Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!

What if it turns out the Wachowskis are red-green colorblind

Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates

I don't care what you think, I think Little Twin Stars are both homophobes

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

I'm literally doing this with Big|Brave's newest album right now (it was released last year and I am slow)

Bumping my database of intersex ownvoices books + a bonus list of ALL books by Black intersex authors, for #IntersexAWarenessWeek!

WTAF!

Today, most of my work day has been chilling with one of my favorite regulars for a little bit and then trying to get a printer to work for much longer

Sunrise Project in Lawrence also does 2 community meals and a community cafe next month, Jax project has a community meal at Homeless Resource Center on Mondays, and Food Not Bombs does a community meal at ECM on Sunday afternoons and also distributes food downtown Sunday evening

Here in Lawrence I really recommend: * Just Food * ECM Veggie Lunch * LINK www.justfoodks.org www.ecmku.org/veggie-lunch-1 www.linklawrence.org (The last 2 are faith-based but interfaith & no restrictions on the religion of people getting the donations and no proselytization.)

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

The Spectre

The Furie frog has actually been used for protest. Hong Kong people used it to advocate against police brutality and extradition to china

Happy Horror Month to goth Daddy, bisexual icon Vincent Price.

wow, which common vaccine was it?

The White House East wing thing should be a plot point in a National Treasure movie. Who's the best hot young character actor to play Nicholas Cage's disgraced neice or nephew who hunts for treasure?

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

It turns out Chairman Kaga on The Iron Chef is an actor and not actually a fabulously wealthy man who bankrolls chef battles

My win today was telling a coworker to please alert my manager to any issues regarding other coworkers as opposed to telling me to talk to them about it bc that is very much not my job ✌️

Another day, another track off this album I'm obsessed with youtu.be/UheyF-alyxw?...

Who robbed the louvre? Right answers only

I can't find any local mascot (read: from Kansas or the KC metro) that beats Slugger. What prompts this is I saw the Willie Wildcat costume for the first time and I hate it

Does the Wednesday series have a gag where Pugley has to spell his name "Pugsleigh"? If not, give me $50 and you can use that idea

When I say "bourgeoisie," I mean people who are sharing a blanket with me

The only prayers that count are the ones made by little old ladies

I am having a day exactly opposite of yesterday, and I'm hoping that I was really able to help someone out. (She kept being like OH NO THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD and I kept being like "hey man we've still got like 5 other things to try")

Oceans 11 sequel also called oceans 11 bc one of Danny Oceans crew died on the previous heist and the 10 other people have different stories about what happened, which they go through one by one. The new 11th person is a spirit medium who clears everything up. This movie will be 5 hours long

Publicity still for KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK (1978) When I was a little kid, I didn't realize Kiss was a band. I thought it was a cult of murderous mimes. RIP Ace

The day turned around when I heavily enforced some boundaries (boundaries such as "no one look at me I'm dealing with 2 large projects and 1 smaller one")

This is really funny but also horrible news for me, someone who was dedicated to hate-playing a David Cage star wars game

Only been at work 2 and a half hours and I'm already sick of it, time to break out the big guns youtu.be/cPzQ9wsYT0Q?...

We are now watching The Illusionist (2006), starring Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, and Edward Norton's fake goatee thing

I'm off vacation for 2 days (not counting team-building stuff) and day 2 has me like

uDd eeI'm soo s;o srory I ,, thoug,ht ,Sam ,Rai,mi was iin Van Hlaanee.. I'm soo ;;assham.ed ..I ht.hinnk I m' gonona ppukke

I'm going to quit my job and pivot to having beautiful nails and livestreaming me slowly doing scrathers

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

We're watching The Shining

youtu.be/EajgPLtHUXc?... I listened to this song like 5 or 6 times today alone

Hore

The members of Goblin. This would be a much better country if we celebrated Goblin Day every October rather than Columbus Day. youtu.be/esUBqxsiJ-s?...

Thinkin about the UFO (1970) submarine uniforms again

I had a bunch of younger coworkers be like "no way!" when I revealed I was 28 and I was like "thanks for making me feel a little younger, kids, but like...what?"

Turns out Cthulhu was the friends we made along way

Getting banned from the local convention for bringing a real katamari (a yoga ball covered in double sided tape)

I was so close to getting to the point in cultist simulator where I could perform rites and then I lost the run :/ I JUST WANNA SUMMON SPOOKY THINGS TO KILL MY ENEMIES WITH

We have determined that Mario was baptized as a child but his parents forgot to have Luigi baptized.

it's not FOR us

I believe I have finally hit the upper limit of how much I can play video games in one week (my setup includes slouching over my keyboard while sitting on the floor so getting 20 hours in is literally painful)