Well. "What's up?" takes up more vertical space in the column where I read stuff and doesn't offer any more functionality over the post button.

Little do they know I've been listening to theflashbulb.bandcamp.com/album/opus-a... for the past two weeks for free!

Okay seriously, if your storefront is a social media feed + a telegram…no. I want to see what you sell. And in a 'This is an organized list of what we sell' form. Not 'Hey, here's our social media timeline that has product announcements in it.'

Post a game that you remember playing that no one else remembers

My home river is the Huron. (I wish I were reminded of this by news stories about water treatment overflow discharges less often, though.)

Slightly diminish a game: Inconvenience!

Slightly diminish a band. Tinn blimp.

Wiping the static off the CRT after you turn it off then smelling your hand.

The works of Carlo Gesualdo de Venosa. Him being a bad person doesn't affect my enjoyment of them anyway, but they're /really/ good and he's a bad person.

My original role-model for how to be a giant animal Every time I'm macro owes a bit to him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUO...

Merry Christmas, Creatures!

Just for the record, I am not interested in: - Your book - Your app - Your vibe coding platform - Whatever the heck else you're shilling. Look like a person and not a brand expanding its social graph when you follow or get blocked.

Other ways to contact me: XMPP: my forename here, as well as firro dot cx as the domain Same for email! Signal: Forename here and .01 Telegram: My forename You can also follow where I actually post: @lightspill.tailswish.industries.ap.brid.gy

Thirteen! I have used: Rotary Phones Encyclopedias Floppies Phonographs Dialup Film Cursive (barely) Checkbooks Typewriters Dictionaries VCRs Paper maps and Walkmen (The print in the phone directory was too small for me to see.)

I still think Eric Schmidt deserves a lot more credit for making the world a terrible place in the long term.

🐀🤝🐿 Land Rat-Tree Rat Solidarity ;3

No one bores like Gaston Garners snores like Gaston Is as much less appealing than chores as Gaston

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Write a macro/micro story in only three words: Down you go!

#macroFurry …okay, but seriously……Cosmigami. Cosmigami. *Cosmigami* #justRidiculouslyUnreasonablyLarge

@moderation.bsky.app Thank you!

My bridged account, bsky.app/profile/ligh... is reactivated! If you want to read more things I post and less macro-focused that is where to do it!

♪ Be My Little Stimfriend ♪

This sounds like fun. I'm always fascinated by other people's non-sexual interests. I don't know that I'd give a NUMBER rating, but definitely sentiments.

Bluesky implements 'Shrinking-as-a-Service' over IP. Plethora of 'Slightly diminish a friend' posts follows.

I very much appreciate sites like Bluesky letting you pick between the 'dim' dark theme and the 'actually dark' dark theme. It is a source of endless rage to me how many 'dark themes' are actually 'light medium grey on dark medium grey'.

I’ll admit, I’m not all sweetness and light. A part of why I like to be a nice macro is “Being ignorant of or disregarding the welfare of creatures tinier than myself is not /worthy/ of the dignity of a marvelous, grand creature such as I!”

Well, you know how in Zamonia Wolpertings are able to derive actual physical sustenance and health from affection? …I think i work like that.

Cursed Macro: A cyberpunk dystopia where macros get paid to draw ads on their pawpads in neon marker. “This stomp brought to you by Arby’s!”

Now that it is past Thanksgiving, I can play my favorite Christmas song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Ko...

Micros and nanos building what looks like siege equipment so they can blow kisses with enough force to reach the giants looming above them.

I was right. I *would* have liked Zootopia 2 more if it has been Nick and Judy romping around various biomes with a snake while a melodic through-line played. The animation was great, the character was great except where the plot wrecked it, and the plot was not very good.

Hopefully a lot bigger than horses, though? I, for one, salute our new fluffy-pawed overlords.

♪ I'd like to teach the world to geque in perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my paws and keep it company ♪

I've never liked 'toony' as the term for 'nothing to see here' style null. To me, it carries the connotation that the person so described is an expurgated approximation of something else, rather than a fully realized type for whom sexuality is irrelevant.

Life Goals ;3

Retribution is utterly without merit. Punishing the guilty is a moral evil /per se/ and any suffering they experience can only be justified in terms of proportionate gain through deterrence and rehabilitation. Justice requires prioritizing a rich life for the guilty as much as protection for others.

In case you were curious which picture of dingoes was the best, it's this one: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

It seems fairly obvious… If someone asked *me* to write the next James Bond tomorrow it'd start with the newly selected 007 being put through the 'James Bond' conditioning/implantation program that instills the particular brand of Anglosupremacist psychopathic violence…

The Casus Belli, the reason for conflict, can be nebulous, large, and ill-defined However there is usually a particular aspect that joins the nebulous to the concrete and brings about the act, what you might call the Casus Belli-Button.

I love this commercial. "GUTEN TAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!" "JOHANNES BRAHMS!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOsb...

And then there was the martial art, favorite by mice and rabbits, that redirects your attacker’s mass-energy in such a way that they ended up an inch tall. Dexterity then allows their now-tiny form to be snatched from the air.

Sudden Thought: Macro Cringer. No, not Battlecat, Cringer. - Can keep everyone safe - Big enough there’s nothing to fear - Doesn’t have to sacrifice his innate disposition to fulfil his duty - PurRrrrRrrrRrrr #macroFurry

If a marten is a smolverine, Is a wolverine a larjten?

“Villain” whose origin story is having got a question on an astronomy exam wrong once and then feeling self-conscious about it. Kind, gentle, intelligent, driven: They will take over the world and start a research program to allow them to embiggen themself enough…

Have you ever noticed that, in the US, grownups watch talk shows and kits give them backtalk, While, in the UK, the grownups watch chat shows and the kits give them backchat?

Honestly, if the Zootopia 2 movie were 45 minutes of animals chasing each other through cool locales while an ominous melodic through-line plays, like in the teaser, I'd probably like it more than whatever it's actually going to be.

*points at spot on right handpaw* "Right here."

The fox felt the house shake and lift as huge cracks formed in the roof and vertically down the walls. "Next time," said the raccoon, their glowing blue eyes looking down between their fingers as the house came to resemble their cupped hands, "Don't try to hide in a world I'm *animating*."