True enlightenment is not really caring that much about the Avatar films but also being committed to not making that anybody else's problem.

Time to engage the Christmas spirit by walking the entirety of Lake Street for no real reason

Hey Mark, ask 99% of Americans if their private insurance let's them just go see a specialist without a primary care referral. I bet the answer surprises you!

As far as I can tell from Tik Tok the show Chicago Med is just 50% doctors yelling at Oliver Platt and the other 50% is them refusing to ever honor your DNR

Self Portrait of an Election Judge (2025)

Any mayoral candidate who promises to put the Pohlads in jail will get my #1 ranking

Would genuinely love an explanation for signing onto this

Nightmare blunt rotation

We're so back

Gave it an honest shot but it's tough when your pitch immediately starts with "Paul Wellstone was a moderate"

Today I went for a bike ride from the Windom Neighborhood to the top of uptown while interacting with basically zero traffic due to the new paths on Bryant and Hennepin. The haters are furious.

Lol come on

Emails from my nightmares

I will be doing a full 2 hour set of Hold Steady covers, get ready America

To the 10 people who can actually see my apartment window: get ready to look at my Fateh-Davis-Hampton sign

Losing my mind in the back of this frontier flight that was diverted from Kansas City to Sioux Falls.

Sturgill Simpson at Red Rocks playing Whiter Shade of Gray with lightning in the background >>>>>>>>>>>

😑

Brian, what are you going to do on your last full day in Chicago?

Oh sure, when the AI wastes all of our water it's fine but when this guy is thirsty it's a problem

I love you, Windom neighbors 💔

Top golf employees have got to be in hell right now with a new Happy Gilmore movie out

Diesel fumes and wildfire smoke actually cancel each other out, nobody ever talks about that

I'd like to make an amendment that I be allowed to hoop in the background while I wait to see if I am upgraded

With the Wolves and Lynx both playing so well for a few years now it was important to bring the misery and dread back to the Target Center where it belongs

Hey man, now would be the time to actually do something besides PR

Remembering fondly that time Jacob Frey told us about how much he would fight Trump policies. You know, like, 3 days ago at the conventions.

The AI closed captions at Ward 11 have been wild lmao

Ward 11 let's get it moving

This nearly decade old @edsbs.bsky.social tweet remains undefeated.

This seems like such a miserable way to live your life.

Scrunchies remain great

Timberwolves knocking the Lakers out the day before The Hold Steady start a 4 day party in Minneapolis. This may as well be my personal heaven.

Wolves imo

The last thing you see before your ankle injury leads to cardiac arrest somehow

The Twins should not be playing the Cardinals on opening day. This is unnatural

Confession: before every episode of The Pitt, I say "Oh shit, Party Pit" in Craig Finn's voice.

In honor of now being *craig finn voice* 33 forever youtu.be/h8S846Em19Q?...

Just quit journalism if this is your position. Absolutely worthless.

Just resign if this is going to be your response

Hear me out, real "adults in the room" would not spend as much time seething mad about what a bunch of internet people post about them as these people do.

Apologies to the Yacht Club but this is the news of the day for me, personally

Honestly how dare ESPN show me KAT in a Knicks uniform while I am this stressed out

For the record Fed Ex, it's fine if my package is delayed because of a rattlesnake. Please don't imply that the drivers should be taking on random venomous snakes

I like the idea that Justin Jefferson wears his pads and jersey at home for eating pizza

Have a lot of thoughts about certain local insurance news that may get me in trouble, so here's my top 5 played artists instead

Don't you dare disturb me while I'm in my Indie Sleaze Vocal Ensemble Heartland Rock season

Was bitten by a radioactive infant and now have become...

When Craig sings a new song and it name drops Minneapolis locations