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BILL OAKLEY
about 12 hours ago
Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!
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What if it turns out the Wachowskis are red-green colorblind
about 13 hours ago
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Razzball
3 days ago
Being Pope means just receiving baseball jerseys all day long of teams he hates
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I don't care what you think, I think Little Twin Stars are both homophobes
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Alexandria Stone
5 days ago
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
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I'm literally doing this with Big|Brave's newest album right now (it was released last year and I am slow)
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Bogi Takács / SONG OF SPORES coming Nov 2025!
4 days ago
Bumping my database of intersex ownvoices books + a bonus list of ALL books by Black intersex authors, for
#IntersexAWarenessWeek
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Kombiz Lavasany
4 days ago
WTAF!
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Today, most of my work day has been chilling with one of my favorite regulars for a little bit and then trying to get a printer to work for much longer
4 days ago
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Sunrise Project in Lawrence also does 2 community meals and a community cafe next month, Jax project has a community meal at Homeless Resource Center on Mondays, and Food Not Bombs does a community meal at ECM on Sunday afternoons and also distributes food downtown Sunday evening
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Bogi Takács / SONG OF SPORES coming Nov 2025!
6 days ago
Here in Lawrence I really recommend: * Just Food * ECM Veggie Lunch * LINK
www.justfoodks.org
www.ecmku.org/veggie-lunch-1
www.linklawrence.org
(The last 2 are faith-based but interfaith & no restrictions on the religion of people getting the donations and no proselytization.)
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Mikki Kendall
7 days ago
If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
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Justin McElroy
7 days ago
The Spectre
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Victor Von Doomscroll
7 days ago
The Furie frog has actually been used for protest. Hong Kong people used it to advocate against police brutality and extradition to china
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Mr. Joshua
8 days ago
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Hillary Monahan
8 days ago
Happy Horror Month to goth Daddy, bisexual icon Vincent Price.
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rob
9 days ago
wow, which common vaccine was it?
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The White House East wing thing should be a plot point in a National Treasure movie. Who's the best hot young character actor to play Nicholas Cage's disgraced neice or nephew who hunts for treasure?
9 days ago
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🏳️⚧️ Josephine Riesman
10 days ago
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
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It turns out Chairman Kaga on The Iron Chef is an actor and not actually a fabulously wealthy man who bankrolls chef battles
11 days ago
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My win today was telling a coworker to please alert my manager to any issues regarding other coworkers as opposed to telling me to talk to them about it bc that is very much not my job ✌️
11 days ago
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Another day, another track off this album I'm obsessed with
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The Witch
YouTube video by Lung - Topic
https://youtu.be/UheyF-alyxw?si=GYL6GvVs96r_q_cx
11 days ago
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Who robbed the louvre? Right answers only
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14 days ago
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I can't find any local mascot (read: from Kansas or the KC metro) that beats Slugger. What prompts this is I saw the Willie Wildcat costume for the first time and I hate it
14 days ago
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Does the Wednesday series have a gag where Pugley has to spell his name "Pugsleigh"? If not, give me $50 and you can use that idea
14 days ago
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When I say "bourgeoisie," I mean people who are sharing a blanket with me
15 days ago
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The only prayers that count are the ones made by little old ladies
16 days ago
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I am having a day exactly opposite of yesterday, and I'm hoping that I was really able to help someone out. (She kept being like OH NO THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD and I kept being like "hey man we've still got like 5 other things to try")
16 days ago
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Oceans 11 sequel also called oceans 11 bc one of Danny Oceans crew died on the previous heist and the 10 other people have different stories about what happened, which they go through one by one. The new 11th person is a spirit medium who clears everything up. This movie will be 5 hours long
16 days ago
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Gaijin Rando
16 days ago
Publicity still for KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK (1978) When I was a little kid, I didn't realize Kiss was a band. I thought it was a cult of murderous mimes. RIP Ace
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The day turned around when I heavily enforced some boundaries (boundaries such as "no one look at me I'm dealing with 2 large projects and 1 smaller one")
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16 days ago
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This is really funny but also horrible news for me, someone who was dedicated to hate-playing a David Cage star wars game
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17 days ago
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Only been at work 2 and a half hours and I'm already sick of it, time to break out the big guns
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IMPERIAL TRIUMPHANT - Pleasuredome (feat. Dave Lombardo & Tomas Haake) (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Century Media Records
https://youtu.be/cPzQ9wsYT0Q?si=x652s-bFansocELU
17 days ago
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We are now watching The Illusionist (2006), starring Edward Norton, Paul Giamatti, and Edward Norton's fake goatee thing
17 days ago
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I'm off vacation for 2 days (not counting team-building stuff) and day 2 has me like
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17 days ago
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uDd eeI'm soo s;o srory I ,, thoug,ht ,Sam ,Rai,mi was iin Van Hlaanee.. I'm soo ;;assham.ed ..I ht.hinnk I m' gonona ppukke
17 days ago
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I'm going to quit my job and pivot to having beautiful nails and livestreaming me slowly doing scrathers
18 days ago
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gamera obscura
18 days ago
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
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We're watching The Shining
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18 days ago
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I listened to this song like 5 or 6 times today alone
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Firespell
YouTube video by Lung - Topic
https://youtu.be/EajgPLtHUXc?si=32Rlxiua2nE2ceUY
18 days ago
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱
20 days ago
Hore
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Gaijin Rando
20 days ago
The members of Goblin. This would be a much better country if we celebrated Goblin Day every October rather than Columbus Day.
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Popeye Otaku
20 days ago
Thinkin about the UFO (1970) submarine uniforms again
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I had a bunch of younger coworkers be like "no way!" when I revealed I was 28 and I was like "thanks for making me feel a little younger, kids, but like...what?"
20 days ago
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Turns out Cthulhu was the friends we made along way
22 days ago
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Getting banned from the local convention for bringing a real katamari (a yoga ball covered in double sided tape)
22 days ago
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I was so close to getting to the point in cultist simulator where I could perform rites and then I lost the run :/ I JUST WANNA SUMMON SPOOKY THINGS TO KILL MY ENEMIES WITH
22 days ago
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We have determined that Mario was baptized as a child but his parents forgot to have Luigi baptized.
22 days ago
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cow tools daily
23 days ago
it's not FOR us
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I believe I have finally hit the upper limit of how much I can play video games in one week (my setup includes slouching over my keyboard while sitting on the floor so getting 20 hours in is literally painful)
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