"Kindaaa messed up how I don't have a purpose now."

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"You can just call me Candy, it's nice to meet you, Club."

"I don't believe we've met yet." Smiling.

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"Hey." He says it so casually lmaoo.

Sits next to the bench. Giant bug creature just chilling nearby lmao.

"No, I season them right."

"I eat bigots for breakfast."

"Utterly adorable." Settling down next to him, tails curling around them both.

"It's been 13 years, huh?" Sitting in quiet contemplation again.

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He takes notice of the look on his face. "Something up..?" Coming over to see him.

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"Oh, shall I prepare their corpses for consumption??"

"Uh oh WHO are we beheading."

"Hell yeah."

"Awwww... Moony, you are being SO damn cute right now."

"These? These are wine glasses, but i use them for more than just wine. Just about anything can go in these." Pouring him a fizzy faz.

"WHOA. Color me impressed! You're like me, I can procure just about anything food item." Going to taste the cake next.

"Oh, I might have one or two of those." Getting them each out a fancy glass to sip from.

"Hmmm.... okay, get me a gold-plated cake." Grinning.

He sets Moondrop down carefully, skittwring off to get them both a sugary drink. "What'cha want, babe?"

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"So what all can you do, hm?"

Carrying him back into his burrow, a quite cozy place, for a hole in the ground. "Make yourself at home here, sugar."

"You are!! Come on, let's go back to my place, yes?"

"Of course it does! This'll be like home in no time at all."

FOOD? Food.

Ducking a little, he goes through the paralooped portal and into their house. From there, he's quick to start making them a nest in the master bedroom.

"You're such a sweet little thing.." Bringing him up close for a little nuzzle against his cheek.

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"You already know my name? damn you are like a genie."

"Okaaay.. I'm Candy, and I know I look pretty fancy, but don't get it twisted, I'm nobody special."

"What's your name, huh? your bell is coming home with me."

Freezing, looking towards the sudden presence. "OH, so this thing summons a butler like a genie?? interesting.."

Giving it a ring as he leaves the area, still toying with it in his hand.

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Picking up the bell with a claw and forefinger, squinting at it. "This is going in my shiny collection."

"Awww that was so cute.... do it again." Rubbing his cheek with a finger, also purring.

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