These wings followed by an edible…I can feel my serotonin levels rising already.

Excuse me?

I’m the employee sneaking people shots so we can get through it with a smile.

And she meant that shit from her soul!

Poor communication is really the downfall of so many friendships and relationships. Please use your words when dealing with me.

incel and red pill content is permeating every part of y’all lives. you really believe you are entitled access to women. you really believe all women should give you a chance. you may well be deserving of love and all that shit, but you ain’t entitled to a mf thang.

Target is clearly ok with the profit loss smh

Left my bottle over there and all. I’m not drinking again until July 4th 🫠

Went outside Saturday night and it took me approx 32 hrs to fully recover.

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Stand on business baby.

Messy coworkers really piss me off.

Caitlin Clark is like that annoying ass little white girl in middle school that didn’t fit in with any group and decided to just act out for attention.

Action: Halle, Zazie, Tessa, Danielle, Leticia Drama: Angela, Viola, Alfre, Dominique, Aunjanue Cameos: Queen & Regina

Sport mode is for when I’m running late and I’m trying to beat my supervisor to work.

She asked her lawyer if he got the paperwork and his lawyer was still waiting on the retainer fee. He needs to sign quickly and hush.

This song was considered a flop and I still don’t understand how. Same with Bongos.

Social media solves more crimes than the police.

Bring back good comedy specials. These new ones are trash.

Chris Brown defended Tory Lanez then got his ass locked up for old assault charges.

Who is cutting onions in here?!!!?!🥹

Season 5 of YOU…I’m so confused.

Uncle Sam. He’ll know when to talk that shit and when to sit back and focus. Auntie would overstimulate me 😩

They see what happened to Target and said shiiiiiiii

Nobody tells you when you get a management position you are going to spend 75% of your week in meetings.

I see ya’ll still got some sense over here. I was starting to lose hope. Twitter is full of Shannon Sharpe think pieces and ya’ll are having a friendly debate about potatoes. I’m not mad at it.

Kevin Gates is so….insert whatever you want here.

Went to the drive thru to order food…pulled up to the window and they hand me the food and she came back and asked if I needed anything else. I was still sitting there waiting on the food she just gave me.

I feel like me and pollen have unsettled beef and I get jumped every time I walk out the door.

I miss that first month on this app where everybody was nice.

Aruba Mykonos Japan

Navigating friendships has been a challenge lately. I don’t like the idea of ONLY doing things together that’s on a calendar and planned 30+ days in advance. That’s too formal for me for a friendship.

Me this morning in a meeting about KPIs that I didn’t create 😂

Forget the 48 Laws of Power, have you ever read Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations? Do you practice self discipline? Or do you just want to learn how to manipulate others instead?

Did the BlueSky roast just give me a new username? 🤔

I was 16

People look at me crazy when I say this and then name all the Js they think are comfortable.

That’s a tasty spider.

Love UGK but I gotta pick OutKast