I ain't even gonna ask.

What the fuck.

It's... uh.

Uh..... yeah. Yeah, it sure is.

Well... that's why I'm tellin' you. Don't forget.

You call a different Halfling 'shrimpy,' they're liable to crack ya for it. [He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]

What the fuck

Hey, kid, you lookin' for a job?

He doesn't join the laughter or smile, but there's an air of quiet self-satisfaction as he strings his bow.

"Fire elementals are hot."

What the hells.

I'm 'bout to teach this kid so many fuckin' swears.

He opens his mouth to argue, to point out that supervision was [his] job. But he thinks better of it and closes it with a shrug. "She seems old enough t'understand when to use 'em, though, don't she? Willowy thing like that, she better learn quick."

"Like we did it for fun? It was survival." ...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud. He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.

"So you're both sheltered, then."

"Listen, stranger - she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to know. I'd killed and led troups in ambushes at her age."

"You gonna stop me?"

She knows him so well! Phew, no doghouse.

She's Scrying him right now, isn't she.

You did not forge me through the pain. I chose to be better.

Whose sassy lost children are these?

No..... say it ain't so........

Ril's the actress here, go buzz in her ear.

Does he get less unbearable now?

Think if I stepped on his foot, he'd break in half?

True

You're my home.

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What

If my devotion, my adoration, becomes violent? Will you stop me? Will anyone?

I just woke up, come on...

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Your battle is my battle; we fight together.

You're a perceptive on, ain't ya? (Rolling eyes in 3'4")

I said 'How's the weather up there?'

That's kinda personal.

What the fuck's a horse boy

I'll take it under consideration and get back to ya.

Perhaps those scales make ya look fat.

Nah, not your kind. Just you.

No prison pocket, noted.

you’ve softened me up. like you took a meat tenderizer to my heart

||*mashes ril and tarkith together like barbies and throws them to opposite sides of the room* mutual pining

You look like you were built with spare parts.

||adding that Tarkith's a halfling because I forgot to tell anyone anywhere lol

||sobbing

I fuckin' hate it here.

i'm trying to have a touching reunion with my girlfriend can you all stop being dumbasses for TWO MINUTES