Who could have guessed that all I needed to do to find good squirrel media is pick up the most popular thing with 'Squirrel' in the title? That almost never works!

Squirrels are emotionally resilient. Dr. Doom knows what's up ;3

Oh god, they made the consent bone real.

And here you see the fearsome, wild Dire Fox/Squirrel catching and playing with Rhagien, a delightful wolf. Drawn by @deliveryfoxstudios.bsky.social #macroFurry #sizeSky #paw #plantigrate #fullPadded

Well, now that Kurzgesagt mentioned planet sized balls of yarn, I'm going to be thinking about cats of matching scale. sofurry.com/s/yndPBxqn Here's one, if you like planetary cats. #macroFurry #sizeSky

Why would I want to eat buses when I /could/ just get big enough to play model railroad with the world and install /all the mass transit/?

You can just use Mt. for me instead of Mx. until April.

As it is March, allow me to inform you that I am now bigger than you¹. ¹ Assuming you want me to be. I mean if you want to outgrow me, I won't complain.

M − 3 Days. Muahaha.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=93SM... This song really makes me want to be *enormous*, pounce around, and make it *everybody's* problem.

Sorry, dude, I don't care how progressive your brand, if it's a brand and it follows me, it's blocked.

Animals the same species as the fursonas of their close friends work well, too.

Why, hello there, little friend, I am positively delighted to meet you! I believe @alefgp.bsky.social did a wonderful job of capturing my approach of excited, hyperfocused attention. #macroFurry

The last time I tried one of those they took the site down before anyone ever got around to asking me anything.

Another reason 'Truth' and 'Beauty' would be better names than 'Top' and 'Bottom'. And just think of the Star Trek episodes you'd get out of the name 'Antitruth Particle'.

No force on earth has made me not lick a cut when I get one, nor has it stopped me from gnawchewing splinters out.

Well. "What's up?" takes up more vertical space in the column where I read stuff and doesn't offer any more functionality over the post button.

Little do they know I've been listening to theflashbulb.bandcamp.com/album/opus-a... for the past two weeks for free!

Okay seriously, if your storefront is a social media feed + a telegram…no. I want to see what you sell. And in a 'This is an organized list of what we sell' form. Not 'Hey, here's our social media timeline that has product announcements in it.'

Post a game that you remember playing that no one else remembers

My home river is the Huron. (I wish I were reminded of this by news stories about water treatment overflow discharges less often, though.)

Slightly diminish a game: Inconvenience!

Slightly diminish a band. Tinn blimp.

Wiping the static off the CRT after you turn it off then smelling your hand.

The works of Carlo Gesualdo de Venosa. Him being a bad person doesn't affect my enjoyment of them anyway, but they're /really/ good and he's a bad person.

My original role-model for how to be a giant animal Every time I'm macro owes a bit to him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBUO...

Merry Christmas, Creatures!

Just for the record, I am not interested in: - Your book - Your app - Your vibe coding platform - Whatever the heck else you're shilling. Look like a person and not a brand expanding its social graph when you follow or get blocked.

Other ways to contact me: XMPP: my forename here, as well as firro dot cx as the domain Same for email! Signal: Forename here and .01 Telegram: My forename You can also follow where I actually post: @lightspill.tailswish.industries.ap.brid.gy

Thirteen! I have used: Rotary Phones Encyclopedias Floppies Phonographs Dialup Film Cursive (barely) Checkbooks Typewriters Dictionaries VCRs Paper maps and Walkmen (The print in the phone directory was too small for me to see.)

I still think Eric Schmidt deserves a lot more credit for making the world a terrible place in the long term.

🐀🤝🐿 Land Rat-Tree Rat Solidarity ;3

No one bores like Gaston Garners snores like Gaston Is as much less appealing than chores as Gaston

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Write a macro/micro story in only three words: Down you go!

#macroFurry …okay, but seriously……Cosmigami. Cosmigami. *Cosmigami* #justRidiculouslyUnreasonablyLarge

@moderation.bsky.app Thank you!

My bridged account, bsky.app/profile/ligh... is reactivated! If you want to read more things I post and less macro-focused that is where to do it!

♪ Be My Little Stimfriend ♪

This sounds like fun. I'm always fascinated by other people's non-sexual interests. I don't know that I'd give a NUMBER rating, but definitely sentiments.

Bluesky implements 'Shrinking-as-a-Service' over IP. Plethora of 'Slightly diminish a friend' posts follows.

I very much appreciate sites like Bluesky letting you pick between the 'dim' dark theme and the 'actually dark' dark theme. It is a source of endless rage to me how many 'dark themes' are actually 'light medium grey on dark medium grey'.

I’ll admit, I’m not all sweetness and light. A part of why I like to be a nice macro is “Being ignorant of or disregarding the welfare of creatures tinier than myself is not /worthy/ of the dignity of a marvelous, grand creature such as I!”

Well, you know how in Zamonia Wolpertings are able to derive actual physical sustenance and health from affection? …I think i work like that.

Cursed Macro: A cyberpunk dystopia where macros get paid to draw ads on their pawpads in neon marker. “This stomp brought to you by Arby’s!”

Now that it is past Thanksgiving, I can play my favorite Christmas song! www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Ko...

Micros and nanos building what looks like siege equipment so they can blow kisses with enough force to reach the giants looming above them.

I was right. I *would* have liked Zootopia 2 more if it has been Nick and Judy romping around various biomes with a snake while a melodic through-line played. The animation was great, the character was great except where the plot wrecked it, and the plot was not very good.

Hopefully a lot bigger than horses, though? I, for one, salute our new fluffy-pawed overlords.

♪ I'd like to teach the world to geque in perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my paws and keep it company ♪