Me when a vegetarian thinks I'm the same as them morally

Here's your regular reminder that honey isn't vegan. Bees work harder than you at your 9-to-5 job, and they don't even get a pay raise. Support these tiny union workers - skip the honey.

My fav childhood sweets, now vegan Thanks to Aldi 👐🏽

Imagine bragging on social media that your dog patiently waited for you to let him attack 3 harmless rabbits 😵‍💫🙃

UK Pubs 364 days of the year for vegan food Vs UK Pubs Christmas day

I don't care what those snowflakes say, I'm still calling it milk

I went vegan to save animals, but honestly, it’s worth it just to annoy steak enthusiasts who think salt is a seasoning

Got me a vegan advent calendar from mummy meegz So I'm glad I saw this. Not that I needed permission or anything.. 😅

Going 100% vegan is so much better than that other thing...

Things I’ve learned since going vegan: 1. You can slice someone’s throat and still love them 2. The word “need” can also mean “Could easily live without but kinda want” 3. The word “humane” can literally mean anything you want it to mean

Why do they make vegan shoes look like real shoes? 😜

Being #vegan is now officially cheaper 😅

I love how they all say they would do anything to save the planet…except give up beef, single-use plastic, or their third holiday of the year.

Going #vegan isn’t just for the animals or the planet - it’s also for those 3 seconds of peace when no one’s asking about your protein intake

1. The difference so far (and for god's sake let's keep it that way) between X and Bluesky is not between right and left but between abuse and respect. A good society is built on mutual respect. But what does this mean? A short thread.🧵

The real mystery of life: How is my fridge always full of food I don’t want to eat?

Went to my mates, he made a 100% #vegan chocolate cheesecake 👌🏽 36/10 Epic stuff

I don't think I could ever have a child. Someone who cries and shits themselves....shouldn't be a father

Tell McDonald’s it's time to sell vegan McNuggets. www.change.org/p/mak...

Saw a ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ sign today. Still waiting for the sequel, ‘Cry, Panic, Order Takeaway

🆘 This goes for all you nonVegan #environmentalists as well:

I've been on and off on twitter for a few years now. Here, defo is a breath of fresh air 👌🏽

If plants have feelings, then we should all apologise to our lettuce. I mean, ‘Sorry mate, but you’re easier to catch than a chicken.’

As seem as everyone else is asking the question- hello? This thing on? Testing testing 123...

Nothing quite says ‘power move’ like ordering a vegan burger in a steakhouse. I’ll take my lettuce with a side of carbon footprint savings, thanks 👌🏽 I haven't done it yet. It's on my bucket list, though

This is much like the old Twitter at first glance Very impressive