Makerfield is my constituency. Andy Burnham lives locally and should, in normal times, absolutely piss a by-election. Unfortunately, these are far from normal and Reform absolutely battered Labour in the Local Elections. As much as I'm made up, this is far from a given.

Wes Streeting? FFS What's the fucking point?

Deepdale tonight for PNE vs Coventry. Looking forward to it. Never been there before and get to see Harrison Armstrong against a decent midfield as well.

Four PGMOL officials have seen that incident, two with the aid of a replay, and still decided it was a penalty. Four supposedly highly trained PGMOL officials. It's either woeful ineptitude or systemic corruption.

Gutted we're leaving Majorca this morning. Will definitely miss waking up to views like this.

If the Roma game serves as the final test event, that gives credence to the rumours about the 1st league game there being delayed.

Cole Palmer. Just taken this game by the scruff of the neck. Chelsea's one and only redeeming feature. What a player

Can't think of a single redeeming feature of Chelsea FC. Hope Betis embarrass them tonight.

That's a fucking penalty for any other team. That ball is going to Ndiaye if it doesn't hit Livramento's hand. Fucking counts that PGMOL

Watching Sam Fender's set at the Big Weekend, and he's class. Hoping we're not at home 1st game of next season so I can go and see him at Wythenshawe Park 🤞

What a save that was!

These United & Spurs players are embarrassing. Supposed to be elite fucking Athletes and they're rolling around like primadonnas.

I take it that you weren't asked, @tim-duffy.bsky.social 😂😂

I was doing OK until this kicked in. Something just broke inside, and before I knew it, I was crying. 40yrs of coming to Goodison Park just caught up with me and I lost it for a few moments there.

Red Rum Club were brilliant tonight at Aintree! Perfect start to the weekend

Big Nev. The Greatest. David Silva was special. Just oozed class.

Good Afternoon from Costa del Gateacre

Reidy 😂😂😂

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Could easily make all 5 changes at HT here. Shite

Yeah, the game was mostly shite, but what a day! Goodison looked at her brilliant best today. The 1878's should be proud of what they've accomplished the last few years 👏 Bramley Moore has a lot to live up to! #UTFT

Our last dance 🥹 Thank you Goodison Park💙

Are City fans "boycotting" their game again? 😕

Loving this weather! Forza Weekday Drinking

We really do have the worst refs in Europe. Absolutely ridiculous decision again by the self-important PGMOL gobshites

Lived here for over 6 months and, my next door neighbours have chosen today to out themselves as Kopites. Sake

Everton have good lads, who work hard. Very few technicians though. Ndiaye and Garner apart, we're awful with the ball on the ground. We'll struggle in games like this until that changes. 🤞 that happens this summer.

There are excellent journalists at the @liverpoolecho.co.uk I'd count Joe Thomas amongst them. However, can someone please have a word with the sub-editors? Every headline reads like cryptic click-bait. It's childish and annoying. Sort it out

Need The Shite for a little acca to come in. Naturally, they're going to fuck me over

Seems like a pretty apt way to start the afternoon. And we're down to 3 💙 #GoodisonPark #UTFT

Watching this United game is like listening to a fan's watchalong. Fucking grim

Arsenal's gamesmanship wins them the tie tonight. Haven't seen a team, not managed by Sean Dyche, time waste at Goodison like Arsenal did the other week. Absolute piss-boilers

Made up for McIlroy there. Brilliant weekend of Sport that

Fuck it! I'm having a whisky. This is too tense #TheMasters

I see the Premier League and the TV companies still haven't bothered to take their grubby little fingers out of their arses long enough to give us a KO Time & Date for Goodison's final game then. Gobshites, the lot of them.

It seems to feel more and more poignant each time we go to Goodison. Three more to go.

Mikel Arteta is Sean Dyche with better players. Arsenal are by far the worst team in the League for restarts. Take an age over every single one.

Think Moyes is playing for 1 nil here 🙈

Keeping England at a sanitised Wembley, apart from the odd summer game, was so short-sighted by the FA. It's supposed to be the National team. Take it back out on the road and you'll see this more often.

Be arsed with Sky moving the Southampton game to the Monday night. That's our fucking day. Absolutely fuck all will be riding on it. No reason at all for them to do it at all

The Shite have lost but Newcastle have won a trophy

As well as Branthwaite, Adam Wharton missing from that England squad is ridiculous. Especially when you consider that Henderson's been bought back in. England consistently make it so difficult for me to generate any sort of enthusiasm for Int'l football.

Taking the Mrs to see Teddy Swims tonight. Brownie points for when I tell her I'm off to the States with The Toffees 😉

Still after a ticket for tonight's game, if there's any knocking about. Can meet at the ground. #EFC #UTFT @evertonspares.bsky.social

@evertonspares.bsky.social Still looking for a ticket for tonight's match if there's any knocking about? #UTFT

Bit of a longshot, I know but, are there any spares for Wolves flying about? After a couple

Still can't get my head around the fact Michael Oliver had this view and still didn't think it warranted a red card. The man is supposed to be this country's best referee, ffs!

Guys you're still trying to fix the US. I told you we can't do it. But we can recreate it in the aggregate.

Cunha is going to lose a few games for Wolves after that. What the fuck was he thinking?

Michael Oliver is truly awful referee. What a bellend